*promote the Sybil of birds!

Then that makes River, what..., the sexy psychic sorta psycho super assassin part of himself that he's lost? If that's true then Mal has more voices in his head than Sybil.

This is how Sybil got started...

Wait, wait, wait just one minute. Now this guy is running to become part of the government and at the same time advocating an armed take over of the government. So if he gets elected will he be out front of his new office with a gun trying to shoot himself?
Congressman Barber: "now that the Tea Party has gained strength we can finally stick it to The Man."
Congressional Aide: "but sir, you are The Man"
Congressman Barber: "don't bother me with details boy. just grab a musket and charge!"

I think Sybil comes to mind.