>> ^chilaxe:
This video shows collusion (my job is to make you and our techniques look good) not "attack."

Agree. Still upvoted for young Steven Seagal and because they succeeded in making it look good.

Aikido does have strikes, most of which simulate sword/knife attacks and can be easily adapted when wielding a weapon. That said, strikes in Aikido are often used not to physically hurt the attacker, as punches and kicks are used in other martial arts, but as distractions to open an opponent up to a grab or throw. Nothing puts someone off their guard like getting a quick slap on the face followed by being thrown on the ground, hehe.

Steven Seagal, though he is a terrible actor, is an amazing Aikidoka and is known to have a partucularily physical/brutal style of Aikido.

Seagal IS a Genuine Bad Ass, other than he and Norris, the rest are just Film Studio Coached Posers...

Reality TV is perfect for Seagal because he can't act.

7th degree blackbelt or not, I think JCVD could kick his ass in real life.

Sure he can run, but can he flail like Steven Seagal?

>> ^bluecliff:
>> ^blankfist:
"I like rape."
-Steven Seagal

I'm sure rape likes you too.


That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him?"

-- Terry Pratchett


edit: I love Pratchett, so one more:

Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
-- Terry Pratchett, Discworld

>> ^blankfist:
"I like rape."
-Steven Seagal



I'm sure rape likes you too.

"I like rape."
-Steven Seagal

Seagal's got nothing on ICE-kido!

I'd like to see Steven Seagal pull off this caliber of acting...

She probably attended the Steven Seagal school of facial expressions...

>> ^lucky760:
I haven't been aware of all this drama lately because I've been busy with things that actually matter in life.

You mean videosift doesn't matter?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
*runs away like Steven Seagal, crying*

So... what did it take for you to see it the first time? Was it a consequence of some kind of advanced drug-cocktail or a going-to-the-movies-date with a supermodel that made you do it?

In reply to this comment by kulpims:
the only way to make me watch Twilight one more time would be to staple my eyelids to my forehead while Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal hold my hands tight. that, or if at the end of the movie, they get all the cast members to perform a bukkake on miss Stewart

the only way to make me watch Twilight one more time would be to staple my eyelids to my forehead while Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal hold my hands tight. that, or if at the end of the movie, they get all the cast members to perform a bukkake on miss Stewart

>> ^jimnms:
Are you telling me that there is a great Steven Seagal movie?


Yes, that one where he dies in the first 15 minutes...what was the name of that...