SIFTOPIA MUNICIPAL COURT
SIFTQUSITION DOCKET No. CH33SE51F73R

ORDER IN THE COURT!






Please rise! The Hon. Judge Swampgirl, Presiding!


The defendants stand accused of gross crimes against artistic sensibilities regarding the posting and conspiracy to post articles of dubious quality nineteen seventies era pop music and culture. The events transpired on the evening of April 10th, 2008 and persisted for two days with lingering effects for weeks. Being filed today are 51 counts of gross misconduct and artistic obscenity with intent to disturb the peace.

First witness to be called: Oxdottir
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http://wtf.videosift.com/talk/You-cheese-people

You cheese people!
posted by oxdottir 1 month 2 weeks ago • 314 views
I hit the hot button today, to see what i've missed during the week, and EVERYTHING, I mean *EVERYTHING* is music from my youth that I absolutely HATED when it was new. I'm FIFTY, for christ's freaking sake! What happened? I feel like I'm being hunted across the moors by hounds or something! Someday someone is going to find you people and play Britney Spears and Celine Dion at you until you crack!

Then i look at the Top Sifts, and the highest vote is in the thirties. My sift has been perverted!

I BLAME THE CHEESE!

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Also for entry into the Court’s records-

http://wtf.videosift.com/talk/Warning
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Also entered into the record is the fact that during the period of the crime, all avatars in the sidebar, top comments, and threads were filled with cheese, adding to the general public panic.

The following stand accused and for the court’s record we draw your attention to the most egregious example of each defendant’s cheese below each mughsot, where available:

CaptWillard: 7 Counts






Critttter: 2 Counts





Dotdude: 6 Counts


Firefly: 6 Counts





Greatbird: 5 Counts





Iwastheturkey: 1 Count





Jonny: 1 Count



Kevlar: 1 Count





K0MMIE: 1 Count





Kronosposeidon: 1 Count





Kulpims: 1 Count


MarineGunrock: 3 Counts





Rottenseed: 4 Counts






Uhohzombies: 9 Counts





Schmawy: 7 Counts





Silvercord: 1 Count




SlipperyPete: 1 Count


Choggie: 1 Count




Other conspirators who’s crimes the court is still endeavoring to uncover


Blankfist
Seen at the scene of the aforementioned crimes





Cheesemoo
Suspected of supplying raw contraband materials





Dag
Accused of actually enjoying submissions, aiding an abetting





Fjnbk
Originator of the Cheese Avatar





Lucky760
Suspected technical expert, aiding and abetting





Zeph
Seen at the scene of the aforementioned crimes





Gwiz665
Seen at the scene of the aforementioned crimes





Fedquip
Seen at the scene of the aforementioned crimes






DEFENDANTS, HOW DO YOU PLEAD?