psycho. michael vick served time. he should too. oh wait...

I wasn't expecting a lot out of this one, but the "Mighty Morphin Michael Vick" line was great.

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"I've already been on that red carpet." Michael Vick pee pad and the end sequence ... HAHAHAHAHA!! HILARIOUS!!=oD

I been through mad different phases like Masons
to find my way & now I know that happy days are not far away
If I'm strong enough I'll live long enough to see my kids
doing something more constructive with they time
than bids I know because I been there
now I'm in there sit back & look
at what it took for me to get there
First came the "Howll!!" the drama with my mama
she got on some fly shit "What!" til I split
and said that I'ma be that seed
that doesn't need much to succeed
strapped with mad greed and a heart that doesn't bleed
I'm ready for the world or at least I thought I was
baggin' "Uhh!" when I caught a buzz
for thinking about how short I was
Going too fast it wouldn't last but yo I couldn't tell
group homes & institutions, prepare my ass for jail
They put me in a situation forcin' me to be a man
when I was just learnin' to stand without a helpin' hand
Damn, was it my fault, somethin' I did
to make a father leave his first kid at 7 doin' my first bid?
Back on the scene at 14 with a scheme
to get more cream than I'd ever seen in a dream
and by all means I will be living high off the hog
and I never gave a "What!!" about much but my dog
That's my only "Howll!" I had offered my last
Just another little "Come on!!" headed nowhere fast


That ain't the half "Arf!" get's worse as I get older
actions become bolder heart got colder
chip on my shoulder that I dared a "Uhh!" to touch
didn't need a click cause I scared a "Uh huh" that much
One deep went to for kicks
catchin' vicks throwin' bricks gettin by bein' slick
used to get high to get by used to have to "Howl!!"
in the morning before I get fly
I ate something a couple of forties made me hate somethin'
I did some "Arf" now I'm ready to take something
3 years later showing signs of stress
didn't keep my hair cut or give a "Come on!" how I dressed
I'm possessed by the darker side livin' the cruddy life
"What!" like this kept a nigga with a bloody knife
wanna make records but I'm "Wheeew'd!" up
I'm slippin' I'm fallin' I can't get up

Wasn't long before I hit rock bottom
"Howll!" was like damn look how that "how that" got him
Open like a window no more Indo look at a video
sayin' to myself that could've been yo on the TV
believe me it could be done somethin's got to give
it's got to change cause I've got a son
I've got to do the right thing for shorty
and that means no more getting high drinking forties
So I get back lookin' type slick again
Fake "What!" jump back on my "Uhh uh huh!" again
Nothin' but love for those that know how it feel
& much respect to all my "Come on!!" that kept it real
Be strong kept a from doin' wrong
"Uhh" who they is and this is yo "What uhh!" song
and to my boo who stuck with a "Arf!" through
all the bullshit you'll get yours because it's due


can't get up...I gots to get up
This is from the heart baby, don't get it twisted
Ahh X RATED!!!!!

is that's michael vicks school for dog training?

The original Dutch news story is here. The ice bear, named Vicks, apparently took a stone from the bottom to play with, took it up and dropped it a couple of times. He's either a genius or just playful. The last drop cracked the the glass, but it didn't give.
The panicking visitors can probably clearly remember the outbreak of gorilla Bokito in the same zoo a few years back. I know I would get the hell out of there. God knows what would've happened if Vicks would've been persistent. The zoo meanwhile has decided to remove the loose stones from the basin.

Eat your heart out, Mike Vick. These hippy chicks have got inter-species fights.

I still won't buy into the Tebow hype. Dude can't throw even if his life depended on it. Too bad the playoff game against New England is on a Saturday... because it'd make another good writing material for another skit at SNL.

Tebow is sub-par compared to other QBs. Even Michael Vick on his 2nd year at the Atlanta Falcons played better than Tebow right now. What good is a team that depends on the QB to run the ball more times than necessary? Eventually that play style in how NFL is played will result in a major injury and Broncos are gonna be a mess again. (Then again, they've been a mess ever since they had Tebow as 3rd stringer.)

New England got this one handily. I just hope that NE's defense will beef up... shoddy defense really hurts.

Much better to watch than seeing Michael Vick fighing dogs.

Michael Vick was fighting dogs, right?

I commend this video just for the Michael Vick joke.

Nope sorry not buying the Vick Analogy. While what this player did was obviously heinous it's different than breeding owls for the sole purpose of abusing them for entertainment and then killing them by drowning or hanging when they don't perform or are too hurt to continue.

Both are awful...one is more thought out and organized and in my opinion much worse.

>> ^entr0py:

>> ^ForgedReality:
No, seriously, where can I get one of those thermometers?

Why not just get one that works wherever you happen to put it?
Vic
ks SpeedRead Digital Thermometer (Oral, Rectal, Under Arm)


Because I don't associate those with tits. Advertisers need to start being THIS creative.

>> ^ForgedReality:

No, seriously, where can I get one of those thermometers?


Why not just get one that works wherever you happen to put it?

Vicks SpeedRead Digital Thermometer (Oral, Rectal, Under Arm)

"I used to work for Michael Vick"