I saw this ad and realized, despite loving tits and vagina, I'm a homosexual: 

"Featured Geek Content: This weeks content comes from our very own sifter Firefly. Ever wondered what a million pennies Would look like? Me neither, but you can find out via the Mega Penny Project! Remember if you have something that you would like to be featured on the Geek Channel, let me know" 

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