Ahh yes, painkiller.. the game with a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning... that could only be more awesome if had tits and was on fire!!

thanks, Yahtzee!

Agree about the atmosphere but I think Serious Sam was more fun for me anyway.

I'm not offended by the "international" G.I. Joe, as the whole thing is ridiculous and that's what it's meant to be: ridiculous, popcorn fun.

It would be equally ridiculous to make a film "true" to the cartoon. One Joe is an American Indian who goes into battle with an eagle on his arm while the lone sailor has a parrot: that makes not one but TWO Joes armed with birds. The Cobra guy in the tank must be trembling, he's only got the one uniform and as soon as he throws open the hatch you just know he's going to get hit with TWO kinds of bird poop.

Then there's the Asian Joe, who shall remain nameless, who charges into battle while shoeless, wearing only gi pants and a bandolier of exactly three shuriken...

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I don't know why libsifters keep posting FOX clips. It makes as much sense as ordering food you know you already hate in order to complain that it's not cooked perfectly.

If he'd hid a shuriken in there, I'd be extra-impressed.

>> ^Pooterius:
Considering it's from the film "Strongest Karate", the title of "70s Kung Fu Footage" might be a bit off. Also, it may be (mostly) non-fake. Breaking boards along the grain, blocks of ice, ceramic tiles, rocks with a hammer. Smashing watermelons in mid-air. All doable stuff. Neat shuriken hukking too.


Seconded, on everything. This is definitely Karate.

Considering it's from the film "Strongest Karate", the title of "70s Kung Fu Footage" might be a bit off. Also, it may be (mostly) non-fake. Breaking boards along the grain, blocks of ice, ceramic tiles, rocks with a hammer. Smashing watermelons in mid-air. All doable stuff. Neat shuriken hukking too.

Looks like the ninja fell afoul of the Inverse Ninja Law -- If they had only sent one ninja on rollerskates, he would have been sufficiently badass to slice the three wheeled car in half with his sword and kill the driver with a shuriken to the head.

3 words

The Mental Asylum!!

and some more words!
I laughed at this! he's right it fires shurikens and lightning!
ahah

I hear you Spoco2 but it must be said, drink a bottle of jolt and then go mental with the painkiller, hours of fun. Of course Jack Thompson would say I am now I fully trained Phycho Assassin but..meh. its stupid and fun! And it knows it!

I say yey!

Shuriken's and Lightning ftw!

Here's a rough translation of this song I did:

I wanna make pure and beautiful you feel good
I wanna make pure and beautiful you all wet
Pure and beautiful you are overwhelmed with troubles
The true form of pure and beautiful you is sorceress

I don't wanna die
I don't wanna die
What sort of thing is love?

I wanna eat almod jelly with pure and beautiful you
I wanna listen to Weezer with pure and beautiful you
I wanna throw a shuriken with pure and beautiful you
The ancestors of pure and beautiful you are magicians

I don't wanna die
I don't wanna die
What sort of thing is love?

Don't chant a spell of love
I'm already unable to see anything but you
Jesus!

Yes! Yes! Yes! I wanna hold you
Yes! Yes! Yes! I wanna hold you
Yes! Yes! Yes! I wanna hold you
Yes! Yes! Yes! until you break

Oppekepee!
Oppekepee!
The stamen and pistil are oppekepee!

Don't chant a spell of love
Don't chant a spell of love
Don't place a seal of love
I'm already going to kiss you until I become a skeleton
Jesus!

Yes! Yes! Yes! I wanna hold you
Yes! Yes! Yes! I wanna hold you
Yes! Yes! Yes! I wanna hold you
Yes! Yes! Yes! until you break