What Are Little Girls Made of?

What are little boys made of?
What are little boys made of?
Frogs and snails,
And puppy-dogs' tails;
That's what little boys are made of.

What are little girls made of?
What are little girls made of?
Inhuman leaps, and excellent hand-eye coordination,
utilizing bolt-action hybrid mecha-scythes;
That's what little girls are made of.

I love the scythes for feet. This will one day be how I commute to work.

>> ^bareboards2:

@carneval
Scything your way to level one Grim Reaper. I'm sure you are much cooler than Death Man.
Congrats.


=) Thank ye kindly!

@carneval

Scything your way to level one Grim Reaper. I'm sure you are much cooler than Death Man.

Congrats.

@ponceleon, new badge! Death! You have earned Death Level One!

@critical_d made the next level, to 51 already. Beware Scythe of D!

@critical_d ... level 50. That is one bloody scythe, babe.

@Lilithia, "only" level two, but just as deadly.

You'd have to be pretty close to certain that the smoking has lead to this cancer, surely?

From his Vanity Fair article:

"In one way, I suppose, I have been “in denial” for some time, knowingly burning the candle at both ends and finding that it often gives a lovely light. But for precisely that reason, I can’t see myself smiting my brow with shock or hear myself whining about how it’s all so unfair: I have been taunting the Reaper into taking a free scythe in my direction and have now succumbed to something so predictable and banal that it bores even me."

He doesn't expect any sympathy. In his CNN interview he does suggest to those watching that having "a few less cocktails" would be good advice...

If those had been swinging scythes he would have been in serious trouble. Prince of Persia fail.

The camera cut away from the puppets just as the puppeteer stuck his wang through the curtain and proceeded to have Punch lop it off with a miniature scythe. I know this because none of the girls in the audience were demonstrating similar reactions.

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Coincidentally, if you slash open an average American with a scythe you'll find a pretty tabby and a copy of The New York Times folded neatly within.

Does this mean Farhad2000 has been deposed?

The King is dead, long live the King!

Also notable, he's the youngest titan who cut off his father's genitals with a scythe, and the god of the ocean!

Quite the resume for a commander-in-sift!

Oh, also.

Before the discovery of Uranus, Saturn was universally regarded as the ruling planet of Aquarius, which many believe is the age we are currently in. In Roman mythology, Saturn was the god of agriculture and his symbol is a scythe.

Saturn was associated with the 1st and 8th houses (1st house = incarnation, 8th house = death; Saturn being the planet of mortality, and hence, why the Grim Reaper carries a scythe).

Saturn was also said to 'joy' in the 12th house of self-undoing.

<spooky ghost voice> Boooogy-boogy-boogy-boogy!!! </spooky ghost voice>

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