I'd love to see someone take this, remove the background, and move it to Hogwarts proper. I realize that a vacuum cleaner is far superior to a broomstick, but I'm one for the classics. Also, you can't use one in Quiddich.

Vacuum cleaner with a t-shirt over the hose. You have to pick a bit of hair and shit out, no worries other than that.

up until 1:22 I thought "ok. it's scary, but doesn't seem THAT bad"... and then a giant vacuum cleaner came down from the sky and started sucking everything up

they couldn't find a decent vacuum cleaner for the shoot?

that thing sucks

whatever happened to puff puff pass mr vacuum cleaner..

>> ^probie:

That vacuum cleaner's a bogart.


A bogart of extraordinary proportions no less. Did it even exhale?

That vacuum cleaner's a bogart.

I dropped a vacuum cleaner through a skylight when I was about his age doing something similar.

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Agreed.

In reply to this comment by eric3579:
It's only the best song ever!

You've been killin' it last couple days with some quality siftin. You just keep 'em coming.
In reply to this comment by Fusionaut:
Thank you very much, Eric!

In reply to this comment by eric3579:
It's only the best song ever!

Thank you very much, Eric!

In reply to this comment by eric3579:
It's only the best song ever!

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My cat is afraid of the vacuum cleaner
The way it goes, "Vroom, vroom, vroom"
Vroom, vroom, vroom
Vroom, vroom, vroom

My cat is afraid of the vacuum cleaner
The way it goes "Vroom, vroom, vroom".
And the way it makes calls in the middle of the night
To shadowy men with underworld connections
It's conversations sound innocent enough,
But then, why is it whispering
And saying things that are obviously codes
Like, "Go to the laundry and pick up my shorts"?
It's a vacuum cleaner, it doesn't wear shorts.
But it does have a secret hidden room
Full of instruments of torture from ancient times
That were stolen from a little-known Idaho museum.
And on the wall in the secret room
Is a picture of actor Anthony Hopkins
Taken from the movie "Silence of the Lambs",
The one where he wears the scary mask.
And next to the picture of Anthony Hopkins
Is a picture of the vacuum cleaner
In the same scary mask, but a smaller version.
It's cute in a way, but in other ways no.
And also on the walls are some scribbled words.
Incoherent paranoid rants
Written in a language called Vacuumese
Derived from French and the operating manual
Of a 1972 Electrolux.
And what is written on those walls
In the language known as Vacuumese
Sends icy chills up my little cat's spine
And makes it toss and turn at night.
But the thing about the vacuum cleaner
That scares my cat the very most,
That makes it wake in a cold, cold sweat
And haunts its days and haunts its nights
And makes it jump at the slightest noise...

Is the way it goes, "Vroom, vroom, vroom".
Vroom, vroom, vroom
Vroom, vroom, vroom
Vroom, vroom, vroom

And for your other request, I'm going to go with "Cat in the Hat"
>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

Say my name, siftbot. Say my name.