The Great Cheese Riot Arraignment
SIFTQUSITION DOCKET No. CH33SE51F73R
ORDER IN THE COURT!
Please rise! The Hon. Judge Swampgirl, Presiding!
The defendants stand accused of gross crimes against artistic sensibilities regarding the posting and conspiracy to post articles of dubious quality nineteen seventies era pop music and culture. The events transpired on the evening of April 10th, 2008 and persisted for two days with lingering effects for weeks. Being filed today are 51 counts of gross misconduct and artistic obscenity with intent to disturb the peace.
First witness to be called: Oxdottir
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http://wtf.videosift.com/talk/You-cheese-people
You cheese people!
posted by oxdottir 1 month 2 weeks ago • 314 views
I hit the hot button today, to see what i've missed during the week, and EVERYTHING, I mean *EVERYTHING* is music from my youth that I absolutely HATED when it was new. I'm FIFTY, for christ's freaking sake! What happened? I feel like I'm being hunted across the moors by hounds or something! Someday someone is going to find you people and play Britney Spears and Celine Dion at you until you crack!
Then i look at the Top Sifts, and the highest vote is in the thirties. My sift has been perverted!
I BLAME THE CHEESE!
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Also for entry into the Court’s records-
http://wtf.videosift.com/talk/Warning
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Also entered into the record is the fact that during the period of the crime, all avatars in the sidebar, top comments, and threads were filled with cheese, adding to the general public panic.
CaptWillard: 7 Counts
via videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/Air-Supply-Lost-In-Love
http://www.videosift.com/video/Olivia-Newton-John-A-Little-More-Love
http://www.videosift.com/video/Nick-Gilder-Hot-Child-In-The-City
http://www.videosift.com/video/Cliff-Richard-We-Dont-Talk-Anymore
http://www.videosift.com/video/Robert-John-Sad-Eyes
http://www.videosift.com/video/Charlene-Ive-Never-Been-To-Me
http://www.videosift.com/video/KC-The-Sunshine-Band-Please-Dont-Go
Critttter: 2 Counts
via videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/Muskrat-Love-Captain-and-Tenille
http://www.videosift.com/video/Without-You-Harry-Nillsson
Dotdude: 6 Counts
via videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/Elton-John-Kiki-Dee-Dont-Go-Breaking-My-Heart-1976
http://www.videosift.com/video/Tony-Orlando-Dawn-Tie-a-Yellow-Ribbon-Round-the-Old-Oak
http://www.videosift.com/video/Rupert-Holmes-Escape-Pina-Colada-Song
http://www.videosift.com/video/Village-People-Macho-Man-Long-Version-1978
http://www.videosift.com/video/Elton-John-Kiki-Dee-Dont-Go-Breaking-My-Heart-1976
http://www.videosift.com/video/Donna-Summer-MacArthur-Park
Firefly: 6 Counts
via videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/Barbarba-Streisand-Neil-Diaond-You-Dont-Bring-Me-Flowers
http://www.videosift.com/video/My-cheese-submission-Disco-Duck
http://www.videosift.com/video/Paul-Anka-Youre-Having-my-Baby
http://www.videosift.com/video/Eric-Carmen-All-by-Myself
http://www.videosift.com/video/My-cheese-submission-Disco-Duck
http://www.videosift.com/video/Terry-Jacks-Seasons-in-the-Sun
Greatbird: 5 Counts
via videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/Brady-Bunch-Keep-on-movin
http://www.videosift.com/video/Little-River-Band-Reminiscing-1
http://www.videosift.com/video/Earth-Wind-Fire-Thats-the-way-of-the-world
http://www.videosift.com/video/Chicago-Wishing-You-Were-Here
http://www.videosift.com/video/10cc-Im-Not-In-Love
Iwastheturkey: 1 Count
Jonny: 1 Count
Kevlar: 1 Count
K0MMIE: 1 Count
Kronosposeidon: 1 Count
Kulpims: 1 Count
MarineGunrock: 3 Counts
via videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/KC-The-sunshine-band-Get-down-tonight
http://www.videosift.com/video/Van-McCoy-THe-Hustle
http://www.videosift.com/video/KC-The-sunshine-band-Shake-your-booty
Rottenseed: 4 Counts
via videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/I-Wanna-Get-Next-to-You-scene-from-the-movie-Car-Wash
http://www.videosift.com/video/Bobby-Womack-Across-110th-Street
http://www.videosift.com/video/Parliament-Funkadelic-One-Nation-Under-a-Groove
http://www.videosift.com/video/Bootsy-Collins-Strectchin-Out
Uhohzombies: 9 Counts
via videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/James-Taylor-Carly-Simon-Mockingbird
http://www.videosift.com/video/Linda-Ronstadt-Youre-No-Good
http://www.videosift.com/video/KC-The-Sunshine-Band-Thats-The-Way-I-Like-It
http://www.videosift.com/video/Mahattan-Transfer-Birdland
http://www.videosift.com/video/Engelbert-Humperdinck-After-the-Lovin
http://www.videosift.com/video/Seals-Crofts-Summer-Breeze
http://www.videosift.com/video/Gary-Wright-Dreamweaver
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Carpenters-Close-To-You
http://www.videosift.com/video/Neil-Sedaka-Laughter-In-The-Rain
Schmawy: 7 Counts
via videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/More-Captain-and-Tennille-Love-will-keep-us-together
http://www.videosift.com/video/Crystal-Gale-Dont-it-Make-My-Brown-Eyes-Blue-1978
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Bee-Gees-Too-Much-Heaven
http://www.videosift.com/video/Nilsson-Without-you-1
http://www.videosift.com/video/Tom-T-Hall-I-Love
http://www.videosift.com/video/Charlie-Rich-The-Most-Beautiful-Girl-1974-1
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Carpenters-Calling-Occupants-of-Interplanetary-Craft
Silvercord: 1 Count
SlipperyPete: 1 Count
Choggie: 1 Count
via videosift.com
http://www.videosift.com/video/Special-Delivery-Captain-and-Tennille-Muskrat-Hairdoos (discarded)
http://www.videosift.com/video/Year-of-the-Cat-Al-Stewart (proto-cheese, honorable mention)
Blankfist
Seen at the scene of the aforementioned crimes
Cheesemoo
Suspected of supplying raw contraband materials
Dag
Accused of actually enjoying submissions, aiding an abetting
Fjnbk
Originator of the Cheese Avatar
Lucky760
Suspected technical expert, aiding and abetting
Zeph
Seen at the scene of the aforementioned crimes
Gwiz665
Seen at the scene of the aforementioned crimes
Fedquip
Seen at the scene of the aforementioned crimes
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