"Squirting cucumber" is also my stage name.

Taco Bell is about the most ready-to-switch to 3D printed food of any restaurant. I think they have 5 basic ingredients they would just squirt out onto different carrier mediums.

There is. Lactose intolerance is the norm for adult mammals. Humans who come from dairy-heavy cultural backgrounds are an exception.

This study focuses on humans, but it tells you this right in the abstract.

You're right that a tiny squirt of whipped cream isn't going to hurt, but I don't see the point in getting them interested in it in the first place. I wouldn't want to train them to seek out something that's going to make them sick if I'm not there to control portions.

It's funny because the coffee looks like poop-squirt.

deja-vue of my very first comment on the sift 3 years ago...

http://videosift.com/video/The-reason-the-internet-was-invented#comment-1254734

I can always squirt some tears for these. This is helping with my stuffed up head.

My fave trick to deal with this bullshit on the bike is to touch the brakes in such a way as the light comes on and the bike appears to dive without actually slowing me down. About 90% effective at making tailgaters shit themselves and drop back which combined with a little squirt of power to open the gap usually gets them to stay out of my life. (Maybe not as wise in a poxy car as you don't have the power to get away if you happen across the occasional indignant pshyco)

However there is a special place in hell for people who sit in the outside/passing lane when the inside is clear (which it clearly is in this case).

That said, truck driver totally deserved that. If he was prepared to undertake anyway then he should have just done so to start with instead of tailgating which is far more dangerous.....not to mention leaning out of your vehicle to give someone the finger when approaching a junction!

Justice served...but I suspect the lady's driving/road etiquette sucked here too (hard to say for sure without seeing how it all started, maybe she was just trolling an asshat for "good" reasons we didn't witness).

I get the rage being stuck behind slow lane hoggers too, but tailgating is almost always counter productive. If nothing else it tends to make people (myself included) slow down. Undertake swiftly and safely (if possible) or suck it up!

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"C'mere, ya little squirt! Scarin' mommy like that, huh? Who wuvs you? Mommy wuvs you! Mommy wuvs you!"

How did she resist the urge to give it a good strong squirt?

..if you know what I mean?

Ahhhh to be a dairy cow. So carefree and duty driven. I wonder what it feels like to have four of your nipples constantly pinched, your milk squirted into buckets by weird bipedal mammals that you cannot comprehend.

What a fing ordeal, squirt out 1/6th of that bag and go to work washing yourself, juggling tenths of droplets all over

Just as long as there's not a squirting reservoir at the tip once you're finished with your workout.

Looks like she has a bottle in her hand and someone squirts something at the cops. She turns to see who it was and the cop sees her turning away and then clocks her.

Bad reaction by the cop, it looks like this lady didn't do anything.

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Wait a minute did he just hit and arrest her for what the person in black did behind her? <img class="smiley" src="http://cdn.videosift.com/cdm/emoticon/oops.gif">


In the first second of footage she squirts some silly string from a can. Then the person in black throws the contents of a cup in the same direction. Either way it's a major over-reaction by the police imo.