I have something for you

Wow lucky you with a kinky lady. I think probably that's the case for the majority of married couples. Interesting though, isn't it? People think of women as being more sexually repressed, but I think women are more open to try different things than men are.

Bestiality? Really? **shudder**


In reply to this comment by EDD:
Me? Nah. I'll give you this though: when one's done as much dirty work in the countryside as I have (manure and all that), one either develops a fetish for this shit ( ), or one's stomach turns to stone as far as crap is concerned. I'm the latter case.

Also, my wife is all around way, way, FUCKIN WAY more pervy than I am. She's leagues ahead of me.

Fun fact: at least 75% of women that I've honestly talked to about this, have confessed an interest in bestiality. Some have actually confessed going there. Ew

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
What other people do is more their business than mine.
Just from now on, you're the puke/scat guy. I know your dirty secret, but I won't tell.
Your poor wife.

We are all pervs EDD..... different degrees and all that, but none of us are innocent. I'm an open perv myself. I proclaim it proudly!

What other people do is more their business than mine.
Just from now on, you're the puke/scat guy. I know your dirty secret, but I won't tell.
Your poor wife.

We are all pervs EDD..... different degrees and all that, but none of us are innocent. I'm an open perv myself. I proclaim it proudly!

In reply to this comment by EDD:
No no, I do think they're gross (with the exception of lemonparty.org - nothing wrong with that one as long as it's consensual, even though it did provide some shock value), and I'd say it's really, really fortunate I don't get off to puke/scat, etc. As far as fetishes go, I don't have any, really. I only like high heels and lingerie - shoot me if that makes me a perv

But again, not my business if other people get off to ANYTHING as long as it doesn't harm/mentally scar any other living thing. I think it's best if people with preexisting fetishes get to jack off to internet porn rather than try some dangerous things out for themselves, don't you?

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Oh I disagree!! 2 girls 1 cup made my eyeballs bleed and made me puke. Oh yuck the others I am going to watch and then let you know.
If you don't think that 2 girls 1 finger is gross... oh my Edd.... I can't hang with puke.
lemonparty... I just saw an old man get his dick sucked. Wow. I would rather think they fall off once a man has hit a certain age.
hai2u... ok enough with the puke... Are there people out there who get off to this?

I think it's all you EDD.

Here's something for you Elvis. I found this. You may have seen it before.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Come-As-You-Are-by-Nirvana-sung-by-Elvis-3-47

Oh I disagree!! 2 girls 1 cup made my eyeballs bleed and made me puke. Oh yuck the others I am going to watch and then let you know.
If you don't think that 2 girls 1 finger is gross... oh my Edd.... I can't hang with puke.
lemonparty... I just saw an old man get his dick sucked. Wow. I would rather think they fall off once a man has hit a certain age.
hai2u... ok enough with the puke... Are there people out there who get off to this?

I think it's all you EDD.

In reply to this comment by EDD:
2 girls 1 cup?
2 girls 1 finger?
lemonparty.org?
hai2u.com?

nah, actually there's next to no point in watching any of these - me and my wife, we didn't find them interesting/shocking. some of them might've been funny, but that's pretty much all there is to this fad - people laughing at other people being shocked.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
You can't trick me on that one EDD. I know goatse!!! Tubgirl is definitely worse though I think.


In reply to this comment by EDD:
If you want to stand a chance at any recovery from the horrors of tubgirl, you need to see/google GOATSE asap!

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
I had to go and look up what the hell this was.

All I have to say is.. fuck you wiz. That's gross and I will never recover.

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
>> ^acidSpine:
>> ^brusad:
I wouldn't say THE most amazing photo EVER.. but it was pretty bloody awesome!

So what is the most amazing photo ever? I want to see it


Tubgirl? That shit breaks my brain, I'll say that.

You can't trick me on that one EDD. I know goatse!!! Tubgirl is definitely worse though I think.


In reply to this comment by EDD:
If you want to stand a chance at any recovery from the horrors of tubgirl, you need to see/google GOATSE asap!

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
I had to go and look up what the hell this was.

All I have to say is.. fuck you wiz. That's gross and I will never recover.

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
>> ^acidSpine:
>> ^brusad:
I wouldn't say THE most amazing photo EVER.. but it was pretty bloody awesome!

