Many many moons ago when I was seventeen we started doing life drawing at my school. there were a few models they used but the most common two were a lady about thirty, nice looking, slightly plump but attractive and Alan. Alan was a thirtyish year old gay guy who was just very average looking. Physique wise he was 5' 10" or so, maybe just under 200lbs, slightly balding, wore glasses. Nothing offensive but as a seventeen year old lad I obviously started off preferring drawing boobies to schlong.

Thing is, I always drew better when drawing Alan because I just wasn't as distracted I suppose. He was a really nice guy and we got to know him pretty well over the year or so we did the class. I'd grown up doing a lot of sailing at a club with communal showers for the men so naked guys were no mystery to me. I wasn't offended by him and he certainly never did any poses like the guy in this video.

Fast forward ten years and I'm at a friend's house party. I know about half the people there and there's a lot of people from her work that I don't know. She worked at a medieval castle as a wench for their banquets and a lot of her actor colleagues were there. I kept catching the eye of this guy, forty years or so old, 5' 10" and just over 200lbs, pretty bald. You know when you get that feeling that you know someone? The face is familiar but you can't for the life of you remember where you've seen him before. Worse was the feeling that it was someone I knew quite well, not just someone I'd bumped into in the supermarket or something like that.

He looked puzzled by me too and we eventually got talking in the kitchen about where we knew each other from. We went through everything, from what we did for a job, where we'd worked, where we lived and drew blanks every time.

We went further and further back in time until he stopped, grinned and said 'you didn't go to Woodland's school did you?'

In that instant I knew exactly who he was, laughed and completely without thinking blurted 'Alan! I didn't recognise you with your clothes on!'

Of course it went quiet and I had to explain to my wife why I didn't recognise the gay guy with his clothes on (not helped by the fact that it was an all boys school). I still have paintings and drawings of him in my attic somewhere, which my wife was 'thrilled' to be shown!

Life drawing is great, and you don't need a 'fit' or attractive model. Anyone will do, in fact the more normal the better I think. It helps you look at what's there rather than any sort of ideal you might have in your head.

I attribute my own infatuation with gingers (and the curse that comes with it) to one of my early pubescent imprints associated with my proclivities towards all things musical and my 8th grade choir teacher, the ravenous Ms. Jane Polnick.

Her drop-dead gorgeous sister (both with piercing blue eyes and succulent, unblemished figures) was also a chanteuse and a rockin' blonde!

She was also an insatiable flirt.

Hellspawn, demon wench!

The man powered ice wench was very cool. And might be a good name for a band. "Ice Wench"

>> ^Fusionaut:

He's just trying to get people interested in the election! Sheesh!>> ^TheSluiceGate:
Are you fucking kidding me. How about a poll for "Ugliest Gold Star Videosifter"?



Nah dude-Trying to get folks head out of their own assess regarding the election by calling attention to the haggditude of certain women of dubious distinction. The current president's wife did not make the list because there are only eight cretin-slots available and the maybe president-elect's wife is of the Stepford persuasion, if ya know what I mean....Ladybird planted flowers on state highways to deal with her repressed bullshit, I could give a fiddler's fistfuck about any so-called election...This is about ugly wenches married to influential and possibly indiscriminate assholes.

Stop calling me OUT!!! ... Wench!

What an annoying wench.

"Damn, woman, leave me alone! (pesky wench)"

I can't even make jokes about this wench anymore. I'm too embarrassed that we haven't already laughed her off the face of the earth. It seems to me that while politicians aren't generally the most intelligent, since GeorgyB got to play "top dog" for 8 years we have a sorts of morons coming out of the woodwork.

dag = pushover

Ok stinker247, lookit-If I may, please, and not to damage your obviously compromised sensibilities any further ruffling the delicate lace trim on your panties, an observation:

Referring to your retort after some gleeful, tongue-in-cheek banter in the post you made below re:Schleptedly Begruntingnessocity:

A quick armchair analysis-Ya get hobbled, and instead of taking yer lumps ya begin to poke the place again with some classic, brown-nosing tactics.-
"I found a new embed for a deadpool video, but I'm forbidden from fixing it because of my hobbitting. Oh well."...."Oh well, seeee what I am doing while I am being punished, I am performing good-deeds for the collective to show just how frustrated I am and how willing, to do tricks to gain approval-

Ya make a fucking comment to a woman ya never fucking met in real-time, about anal sex, which whether or not she's a familiar enough wench for ya to take that kind of license with, speaks tomes to your character. You respond directly to my ball-busting in good cheer, with a hearty, "Fuck Off, Choggie" which, violates another fucking rule(ad-hom) of the sift, in tone and sentiment (because you see, there are some of us monkeys who have the innate or practiced ability to be able to decipher the fundamental character of a person through the written word) and this after I offer to do the work for you while you are fucking hobbled, because I'm such a fucking sweetheart of a guy!

Ya then reference my own infamous tenure, assuming you understand the mechanics of my self-immolation here on the sift, it being obvious that you have not a fucking clue as to why I left this place to begin with.......lemme fucking clue ya in:

I left because the place was being hi-jacked by a similar element of snarkish, clueless boobs who love to show their asses and post loads of artless bullshit-The few people who were violently offended at my candor, threw similar fucking hissy-fits to see me emasculated, one even fucking left the place after I was grnted re-entry, because that 40-something adult, has personal fucking issues better left to a professional counselor to attempt to resolve....

But hey, who needs a couch and a draw on yer bank account for the same when you have me, eh?? I offer my observations, free of fucking charge- Evoke my name again, please, lets be pals!!

BF...Getting a robot vacuum for yer hunny...not sexist. You tend to toss around those "ists" quite a bit, I blame poor education/indoctrination and being in California too long. After all, your state's governor has ties to Nazi Germany-his Austrian father volunteered for the infamous Nazi SA and became a ranking officer, and his wifes' a former news cunt and a Kennedy-clan wench.

I got a 12-pack of Modelo for xmas, external hard drive, a used, working, water-damaged Palm cell fone and a years worth of airtime pre-paid....oh and probably some cool shirts from me muddah, awaiting me new years...

Its a great way to detect scams on the internet-Syntax and grammar is the best way to detect a Nigerian scam-
Pat Condell needs to don a cape and mask and play advocate fir all he similar cases in England-Civil Disobedience should get creative to combat such bullshit-

Nothing more fun than a religious debate; the Muslim wench who brought the charges forward should be made to suffer for her imaginary sand-god, court attendees aught disrupt the proceedings-The barristers should be boycotted who took the case, the accused should refuse to go to court, or pay any fines assessed-No other reasonable way to forgo similar travesties of a crippled and corrupt legal system-

The Dawkins Effect is backfiring, and it's the gullible and reactionary British atheists to blame in large part wouldn't ya say??? For all their banter, they forget what is more important than god/no god......basic human rights-

i like 12. how many "we need to something about the publish threshold" sift talks have we had over the months, and now were actually discussing doing something about it and now were crying about the change. pffty.

15 maybe too high, we all have tons of videos in the 10-14 range. but 10 is too low and alot of crap gets sifted. the more people there are in any given place, the lower the standards fall. im fine with raising the bar a bit. .... but this is coming from the wench with 1 video in her pq.

It's a dumb wench

Where are the naughty truck wenches!? Oh...I get it, now.

hi my name is bea youre kind of cute and i have to work with you so..... i like the smell of cold piss and did you see this awesome bra i made out of surgical masks, oh hi there im just riding this xray machine like a horny pirate wench.... are you trying to caress my ass with that part? ooh ooops i mean caress the glass with that chart.. hehe... doh!

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