someone link that video of a squirrel that gets its nuts stuck in a fence, or is that ... too soon?

Squirrels are stupidly determined little fuckers when it comes to nuts.

I used to have a bar fridge out on my patio and one day, I threw a bag of peanuts into it because it seemed like a good idea at the time. Anyway, the next day I came out onto the patio and the fridge door was open and the nuts were gone. The little bastards actually chewed through the soft magnetic strip holding the door closed and managed to get the door open and abscond with my hard-earned nuts.

I got even, 'tho -- kinda.

On the corner of our block, we had this big green thing that was a cover for some pretty high voltage stuff underneath. I threw some peanuts under the gap between the cover and the ground and waited. Sure's shit, here comes one cocky fucking squirrel lookin' to score my nuts. Under the cover he goes then --FLASH!! -- BOOM!! -- victory over squirrels! Only he took the power out for the entire block and the surge fried my brand-new Pentium Pro computer. Oh, and one of my neighbors narced me off to PG&E who were none-too-happy with my brilliantly-laid trap and my erstwhile vengeance over genus Sciurus.

I know a lot of people would ask me, "Well, what did you learn from all this?", to which I'd reply, "Not a damned thing."

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I guess the squirrel was on the jet ski?

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Squirrel!

SQUIRREL!

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I'm the best squirrel in the hole

I'm the best squirrel in the hole....

My parents used to have one of these, but then they got one that works without power. Anything as heavy as a squirrel latches on, the outer cage slides down and blocks access to the bird seed, less entertaining but pretty slick really.

The squirrel is dead, the fox is fed and the deer is going into witness protection.