This is gonna be simple, as I'm still pissed the fuck off.
1) I reformat hard drive
2) I reinstall windows
3) I go to activate Windows with the key that came with the laptop
4) It says the key is invalid.
5) I call M$ - they tell me that I need to talk to HP and get a new key
6) HP pretty much tells me to fuck off unless I want to pay them to talk to Tech Support.
7) I tell them I don't need Tech support, I need a damn key.
They say that TS is the ones that can give me one, so I need to talk to them, ergo I have to pay them money.
9) They tell me that they will take me through troubleshooting steps before they give me a key.
10) I say I don't need technical assistance, I just need a motherfucking key.
11) I said fine, you talk to them, tell them I need a key, and then give me the key. That way we can skip right by TS.
12) They say ain't gonna happen, and that I need to call and talk to the case manager on Monday.
13) You can bet your damn ass I will call them.
14) You can bet your sweet ass that I will not pay a motherfucking cent to get it.
15) They've pissed off MG. They should be glad their call center isn't within fresh temper distance, or there would be something on the news about me tomorrow.
16) It would most likely include words like "shooting," "massacre," "deadliest" and the phrase "every single employee."