Why won't someone film him doing something...let him write and direct the whole thing...give him all the power I don't care...I'm sick of not having Dave around.

Also about that Kramer thing. Don't you think...if we're able to forgive Michael Vick and let him get on with his career we could do the same with Kramer? I mean come on...what's worse? A racial slur or killing dogs?

>> ^Lodurr:
Part of loving someone is playing a role sometimes, and changing between roles, and objectifying yourself for your loved one. I don't know if it's a cultural problem as much as a personal maturity problem that some people don't understand that.


Does your "cultural problem" category include lack of or deliberately misleading sex education?

My mom taught high school health and english. She was very strictly limited on what she could say for the human reproduction portion of the health classes. She told me how students where surprised to learn that they could get sexually-transmitted diseases by oral sex. The sheer lack of knowledge is astounding.

But of course despite my mother's career obligations, I wasn't taught about sex from my parents. The solitary lesson from them taught to me was when I was getting some vick's vapor rub (I had a cold) to put on my chest out of the medicine drawer. There is vaseline right next to it and my mom told me to make sure I don't use that with condoms because it is petroleum-based and will eat away the condom. That was the only sentence uttered. When I reached college, I took a psychology class that was essentially a human sex education class. The teacher was brutally blunt and exactly what that class needed. Looking back on it now, I think something like that should be mandatory for all children before someone gets pregnant or an std.

Sounds as bad as my future mother in law... The conversation started by talking about Michael Vick.

Dad-in-law(DIL): "I think Vick has paid his debt to society. I think it is disgusting what he did, but you shouldn't prevent a man from working if he has already paid the price for his crime."

me:"I had to think about a bit, but I agree. He has really toed the line. I think he is a horrible human for doing that to dogs, but I agree."

Mother-in-Law:"Really. You Really think that?"

DIL:"Yeah I do. I am conflicted about it, but he did his time."

MIL:"What I dont understand is how a man like that has to do two years in prison for killing dogs, and doctors who preform abortions get to walk the street."

Fiance:"Abortion are not illegal."

Me:"Wow, this is great Kung Pao chicken."

Talk about throwing a fucking molotov on the conversation. That woman hates me.

Considering the title, was I the only one thinking there would be a Michael Vick reference?

great, so Michael Vick has moved on to catfighting

*feeble voice* "You want some popsicles? I got a whole crate full of popsicles in my basement, muscly-arms. Get yo' fat ass back here!"

This is the same Senator who was so upset over dog fighting

oh! good.

i was worried this was going to be some shit about Michael Vick.

[edit] Removed OT personal bs - apologies Issy.

>> ^drattus:
If she already has cats she can't keep adopting them forever, ...

Like I said, maybe it's different for cats. But I've never known a dog that was maladjusted because it spent the first few months of its life in a shelter. Keeping a dog for 4 months, though, and then returning after a bond has been formed can be very damaging to a dog. It's a good way to induce abandonment issues, thus increasing the likelihood the dog will be returned by the eventual adopter.

As for ripping out throats, as I told Issy that day, the likelihood of my going through with such a thing is even more remote than the chance that I could physically pull it off. It was an expression born of a bad day. That and Vick was all over the news at the time.

therealblankman...this is worse, barely passes the "no snuff videos" rule...hmmmmm...
http://www.videosift.com/video/Tiger-hunting-in-India-Sometimes-the-Tiger-Wins

by the way, Kommie's right...that's why downvoting exists...you're the only one who feels that way, and you expressed it. Thank you for reinforcing the democracy! Good luck with your Michael Vick home videos...

No problem, I'm off to go find some of Michael Vick's home videos...

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Didn't Micheal Vick get busted with this same type of bottle at a airport a while back?

Wait, this is *the* same Michael Vick???

*save this sucker onto the front page - who would've thought he would do something even stupider (or was doing it at the same time?)

Michael Vick jury selection

Michael Vick..?