Just what happened to those guns purchased without a background check for this segment?

Boom CLICK-a wah-wah
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What do I get from this trailer?

PG-13 "death" scene. All he does is get blown up in a car, not the extremely violent and painful death of Alex Murphy from the original film goes through, the trigger in him remembering his previous life and becoming more than just an emotionless robot/cyborg. The trigger in this? His family. Yawn. They turn one of the most important scenes from the original into "boom". Also leads me to believe this'll be a PG-13 puss-fest.

Face time! The vanity of celebrities or producers that think they need to have the star's face plastered throughout the entire film (massive props for Karl Urban and the director of Dredd for sticking with the fact Dredd never shows his face). In the original, once he was RoboCop, you only ever see his face until the end. It was a good visual reminder to the audience that he was human, to reinforce that now he's reclaiming some of humanity.

It IS a powersuit. Rather than literally being a human brain in a robot as the original is, you see it's just a guy in a suit with a robot leg and arm (his bare hand and his "face in a helmet" looks ridiculous). Kinda weakens the human mind battling the robot programming aspect of the plot. Especially considering it seems he's all emo as soon as he wakes up "What have you done to me! WAH WAH!"

Where's the satire? Sure it may be hard to wedge in satirical aspects in a trailer, but I have a feeling there'll be none of it in this one. The tone is completely different and feels very generic.

Granted this is just a trailer, but it feels like this is nothing more than a generic action movie with the same name as an old beloved cult classic. I'm not against reboots, but if you plan to reboot something successful, two things need to be kept in tact: The tone and feel, and key aspects to the plot. I'd love to see more RoboCop, this isn't it.

the moment he quoted ayn rand his voice turned into charlie browns teacher for me.
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Bom Chicka Wah Wah

>> ^WaterDweller:

>> ^EvilDeathBee:
Here's the review: Moan moan moan moan moan. Wah wah wah wah wah. Good engine. Moan moan moan moan moan. Whine whine whine whine whine.

at $140,000 I would moan too


It's just the way this guy relentless bitches the whole time. It's just annoying.
But also, someone who has that much money to spend on a car can probably afford to have a collection of expensive cares and probably doesn't care about such things

>> ^EvilDeathBee:

Here's the review: Moan moan moan moan moan. Wah wah wah wah wah. Good engine. Moan moan moan moan moan. Whine whine whine whine whine.


at $140,000 I would moan too

Here's the review: Moan moan moan moan moan. Wah wah wah wah wah. Good engine. Moan moan moan moan moan. Whine whine whine whine whine.

Cue the Wah wah waahhhh music:

*isdupe

Those consoles turn kids into morons. Growing up playing console games prepares kids to the world of Idiocracy and cash registers with pictures of hamburgers instead of numbers.

The worst thing is that the industry is starting to to dumb down MMO's to the console crowds level.

It's really sad. The worst part is these kids have no idea what they are missing.

I really hate the ingame hints. It totally breaks the immersion. It used to be an option you could toggle, but now it is just there even when you don't want/need it.

Don't even get me started on the whole console controller thing. The idea of steering a 200mph car or 600mph plane with two buttons is so utterly stupid, it makes my skin crawl. Oh but little Tommy is too wasted to or lacks the attention span to aquire and set up a decent six axis jobstick, wah, wah, wah, QQ.

Wah, wah, wah, iD didn't reinvent the wheel and give us a brand new gaming experience like we've never seen before... they seem to be emphasizing graphics over innovation! It's therefore a terrible game and iD clearly have lost the plot!

/every fucking hack wannabe games-journalist (and half of actual game journalists)

wah wah waaaaaahhhhhh...>> ^snoozedoctor:

I lost an eyelid in an accident years ago. They used my foreskin to fashion a new one. The wound healed fine, but it left me a little cock-eyed.

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