Fuck pitbulls, and FUCK YOU pitbull owners. Go pursue an inane cause that doesn't require everyone around you to accept the premise that "don't worry, this bomb I bring everywhere won't go off while your kids are around. I'm a responsible bomb owner. Just don't make any sudden movements or anything that could potentially be taken as a threat, around my totally harmless bomb, or otherwise it might harmlessly rip your fucking face off."

The first time I let my dog within biting distance of a friend's Pit, she got bitten really hard, even though the owners were my friends, the dog knew me, and everyone was gathered around urging the Pit to be calm as we introduced the dogs. No warning, their Pit just clamped on the fucking neck of my black lab. If not for an instantaneous and well-placed kick in the side of the face from the Pit's owner, my dog's jugular probably would have been ripped in two. I imagined how I would feel if it had been my niece or nephews, and came to this conclusion: FUCK PITBULLS.... just because they're licking your face one moment doesn't mean they're not going to eat it off you the first fuckign excuse you give them.

The other weak-ass part of Pit owners' argument is this: When a black lab or even a german shephard decides to bite a person, a second person of reasonable strength can rescue that first person from the dog (if the first person can't rescue themselves). This is not really the case with Pits, unless the third person is willing to put themselves at risk (by trying to "wheelbarrow" the Pit for instance), or become seriously violent and murderous in attacking the dog (by picking up a brick and bludgeoning it in the fucking skull).

Old pornstars never die, they just "enhance" and buy wheelbarrows.

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I'm afraid it would lead to star point inflation. Before you know it, people will have to haul virtual wheelbarrows full of star points around just to make a simple promote. And then you know what that leads to ... the collapse of the Siftmar republic and then ...

Siftler.

Politicians taking money they didn't earn by force and redistributing it is a little different from people choosing to be charitable with their own money. Ever so slight of a difference.

I'm not defending McCain either, he's as socialist as the rest of them. I don't think the neo-cons understand that purchasing power appropriations (inflation) and nominal appropriations (taxes) are two sides of the same coin. What have we been doing since 71 when Nixon scratched the discipline of the gold standard? Borrowing money we can't pay back and then trying to pay it back with a printing press. Too bad printing presses don't create wealth, they just siphon the value of labor-backed money to the new printing press money. Last time it happened, we had a monetarist (Volcker) raise interest rates to 20%. What are we doing today? We have a neo-Keynesian (Bernanke) who has a complete misunderstanding of great depression lowering them to 0% and expanding the Fed balance sheet to unprecedented levels. Get your wheelbarrows ready.

The American worker has lost so much to inflationary currency and collusive subsidies, it's a complete joke if he gives one iota about this tax bracket nonsense. You are getting your wages debased daily, overpromised and underdelivered, for years and years, and if you can't figure this out and vote in a libertarian guy like Paul next round, we are deeply screwed for at least two more generations.

Hmmm, Office Max will take my pennies??? I smell a follow up vid....

"This wheelbarrow of pennies I've been carrying sure is burning a hole in my pocket and I have been wanting that color laser printer for some time now... off to Office Max with my pennies and my camera!"

ahhhhhh mammon-you know you want some!! if we run low,-print some mo!!!!!


Frustration, devastation, tribulation,indignation, hyperinflation,recession,depression, globillization, ere me now!
A take dem lesson from all dem 'istory,
dem old Reichsmark in dem Weimar dem free;
i and i wheelbarrow for a loaf of dem bread,
den dem look back on us ah say dem fill with d'dread
cause dem money fi dem flow when dem battle begin, and d'nex big war, start them all over agin', say-

Frustration, devastation, tribulation,indignation, hyperinflation,recession,depression, globillization, united nations

dem a president know when dem locust begin, cause dem close affiliation with dem power of ten-
dey dat meet in secret places choose d'affairs of men, dem a tell you when to sit, dem a tell dem when to stand, dem a tell the people how inna every land, and dem rule from b'ind the veil of a peaceful plan, BUT DEM REAL FASCINATION IS CONTROLLING I-MAN!!!

Babylon , babies....it's what for dinner!!!

Heheh, this was a gag.

The really surprising thing was that Trebek forwent the wheelbarrow he usually needs when going pantsless. That man's got a heavy pair.

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@Solipsy
Once the long overdue second depression finally comes, you may finally realize that all of this stuff you espouse has led you into a situation where you are attempting to survive without a job or with wheelbarrows full of worthless fiat money. So good luck with that when it comes.


Did you miss the bit where the person you're talking to said they began suffering from debilitating MS at age 22? And isn't working because of that? "All this stuff" being espoused by Solipsy isn't what led to his/her current situation, rotten luck did. Or possibly environmental contamination caused by profit-driven free-market corporations without adequate regulation did - seems more likely than his/her political ideology at any rate.

If you're honestly arguing that social security be eliminated (and that's *ALL* I'm talking about - the federal reserve and the gold standard and all that other stuff you keep bringing up isn't the topic at hand), then do you want people in situations like Solipsy's - which are far too common - to simply die? Or should they go begging at a local church - another system a good objectivist would typically argue isn't worth supporting? Local charities maybe? Great idea as long as the local people can afford to give to charity.

