I was backstage at a festival in Germany
talking to a cute fair skinned brunette
I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set
I noticed that her hair was longer in the back
I figure that’s cuz she’s Canadian
That’s why I was surprised when she told me she was fully lesbian

That's when I realized it was Sara, or maybe it was Tegan
I'm pretty sure that it was Sara
Cause Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler one

I told her I was a big fan of her band
She asked me if I had a favorite song
I admitted that I'd never actually heard them, but I like k.d. lang

I told her this Jew knows about the Juno’s
And how they got robbed three times in a row
And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who was selling pills or blow

That's when I creeped out Sara or maybe I just pissed her off
When I asked her if her sister and her had ever had a threesome?
Where they both ganged up one girl, a forgy or a fivesome?
Do they think strap-ons are groovy, and had they ever seen the movie
Bound and did they like Jennifer Tilly, did they like Jennifer Tilly?

Sara said she preferred Gina Gershon, Angelina Jolie
In the Gia movie that was on HBO
And “If These Walls Could Talk” made Tegan cry a lot
After that I forgot what she said
That's the problem with Diazepam, so many things I don't remember
But I've got a sinking feeling, it's not that I'm a clairvoyant

But I think that I creeped out Sara, I was creeping out on Sara
I hope it wasn't Tegan, cuz Matt Skiba said she is the cooler one

Not sure if threesome comment is serious...?

@lucky760 Until I commented all the comments here were as you described "good on him, threesome with hot teachers, yeah!"

I'm not "beating a dead horse", I'm responding to people (including you) who replied to my comment.

And yes, the kid is a victim. He might be a willing victim, but he's still been used and manipulated.

So...are we talking about Swan monogamy or situational or temporary monogamy? Because last time I checked the majority of Americans or others haven't had just one partner. Nor, even if they have, do they keep those "feelings" of relationship to one individual (Such as that soulmate feeling, sex-free.)

You could argue that boning, fucking, sucking, dating people until you decide it is convenient to settle down is monogamy, and that's fine. Well, right until most people leave/cheat/explore. Then they gotta get back into the routine eventually, because you know it's so natural...

You are born human, sexual, primal, and society tames you. You are born uncircumcised, and who tells you it is wrong? Religious freaks. Who tells you missionary is right, and sex is for procreation? Society. Basically, anything that Rome and Greece did, after they committed atrocities around the world, is now considered wrong. Orgies, emperors, GAY SEX, etc. Coincidence? Probably not.

Tell me Chaos, who did tell you polyamory was "learned"? Biologists? Or society? Or some crappy half-witted data that just says so?

No, devil's advocate here is the same, to me, as devil's advocate against homosexuals.

At least that's my heartfelt belief. I was once wholly monogamous, even turned down a threesome with my first girlfriend. Then I realized that marriage was based on ownership, a very human trait, but monogamy is inconvenient for damn near everyone who practices it.

That's a really tired analogy.

She didn't "leave the doors and windows open". The house was locked.

What you're saying is "don't give your partners a key to your house, they might go nuts later and steal your shit".

There's no middle ground here. She did nothing wrong. NOTHING.

Yeah, she could have "prevented the crime" by not posing for the photos. But she shouldn't have to. If two people want to share intimate photos of each other, it's no-one else's damn business.

Put it this way. Let's say she and her partner decided to have a consensual threesome or do whatever other non-traditional intimate acts society doesn't consider "normal". Should she not do that? After all, her partner might later decide to tell everyone she's a "slut" or a "freak" or whatever. At what point do you start telling people what they should do with their partner?

Don't you hate it when you freak out during a threesome and the women walk away for lesbian time?

Failure to think quickly. They should've checked if their girlfriends are up for a threesome.
"Honey, I just think you deserve to get head from someone who understands how!"

If a woman informs you that she has a partner, just tell her you're ok with threesomes. There are enough orifices for everyone.

Paperman Threesome has been added as a related post - related requested by mxxcon on that post.

The full segment is here but dead.
*related=http://videosift.com/video/Argumental-Are-Threesomes-Best-Imagined-Or-Experienced

Argumental - Are Threesomes Best Imagined Or Experienced? has been added as a related post - related requested by xxovercastxx.

Hahahaha... I'm honestly relieved there were no actual clowns in the threesome.

Look at it this way woman. I blame you for rape. If a woman would give her boyfriend/husband sex when he wants it and oh make it good sex which includes anal, blow jobs that you can deep throat and swallow, threesomes with another female or anything he wants....The man would not look elsewhere and be forces to rape another woman to get what he wants. So just give up your body to your man and save another woman from being raped. Another way to solve this issue is to allow brothels here in America. (whore houses) The United States is the only country that does not allow this and we have the highest rate for rapes. If a person has a another way of getting sex especially if his partner don't put out then there would be no need to rape a woman. I've been married 30 years and never had to look elsewhere because my wife always has pleased me in any way I wish. End of story.

In my experience it only takes one smart parent, I think the blonde gene is recessive or something. LOL my mom was a ditzy blonde well maybe not quite THIS ditzy but me and my dad have like 170ish IQs. So I turned out fine as a result.!

>> ^renatojj:

>> Their kids will be little assholes idiots!


That sir is a matter of opinion you don't know she could be into cosplay or threesomes with the other hot friends ya know something that REALLY makes it worth it lol
>> ^Jinx:

I'm sorry, but I don't believe its possible to have sex good enough to make up for being married to somebody that thick.