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gorgonheap says...

I thought you would appreciate this:

Reaction to Snakes
• Civilian: Runs away from the snake screaming.
• Paratrooper: Lands on and kills the snake.
• Armor: runs over snake, giggles, and looks for more snakes.
• Infantry: "Look, a pussy cat. Come 'ere kitty....Ouch! Hey, that's not a pussy cat."
• Army Aviation: Has GPS grid to snake. Can't find snake. Back to base for crew rest and the club and some sort of drink called "The Snake."
• Ranger: Plays with the snake, then eats it.
• 2nd Ranger: Assaults the snake's home and secures it for use by friendly snakes.
• MI: analyzes all available intelligence and national asset input on the reptilian situation; reports sighting of Godzilla to National Command Authority.
• JAG: Advises the snake on the rules of engagement and the law of war as it pertains to the snake and its defensive posture.
• Quartermaster: Captures snake and applies a NSN to it. Implements a FOI procedure and picks up snake on property book. Has company commander sign hand receipt for "Snake, Green, One Each," as non-expendable unit property.
• Chemical Corps: Starts to gas the little booger, but then realizes that there is an M-18, A-2 Respirator especially made for snakes, remembers the Chemical Corps Motto, "UTRWBAG" (Up Their Rear With Bugs and Gas), and conducts three experiments on it that have been strictly prohibited by the Clinton Treaty of 1999.
• Navy SEAL: Expends all ammunition, several grenades and calls for naval gunfire in a failed attempt to kill the snake. The snake bites the SEAL then retreats to safety.
• Artillery: Kills snake, but in the process kills several hundred civilians with a massive TOT with three FA BDEs in support. Mission is considered a success and all participants (cooks, mechanics, clerks) are awarded Silver Stars.
• Marine Recon: Follows the snake and gets lost.
• Pathfinder: Guides the snake elsewhere.
• AF Fighter Pilot: Mis-identifies the snake as a Russian HIND helicopter and engages it with missiles. Crew chief paints a snake on airplane.
• AF Pararescue: Wounds the snake in first encounter, then feverishly works to save the snake's life.
• Green Beret: Makes contact with the snake, builds rapport, wins its heart and mind, then trains it to kill other snakes.

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gorgonheap says...

I just have to say every time I see your Avatar on a post I picture your comments being said in the dramatic whiny voice of the MONARCH! Makes me laugh. Love the Venture Bros. btw.

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gorgonheap says...

Though it reaks of 80's charm this was actually produced a couple of year ago as a parody of 80's electronic music movement. I'd say add it. I have stuff in my 50's propaganda playlist that was made a few years ago but with the spirit of a 1952 PSA.

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Don't know when this was made, can I put this in my I love the 80s playlist?

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gorgonheap says...

No way! Your from Minnesota too? I thought I was the only sotan here. I was born in Minneapolis but grew up mostly in Albert Lea and St. Cloud. Where are you from?

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I live less than 15 minutes from the bridge. It's a real tragedy here. It may be sunny outside, but there is heavy sorrow in the air.

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gorgonheap says...

Ahoy! Welcome to the sift! Just a quick little hint: Don't copy descriptions directly from the source site without prefacing it. It's not the end of the world but it looks fishy to us sifters. Hope you enjoy your time here. Peace.

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gorgonheap says...

Yeah it was an epiphany for me one day I was listening to the white album and realized that McCartney's riff and Ringo's beat are used in a lot of punk songs, especially early punk (pixies, the clash, etc.) Not to mention the lyric composition is followed by many So Cal, bands.

The Beatles were so revolutionary in that they literally defined genres for the next 10 years.

In reply to your comment:
i've never heard it described as the first punk song... early-metal is often thrown around, but i get where you're coming from; the white album version is pretty rawkus.



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