>> ^NordlichReiter:
Cocaine? Hit and Run?
Only 90 days?
Wait, it's a lawsuit. Did the state decide not to press charges?
This sort of reminds me of the Chappaquiddick Incident Only in this case no one died.


Vince Neil only got 20 days for pleading guilty to manslaughter in his duii accident (with a 2.5 million dollar fine). Lindsay has a bad lawyer or a small bank account.
Or...Vince just got drunk and killed somebody while being the poster boy for sex, drugs and rock'nRoll.
Lindsay disrespected the authorities!!
I'm not picking on Vince here, or standing up for Miss Lohan. I'm just talking about our legal system.

Is that a woman...? Looks like Vince Neil, from Motley Crue, on roids!

Hammer probly' still sells his old 80s tracks in China....probably 20 years behind Am-Pop in some places....
UPDATE: (wiki)
After his rapid fall from fame and subsequent bankruptcy, MC Hammer spent most of the latter half of the 1990s as a punch line in the music business. In 2000, Nelly, in his breakthrough hit "Country Grammar", announced his intention to "blow 30 mill[ion] like I'm Hammer"

Hammer reaffirmed his Christian beliefs in October 1997 and now has a television show on the Trinity Broadcasting Network. Hammer has officiated at the celebrity weddings of actor Corey Feldman and Susie Sprague on 30 October 2002 and Mötley Crüe's Vince Neil and Lia Gerardini in January 2005.

Oh Hammer....if only you would dance for some popcorn chicken again.....!