You know, google can't just "delete" things from the internet... they can from their search index, and anything that they host, but not generally. It simply doesn't work that way.

Feel free to buy a domain and put any crazy shit you want on there, google will not be able to "wash all evidence"

You don't need anything fancy to make a website donttcha know? you can use MS word https://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Website-With-Word

ANNNNNNNND you'll be happy to know

bobknightsdumbmusings.com is Available!!!

$1 for domain name registry mah man, they "washed it" off the entire internet somehow, host it up or shut up. https://www.ionos.com/domaincheckresult

Also available bobknightsdumbmusings.org
bobknightsdumbmusings.info
bobknightsdumbmusings.me
bobknightsdumbmusings.net

I fucking hate pelicans.

Two days after I bought me a brand new '97 Camero Z-28, I was doing the 500 mile break-in and decided to drive up to the San Mateo coast for a nice little blaze up sesh at that beach next to Pescadaro. I park my new baby and trot down to the beach. Three hours and far too many hits later, I stumble back to my car.

And there, on the freshly-waxed hood of my Poor Man's 'vette, is a gigantic green, dinner-plate sized, dead-fish reeking gelatenous birdshit. This thing was fucking epic, too. At first, I was pissed, then I kinda had a sense of admiration 'cause y'all don't see that kinda bird turd every day -- it was really a once-inna-lifetime experience -- but then I went back to being fucking furious when the breeze blew the stench of rotting fish in my direction and I knew I be smelling that shit all the way down Highway 1 and back over 17. Oh yeah, and it was as thick as a pancake, too, and it was bookin' no shit from the poor Mexican fuck with the power washer that I paid $10 to wash it off back in Mountain View.

I know a pelican did it, too. Pelicans got no sense of decency. That goddamn flying monstrosity took one look at my bitchin' Camaro and said, "Yup, you're fucked now Human!" I'm sure that feathered fucker was storing that guano up for a week, just waiting for some oblivious stoner to park his BRAND FUCKING NEW car in that particular spot so it could projectile shit all over the hood.

Goddamn pelicans.

I've only ever heard of poison ivy on TV or in books, but are you seriously telling me that in hundreds of years, no one ever thought to just wash it off with a rag?

How do you wash it off?

I thought of that too, but then I figured that if somebody rolled out in a wheelchair (or with a cane or whatever) the dude could just go over and confess to them that it is a prank with water soluble paint and/or wash it off for them -- he's there filming reaction shots anyway.

Heck, they would probably appreciate the prank even more since they are the ones getting screwed out of their parking places by the other lazy c*nts.

Saw this on Junkee:

"“I am so sick of my T-shirt getting wet whenever I pour a lot of liquid on it!”

“I wish my iPhone 4 or 5 would not get so damaged every time I carefully place it at the bottom of a jug filled with water!”

“My new white shoes have been stained by the chocolate sauce and mustard I squeezed on them earlier! What gives?!”

“This cardboard box I chose to hold all of the water is just not doing a great job of it! ”

These are all things you’re used to saying, but you will be saying them no longer! After a two year wait, Rust-Oleum’s NeverWet – an invention of Ross Nanotechnology (great business name, Ross) – has just hit shelves in the States.

It is “a family of super hydrophobic coating that completely repels water and heavy oils,” and you can buy it online here for $20 a can."

&
"Couple questions left unanswered:

A) What does it taste like?

B) What does it feel like?

C) How much cancer will it give me, and how quickly?

D) What happens if you get it on your hands and then you want to wash it off your hands? Will you be NeverWet forever?

5) If you spray the inside walls of a glass tumbler with NeverWet but not the inside base of that tumbler, and then you fill up the tumbler with water or with another liquid of your choice, like mustard, will it form a mustard tower inside the tumbler? Can you take a photo of the mustard tower and send it to us very soon?"

Sand? Did they not wash them off with salt water first?

>> ^littledragon_79:

Would you want to use diet soda so no sticky sugars, or does that not have citric acid?


