My cat is afraid of the vacuum cleaner
The way it goes, "Vroom, vroom, vroom"
Vroom, vroom, vroom
Vroom, vroom, vroom

My cat is afraid of the vacuum cleaner
The way it goes "Vroom, vroom, vroom".
And the way it makes calls in the middle of the night
To shadowy men with underworld connections
It's conversations sound innocent enough,
But then, why is it whispering
And saying things that are obviously codes
Like, "Go to the laundry and pick up my shorts"?
It's a vacuum cleaner, it doesn't wear shorts.
But it does have a secret hidden room
Full of instruments of torture from ancient times
That were stolen from a little-known Idaho museum.
And on the wall in the secret room
Is a picture of actor Anthony Hopkins
Taken from the movie "Silence of the Lambs",
The one where he wears the scary mask.
And next to the picture of Anthony Hopkins
Is a picture of the vacuum cleaner
In the same scary mask, but a smaller version.
It's cute in a way, but in other ways no.
And also on the walls are some scribbled words.
Incoherent paranoid rants
Written in a language called Vacuumese
Derived from French and the operating manual
Of a 1972 Electrolux.
And what is written on those walls
In the language known as Vacuumese
Sends icy chills up my little cat's spine
And makes it toss and turn at night.
But the thing about the vacuum cleaner
That scares my cat the very most,
That makes it wake in a cold, cold sweat
And haunts its days and haunts its nights
And makes it jump at the slightest noise...

Is the way it goes, "Vroom, vroom, vroom".
Vroom, vroom, vroom
Vroom, vroom, vroom
Vroom, vroom, vroom

http://videosift.com/video/My-Cat-Is-Afraid-of-the-Vacuum-Cleaner

VROoom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom VROoom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom VROoom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom

Yay! *claps*
Vroom vroom.

In reply to this comment by Fusionaut:
ta da!
[edit] what dot said...
In reply to this comment by AdrianBlack:
*dead - darn! I loved pretending to be that driver too! I wanted to see it again.

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My cat is afraid of the vacuum cleaner
The way it goes, "Vroom, vroom, vroom"
Vroom, vroom, vroom
Vroom, vroom, vroom

My cat is afraid of the vacuum cleaner
The way it goes "Vroom, vroom, vroom".
And the way it makes calls in the middle of the night
To shadowy men with underworld connections
It's conversations sound innocent enough,
But then, why is it whispering
And saying things that are obviously codes
Like, "Go to the laundry and pick up my shorts"?
It's a vacuum cleaner, it doesn't wear shorts.
But it does have a secret hidden room
Full of instruments of torture from ancient times
That were stolen from a little-known Idaho museum.
And on the wall in the secret room
Is a picture of actor Anthony Hopkins
Taken from the movie "Silence of the Lambs",
The one where he wears the scary mask.
And next to the picture of Anthony Hopkins
Is a picture of the vacuum cleaner
In the same scary mask, but a smaller version.
It's cute in a way, but in other ways no.
And also on the walls are some scribbled words.
Incoherent paranoid rants
Written in a language called Vacuumese
Derived from French and the operating manual
Of a 1972 Electrolux.
And what is written on those walls
In the language known as Vacuumese
Sends icy chills up my little cat's spine
And makes it toss and turn at night.
But the thing about the vacuum cleaner
That scares my cat the very most,
That makes it wake in a cold, cold sweat
And haunts its days and haunts its nights
And makes it jump at the slightest noise...

Is the way it goes, "Vroom, vroom, vroom".
Vroom, vroom, vroom
Vroom, vroom, vroom
Vroom, vroom, vroom

>> ^residue:

Well I thank you for the help across the road, but I can't guarantee I won't spray you with rectal material just a little on accident of course. Both times I was clipped by mirrors was when I was actually walking in drainage ditches on the burm where there wasn't a sidewalk rather than walking in someone's yard, so technically I wasn't even in the road those times. The time I got hit by a bumper I was walking in a cross-walk. One of those cases where you start walking slow planning on walking behind the car that's coming. He stopped to let me cross, then fucking bumped me. Oh let's quit playing around, I KNOW IT WAS YOU FORGED, I DOG DAMN KNOW IT!
Also, usually when I'm in traffic pretending to be a vroom-vroom car I'm in my cardboard box thank you very much
In reality, I do agree that if someone is purposefully stopping traffic and they get hit, it's PARTIALLY their fault and on some level they were asking for it, but I don't think that gives people in cars license to "teach them a lesson"
What I don't like about this video is that it happened in a neighborhood and if that van actually didn't see that retard than it could have just as easily been a kid chasing a ball that got run down. As a driver you should be watching where you are going...

Ahem. Yeah, it was me. I hit the brake instead of the gas. I meant to mow you down. But damn, that's fucked up. You're walking in the grass, IN A DITCH, way off the side of the road and not one, but TWO motherfuckers happen to clip you with their side mirrors?? You have some SHITTY drivers where you live.