So what is the most amazing photo ever? I want to see it


Tubgirl? That shit breaks my brain, I'll say that.

Watch this. I love it. It's not mine.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Moments#comment-850109

watch this. It's great. One of the best things I have seen here. Its not mine

http://www.videosift.com/video/Moments#comment-850109

yes? is that the answer?
how's the anal fisting been going?


In reply to this comment by Farhad2000:
I know you missed my strong pimp hand...

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
glad to see you're back to insulting me dear.

In reply to this comment by Farhad2000:
Yes. You're a whore.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
wow.. im not even a gamer and thats awesome

glad to see you're back to insulting me dear.

In reply to this comment by Farhad2000:
Yes. You're a whore.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
wow.. im not even a gamer and thats awesome

My thoughts exactly.

In reply to this comment by yoghurt:
My pleasure. Who could resist Bjork + the Cure?

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Thanks for pushing my video into sifttopia.

Besides that I have been meaning to make conversation with you anyhow.

I woke up this morning and decided I wanted to sift the Vandals. You're sifting music I love.. aww... can we be 16 year old cuties again? Being old sucks. I want to be 16. Rottenseed lives like 3 miles from where i was in San Diego. Almost everything i sift is from the 90's so I am pretty sure I am trying to take it there as well. That does sound exciting. I wish that I could go do that. I have to do some training Friday for my assistant. Taking pictures at a fire festival does sound exciting,but I am not sure I will be able to go. i will let you know if I can.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
love.
insomnias back.
so these are things you should know while i cant sleep

1. im sifting the vandals and screeching weasel
2. i told rottenseed naughty bedtime stories about bea and daniel in san diego
3. these seemingly unrelated events make think im trying to bring the sift back into the 90s
4. theres a healthcare town hall in cleburne friday. my congressman is a democrat so it should get ugly.
i think you should go and take pictures
5. theres a huge fire festival saturday. i think you should go and take pictures. rj burned his palm off though so i dont know if hes throwing.
6. it looks like im gonna have company this weekend so i think you should get a sitter and play.

well... shit.
let me make it up to you.
I'll get you a new flea collar and have someone clean out your litter box. Goodness knows it needs it.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
I KNOW! And that was going to be the one. So sad.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
...but i took back my assholery!

Pffttt.

You havent ever promoted any of my sifts before anyhow.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
Well. I guess I'll use that *promote I had set aside for something else!

Harumph!


In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
..i stand corrected.
assholery taken back.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
Pshhh. Like, HOURS ago. Yaaah!

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
so i submitted to your channel as requested and you don't even vote for it? harsh schmaws.

what??
Wtf... who do these people think they are? we dont go around grabbing dicks all day... jeebus.

.. does this mean I CAN go around grabbing dicks all day?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
laptops are glorious inventions sweetheart.
oh so before i left braums a bunch of working dudes came in for lunch, i went to refill my drink at the fountain and one came up beside me to also fill his drink, winked at me i turned a bit and totally got my fucking ass grabbed! bwhwhahaha!
getting groped at braums is the funny.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
ah yes.. the Braums crowd. Hardly anything compared to the "McDonalds Crowd" or the "Dairy Queen Crowd".

I need both a massage and to be exfoliated.
How are you internetting?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
no i got some chickens instead
so lets prepare for the second wave of shits during my meeting with thr this afternoon
so the people at braums .... im fighting every urge to exfoliate them, and put them on a tredmill and make them do yoga because their muscles are short and tight and then massage them. then i want someone to cut their very very unhealthy hair.
i would make them drink gallons of water a day with me. i would take away their soda.
and they would not longer eat braums once a day. and looking at them wouldnt make me sad anymore.

</elitist>

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
yes then get biscuits and gravy and a dr pepper


In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
yes.
this is fucking terrible.
im right behind braums.
should i go shit in braums?
i think i have to.


In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
are you saying you want me to be your knight in shining armor?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
cari. i am stuck at the car shop getting my converter fixedid. i have to take the hugest poo ever.
my tummy hurts. come get me and take me home.

Thanks for pushing my video into sifttopia.

Besides that I have been meaning to make conversation with you anyhow.