Social security, aside from all other welfare programs or federal agencies or fiscal policy issues, is in my opinion (and that of MANY other intelligent, educated people) a good thing which should be maintained. It can be improved upon, but eliminating it would be a horrible idea until a more stable alternative (which everyone who needs it can use) is devised.

Oh, and if my holding this opinion causes you to vomit, fine. You need to stop reading commentary on the internet if you have such a weak constitution that opinions not your own (or ignorance, if you choose to see it that way) cause such a violent reaction.

@Solipsy

Once again, I have to respond to short-sighted intellect that is fixated on nominal values rather than values relative to other goods. Why don't you understand what I'm saying here? Low-paying jobs are painful not because they are "low-paying" and in your mind "trivial," but because the money you make from them is losing purchasing power and being taxed away at a rate greater than it ever has been in the history of this country. It is being devalued and taxed away by the very policies you claim are helping you. But you fail to see that government intervention and redistribution of wealth is actually making the poor poorer because they cause hyperinflation and rising costs of food and energy. Redistribution of wealth schemes benefit the rich far more than they benefit you. We've already covered how a truly free market brings far more people into prosperity than it doesn't, which increases donations to non-profit organizations, makes families richer, etc, to help the remaining people who truly need it. When you claim that it is in a company's best interest to underpay their employees, you simply don't understand how the free market works. If minimum wage didn't exist, McDonald's could not hire anyone for 2 cents a day. No one would do it. People are only willing to work jobs that generate income relative to their living expenses. The wages are then dictated by the market itself. You think janitors would just disappear in a free market system? That's a junk argument if there ever was one. If we suddenly had a society where everyone was brilliant and skilled and no one wanted to the dirty jobs, the demand for those dirty jobs would rise immensely and the wages would rise to reflect that need. And if that happened, you'd have plenty of people quitting their lower paying office jobs to go scrub toilets for more money, to hell with anyone's perceptions about the status of the work itself.

And it's bad for business to underpay. If 25% of people are unemployed in this country or making far less money than they should, businesses die because they are losing consumers to pay for their products and services. Then the people who were employed at those businesses lose THEIR jobs.

Technology advances often give us the illusion of a greater standard of living, but the standard of living has actually gone down considerably over the years as government has gotten bigger and more interventionist (a result of people believing and electing politicians who fool them into promising them more wealth with higher taxes, socialist programs, etc). Peter Schiff makes an excellent point in an old interview that his grandfather was a carpenter, raised seven kids on that income, and his wife didn't even have to work. Someone with that kind of job today cannot do that. So you may have nicer gadgets and cars than you did back then, but the cost of food, energy, education, medical care, has gone way, way up relative to average income. And it's because of the federal reserve devaluing our money and the government borrowing trillions of dollars it doesn't have to promise you better stuff and an easier life, which the vast majority is falling for hook, line, and sinker.

Once the long overdue second depression finally comes, you may finally realize that all of this stuff you espouse has led you into a situation where you are attempting to survive without a job or with wheelbarrows full of worthless fiat money. So good luck with that when it comes.

Once in a great while a man comes along who changes the world, men like, Benjamin Franklin, Goethe, Martin Luther King Jr., Lee Harvey Oswald, Jack Bauer, Rocky Balboa, and James Earl Ray. Yes these are men of noble standing and and have accomplished much in life.

Karaidl is the complete opposite. On top of being unsure about how to pronounce his name he suffers from many things. All of which he deserves.

For instance his avatar photo of himself is many years old. Now he has to lug his moobs around in a wheelbarrow. His size has grown so massive that he's become the subject of all "yo mamma" jokes.
Karaidl's looser friend: "Hey man, your so fat that you have your own zip code! HAHAHA!
Karaidl: "I'm gonna sit on you mutha****er! Soon as I find my legs!

Sadly the man is everything we hate; The man who puts needles in cupcakes. That jerk who backed into your car with his oversize SUV and didn't leave a note. The pudgy little kid in pre-school who cried in the corner all day. The jerk off teenager who walks around wal mart who thinks that sticking a 'funoodle' in his pants and pretending it's his penis is the greatest idea since he dropped out of high school.

Was he never loved enough as a child? Yes. Was he an outcast and reject of society? You bet. Did he ever give up? No. He kept on being a dickweed despite the fact that we did all we could to ignore him.

So when you think of great men; Mighty Mouse, Ralph Lauren, Vanilla Ice, Michael Jackson, and Lorena Bobbet. Keep thinking about them. Because they are so much more interesting, then this guy I'm roasting, who's name I can't really pronounce!

But Seriously Karaidl, thanks for your contributions to the sift, you always make me laugh.

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Nawh, the schools that can't afford a dedicated Wheelbarrow Racing Coach play football.

I didn't know y'all had wheelbarrow tourneys down there. Or is it only the schools that don't have the money for football equipment?

Best wheelbarrow game move ever.

And bonus points for the crowd going absolutely batshit MENTAL.