>> ^rosekat:
That looks very heterosexual. Is the word 'sweets' code for something? Like dick? hahah hah ha!


There are women in there, too.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Wonka-A-Willy-Wonka-The-Chocolate-Factory-Recut-Trailer#comment-595366

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Jeez dag, you don't even know your own commands? You forgot the equal sign. Problem solved. *return

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Siftbot knows for sure which one is a dupe, as he'll only add oldest to newest. The other way didn't work, so this must be oldest.

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Both were posted 3 months and 2 weeks ago, but more exact info on when each was originally queued doesn't seem to be available. *discuss

>> ^alien_concept:
It's not supposed to be a serious recreation spoco I think the fact he's attached fuck-knows-what to his face as a moustache is kinda indicative of that...


Yeah, but if you're going to do it like that... then how about making it funny? As it stands, he plays it straight, and poorly... and as such misses every mark it could possibly hit. Not so bad it's funny, not so good it's brilliant, not another take that makes it funny.... nothing, just a poor attempt at a recreation of the scene.

When it comes to not being funny, Gorgon, you are without question the resident expert.

>> ^gorgonheap:
Well I'm leaving for the Thanksgiving week soon but I suppose I can take a few minutes to bag on rasch187. Not that I think he's worth the time but I feel that seeing his status as a registered sex offender it's my duty to inform the community about his recent activities.
Despite the Willy Wonka outfit the only 'candy' this man is offering kids is the kind that makes parent's fervently teach their kids the phrase 'stranger danger'. Well that's my jib. I gotta catch a plane now.
...Oh and I was implying that rasch is a child molester, for those of you who are too dense to figure it out. And there is nothing funny about a child molester. That is all.

Well I'm leaving for the Thanksgiving week soon but I suppose I can take a few minutes to bag on rasch187. Not that I think he's worth the time but I feel that seeing his status as a registered sex offender it's my duty to inform the community about his recent activities.

Despite the Willy Wonka outfit the only 'candy' this man is offering kids is the kind that makes parent's fervently teach their kids the phrase 'stranger danger'. Well that's my jib. I gotta catch a plane now.

...Oh and I was implying that rasch is a child molester, for those of you who are too dense to figure it out. And there is nothing funny about a child molester. That is all.

rasch187 says he wears a top hat because of Willy Wonka, the truth is that rasch187 has a case of peanut envy. His top hat wearing hero is Mr. Peanut.

His infatuation with Mr. Peanut began at a young age when a boy is beginning to ask questions about the world. He then attempted to fashion a Mr. Peanut outfit for himself, as he got older his infatuation only increased and he even when so far as to hire a hooker to be his Miss Peanut. He has even poured his life savings into his very own nutmobile. Ironically he will eventually die from anaphylactic shock.

So have pity on rasch187's salted nuts.

Who is Rasch? well, I have looked into a few things (I'm going to check more on his videos later...) and here is what I had found out...

1) He looks more destracting that Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka... At least you know when you look at Johnny Depp, you know he is just off, but Rasch looks like he is going to do something rather unpleasant...

2) Rasch doesn't seem to have his words properly placed, or just very stoned... Seriously,

"Someone smoked my eyelids and punched my cigarette."

I'm guessing that having someone punching your cigarette is less painful than smoking someone's eyelid... otherwise, this could explain why he wears wonka sized sunglasses...

3) He is the owner of the Rock & Roll channel, but is that really saying anything? Just look at the History of rock&roll votes...

1. kronosposeidon (3049 votes) 2. Zifnab (2874 votes) 3. mlx (2444 votes) 4. silvercord (2298 votes) 5. Issykitty (2120 votes) 6. Issykitty (1962 votes) 7. dystopianfuturetoday (1727 votes) 8. gorgonheap (1676 votes) 9. JAPR (1285 votes) 10. choggie (1247 votes) 11. swampgirl (1124 votes) 12. lurgee (1090 votes) 13. calvados (991 votes) 14. winkler1 (840 votes) 15. snoozedoctor (733 votes)

The owner isn't even on the top 15! Even Choggie is beating this guy and Choggie is no longer with us... Can you really be proud of being an owner of something you don't have much control over!?!

I'm not sure where this fascination with Willy Wonka began for rasch187. Maybe it's a cultural thing in Norway, or maybe he just thinks gobstoppers are something he can take to stop his cravings to gobble on things. Its okay that you want to wonka on a few willies, rasch. There's nothing to be ashamed of.

>> ^CrushBug:
Back. And to the left.
Back. And to the left.
Back. And to the left.


You get my Biggest Laugh of the Day Award. Congratulations!