But yeah, I totally agree, that driver wasn't paying very close attention. That was among my first thoughts when watching this. He may have been looking down at his delivery list or something when this dumbass ran out in front of him. But the last time he looked up, it was clear, and he didn't expect some idiot to just jump out in front of him.

They're both somewhat responsible, but I think the pedestrian is far more responsible. 70%/20% or so. Dude was fuckin around in TRAFFIC! Not just in the road, but IN TRAFFIC! Several cars went by. Looks like a fairly busy road. The truck driver managed to hit the brakes before anything major went down, but that motherfucker shouldn't have been there in the first place.


<<< Damn, I hate the "new" quoting system. I brought it up when it was initially brought online that I hate how quotes appear beneath your text now, but it's also confusing as fuck because it keeps injecting all manner of html.. If you're not careful to properly close tags when you remove parts of older quotes, things get all kinds of messed up. Look how badly Residue's quote above is messed up with the "quote/reply" stuff in the wrong place.. DAG: FIX IT! What we need is a more intuitive, automatic solution that does not involve HTML (and in XHTML, br tag without a closing slash is no longer valid, but is supported by most browsers, so long as it's a transitional doctype). >>>

Well I thank you for the help across the road, but I can't guarantee I won't spray you with rectal material just a little on accident of course. Both times I was clipped by mirrors was when I was actually walking in drainage ditches on the burm where there wasn't a sidewalk rather than walking in someone's yard, so technically I wasn't even in the road those times. The time I got hit by a bumper I was walking in a cross-walk. One of those cases where you start walking slow planning on walking behind the car that's coming. He stopped to let me cross, then fucking bumped me. Oh let's quit playing around, I KNOW IT WAS YOU FORGED, I DOG DAMN KNOW IT!

Also, usually when I'm in traffic pretending to be a vroom-vroom car I'm in my cardboard box thank you very much

In reality, I do agree that if someone is purposefully stopping traffic and they get hit, it's PARTIALLY their fault and on some level they were asking for it, but I don't think that gives people in cars license to "teach them a lesson"

What I don't like about this video is that it happened in a neighborhood and if that van actually didn't see that retard than it could have just as easily been a kid chasing a ball that got run down. As a driver you should be watching where you are going...

>> ^residue:

What if I have diarrhea real bad and I'm struggling to get across the road to the bathroom emporium and I'm moving kind of slow. Here comes ole ForgedReality in his Mazda Miata on an ego trip thinking everyone is out to get him so you clip me with a mirror. How's that responsible? If you're driving a car, you have a personal responsibiliy to not hit people with it regardless of what you THINK their intentions are.
And for the record, I've been clipped twice by a mirror while walking on the side of the road and hit with a bumper since I was apparently crossing too slow for some retard who thinks his car is a toy


haha.. Mazda Miata. I drive a sport pickup.

But if you've been hit that many times, it tells me that maybe you shouldn't be playing in traffic, pretending you're a vroom-vroom-car. I'm considerate of drivers when I'm walking. I get the fuck out of their way as quickly as I can, say if I'm walking by a shopping center driveway, or thru a parking lot, or even a crosswalk or something.

I know how annoying it is to have some thug wigger gangster punk bitch taking his sweet time because he thinks he's "all that," and doesn't take other people into consideration. It's the same kind of person who doesn't wave to the person who politely let them merge in a line of traffic, or the guy who doesn't even make a "thank you" gesture when someone stops to let you walk by.

It's all about a general deficit of respect that stupid people have grown up with the last couple generations. Everybody's out for themselves, and it's just "me, me, me" as if nobody else even matters.

So yes, if someone hits you with their car, they're either homicidal, mentally disturbed, or, much more likely, you're just a prick.

-edit-
Also, I guess to more directly answer your question: If it appears you're struggling to cross the road, limping and grasping at your buttcheeks, yeah, I'll be like, "damn that motherfucker really has to take a shit!" I might even stop to help you across, so long as you promise not to spray rectal treasure all over me in the process.

I'm talking about the pieces of shit (usually black, for some reason) that walk DOWN the street, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, not even really making an effort to get to one side or the other. They look back at you, like, "wutchoo gon' do, honkey?" and keep slowly walking down the street, like they aren't gunna move for you, so you better go AROUND them. Okay, so now you're forcing me into the oncoming lane because you're a dick? Fuck you. You're not endangering MY safety; you're risking me blowing a fuse and endangering YOURS.

so what you're saying is...I can drive around hitting people at 30 mph? SWEET! VROOM VROOM!

vroom! vroom! I'm just PEPPY! woo! 8P

Vroom Vroom

I didn't notice that it had been approved until you said so! Vroom!

In reply to this comment by jonny:
ahahahah - I just clicked over here a few minutes ago to ask what was up with your channel. Very nice choice - I've just tagged all of mine that fit. I'll start looking around for others.

This movie is dead. Gone. Deceased. It would go vroom if you put 10,000 volts through it.

You're missing out then! That's when it starts to get really awkward (as if it could be any more awkward, amirite?)and hilarious. Vroom Vroom!