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eric3579You tell good stories
bareboards2I know you were making a joke -- and I loved your last line.
I just wanted to say that "boys don't cry" is an example of the horrible sexism that men are subjected to from childhood onward. I honestly believe that so much "toxic masculinity" is rooted in this oppression of the range of human emotions that is forced on men all their lives.
Don't want to poop on your joke, so I came over here to say this.
What men are subjected to is soul-crushing, I swear.
Boys don't cry --
NephelimdreamYou hate to love the love you hate?
(and thanks, clicking on your profile is going to make me have Bad Religion stuck in my head the rest of the night)
NephelimdreamI meant to mark joking, honestly.
NephelimdreamI'm sorry, but you're welcome.
poolcleanerI'm... old.
Happy anniversary! Today marks year number 8 since you first became a Sifter and the community is better for having you. Thanks for your contributions!
siftbotHappy anniversary! Today marks year number 8 since you first became a Sifter and the community is better for having you. Thanks for your contributions!
newtboyHow about just 'pot'?
Pol... Pot?
NephelimdreamI "sifted" (hahalame) through a ton of your comments to share this one with a friend of mine. Would it be ok with you if I stole it to share with others? I promise not to share it with North Korea, Drumpf, or my ex wife. You know, the real axis of evil. I would obviously give you credit if need be, or rescue a cat and name it in your honor, or possibly scream out your name during coitus while I'm within earshot of one lucky winner of your choosing. Thank you for your time.
Yeah, it's a bitch. I didn't know I was an alcoholic until I was running away from hard times. Then even after I had gained a marginal amount of success, the alcohol remained. Fucking alcohol. It really does make you a different person. Sometimes a very very excellent, if not womanizing person. But sometimes a monster. Best I avoid the stuff beyond what I think I need or can handle, one drink at parties. Parties can be bad if I violate this. Or good -- it's a gamble lol.
You know what though, it's addiction period. I stopped drinking, my life improved; but, I replace it with something else. I am addicted to video games. I do 80+ hour, no sleep binges playing a game I'm seeking to master. Addiction.
Pretty soon I will have to go cold turkey even on things like marijuana, which make me mellow, happy, heightened senses, and artistic/creative focus/drive, and which my peers claim is not addicting. Nah, everything in my life is an addiction. Even creative endeavors or day to day work -- it commands my utter and impenetrable existence, allowing my world to fall to shambles, meanwhile I create art or engineer new false existence. A system of dice I throw forever for no real reason other than I am addicted forever to throwing dice. Boom. Boom. Cards. Mmm, yeah, gambling is fun and bad too, and consume entire weekends. Sex. Typing things. It's ALL addiction to me.
The only thing I get from typing my mind is the rush and addiction to the finality of saying the truth, regardless of the consequences. It just comes out and the fists raise my adrenaline and I'm fighting now. Haahhahahahahaha!!! Addiction! Adrenaline. Energy. I'll run for 4 hours straight to achieve a moment of elation and existence outside of the day to day shuffle. Addicted to life? I sit at my desk addicted to death? No, life. I am addicted to EVERYTHING.
PlayhousePalsMaaaaaaybe, but I don't think being 'ME-ll-OW' will be much of a motivator ... just S-p-AYING
Well looky over here, someone named poolcleaner mailed in a couple patents to mass produce lighters for kitten paws. I'm giving fire to all of the cats in the world. This will work. We'll make it work. Just us and the vengeful fire cats.
FIRE, FIRE, FIRE CATS -- HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
PlayhousePalsHmmm ... excellent question. In addition, how does it spark a flame with no opposable thumb? ... Must be one of those damn FURRIES!!
How does a kitty build up the pressure to suck smoke out of a bong when it has no cheeks?
PlayhousePalsI KNEW I liked your style!
Praise Elune I only spend time with pot smoking trannies, angry gamers and booze guzzling musicians.
poolcleanerOh yes, siftbot, lick me with that silver tongue. Run your sifting buds up and down my tuffs of fur. Yes! I like it JUST like that. Make that coat shine. Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Can you perhaps lick my genitals next? It has been some time since I washed them and I have an interview tomorrow. Mama always said, "Never go into an interview a smelly pussy."
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siftbotCongratulations! Your comment on Streep and Kidman discuss their childhood names has just received enough votes from the community to earn you 1 Power Point. Thank you for your quality contribution to VideoSift.
This achievement has earned you your "Silver Tongue" Level 2 Badge!
NicoleBeeSome say she's still donating to this day..
Remember being a probie and getting mentioned in this post as being awesome?! I didn't either, but here's a little "Where are they now" Sift history for ya!
http://videosift.com/blog/my15minutes/zomg-probie-donations-D-tyvm
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