If you are going for citric acid why not just use citric acid instead of the concoction ? I would think the grease comes off, then wash it off with water. Sugar and water are friends.

*** Oh wait, your talking about the video.. I have not watched the video. Off to do so now.

Ugh, these stories just make me so god damned angry. What the hell is wrong with people? Every one of those kids should carry their disgrace for the rest of their lives. Most of them wont, I can only pray that when they're a little older and a little wiser they'll realize that this boy's blood is on their hands, and that no number of prayers will ever wash it off.

When you do need to peel and cut garlic, it helps if you wash it off with cold water and soap first, then hot. It will keep the pores on your hands closed while you get the majority of it off. That way the smell won't stick around so easily. I assume this is why people don't like peeling garlic because as far as physical effort, isn't it pretty easy? I mean... come on.

I gave up on organized religion when our church gave all the little boys toy revolvers and all the little girls barbie dolls one christmas.

The same year, the deacons used the combined donations from a special "tithe" to buy the pastor a bad-ass hunting rifle.

We never went back. It wasn't long after that the brain-washing wore off and I realized what a fucking dupe I'd been for giving roughly 6 grand a year to that place for several years.

>> ^NinjaInHeat:

Am I saying they have any right to [...] go around campus erasing drawings? no.

No? From the perspective of free speech, how is someone drawing a stick figure on the sidewalk different from someone washing it off?

>> ^KnivesOut:
I wish Glenn Beck would just come forward and deny the charges being leveled against him. I mean, if he's innocent of raping and murdering a young girl in 1990, why would he not want the world to know the truth?
Just for the record, I'm sure that it's not true that Glenn Beck raped and murdered an innocent girl in 1990. Whether he raped and then murdered her, or murdered and then raped her is not the point, mind you. There are just a lot of people out there saying that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young innocent girl in 1990, and Glenn Beck really ought to think about his reputation as a fair and balanced news-tertainment personality.


yeah I know, the point is to throw shit in Glenn Becks face the way he does his targets. The kind of shit that sticks when it hits you and even though you can wash it off it doesn't ever truly go away. That is his plan. I'm amused to see it being turned around on him. Witchcraft is a bitch! but we all have to live with it.

A few interesting bit from http://edition.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0705/12/cnr.04.html

(BEGIN VIDEOTAPE)

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Smile at the camera.

VERONICA DE LA CRUZ: He likes to cuddle and to be petted and take long walks into town. Cropper the fox is even popular with the kids. Unusual behavior for a wild animal, but this friendly fox can't survive in the wild on his own. A disease that affected his memory renders him incapable of hunting or defending himself. So Mike Trowler rescued and nursed cropper back to health, making him his pet, a relationship that took time to develop.

MIKE TROWLER, CROPPER'S OWNER: It started as trust and trust grew to familiarity and familiarity to affection. And now I can do virtually anything with him because he knows he's quite confident that whatever I do is going to be for his pleasure or his benefit. And it's wonderful. It's a superb relationship.

DE LA CRUZ: Looking more like a fur stole than a wild animal, Trowler takes cropper for a walk. He says this fox is like any family's dog or cat with one distinct flaw.

TROWLER: Fox urine has an unfortunate property. You can't wash it off. If you apply water to fox urine, the smell becomes a stench. It's a bit like switching on the amplifier at a disco.

DE LA CRUZ: So while cropper gets to run around the house during the day, Trowler says he does spend each night in this hut in a safe room with a view and the envy of all other foxes. Veronica de la Cruz, CNN, Atlanta.

(END OF VIDEOTAPE)

I saw cops hassling a woman in Toronto's tony Yorkville district for the same thing. Except she was writing some crazy-lady manifesto - a big long polemic on the road.

I asked the cops, out of curiosity, what the charge would be. He b.s.'d defacing public property. I said, but this isn't permanent (like in this vid), it washes right off. So he, wanting to "win", said "do you want to wash it off", to which I responded, uh, it's going to rain soon anyway."