A so-so segment by some lesser celebrity consistently assessed as scarcely satisfying.

Hey, that is fun. Plus I don't mind James Cordon all that much, I just savour the sass.

Almost as much as I savour this delicious Hendricks gin. Screw you, Sipsmith!

So, I guess all that doesn't count if you're an atheist. Screw you Jesse. Why'd you have to ruin it?

Screw you siftbot. This is surly sift worthy. Such A well written story. *promote for one more time around the block.

screw you bot-butt! I've been on this site for 9 years now! I know a dupe when I see it!

Screw you, Mark Hamill! You never came to my birthday either, where's my lightsaber!?

Damnit, I can't stay mad at Mark Hamill. He's awesome.

Alos, if you don't smile watching this, you have no soul.

Then your own personal bias is blinding you.

Do you truly believe that more racists voted for Trump than came out previously to vote against the first black president?

Your also not reading what I said, seemingly because you don't like the implications. Not once did I claim racists didn't vote for Trump. Not once did I say anything about Trump making any kind of an even half-decent president. For the record, I'd have voted Hillary if I had a vote. All of that is ENTIRELY outside the point.

The reality that democrats just can't seem to accept is that they LOST the support of the public. The racists didn't suddenly emerge this election cycle. The moderates, the silent majority, just said screw it and stayed home or said screw you and ticked of Trump. A major scare factor in that is folks just like yourself who refuse to even recognise that this huge segment of the population exists and that the democrats need to reach out to them as opposed to labelling them racists and entrenching them as future republican voters that dislike being called racists because they work on an oil rig...

Interesting...but if I am fired at the moment of sinking, I don't think you can say that I accepted a bribe, so screw you.

Well, I am privileged! I'm a straight, white, middle-class male with a shiny new red gem beside my name. If that ain't privilege, I dunno what is. So on behalf of the downtrodden masses (aka @makach)

*blocked

And once again, screw you SNL for pointlessly blocking the one funny sketch you do a year.

Did I watch it? Hell yeah. I didn't even torrent it, it was right there on google, but you idiots denied yourselves the ad-revenue because... er, reasons, I guess. Probably too busy smacking your heads against a wall repeating "Kenan IS funny, Kenan IS funny..."

In conclusion, I rule.

One other thing, just so people don't think I am an NRA gun nut supporter, I personally wouldn't care if they made anyone who wanted to even own a gun go through the above steps to be allowed to do it. The Texas ones anyway, the may carry states allow the government or police to just say "screw you" and that isn't fair gun control.

Gah! screw you SNL

*blocked

*quality screw you to Chrysler...should have gone old school and bought an AMC Jeep, they're bomb proof!

Seriously, every time someone says they're going to run a marathon I automatically think, "Screw you."

But only because I'm fat -- not because I expect modesty. Being fat allows me to make all sorts of judgement calls that people who are in shape have no moral access to.

Never promote yourself. Unless it's promoting your anti-self promotion rhetoric. But that's not promoting yourself. Just your shitty attitude, which isn't shitty, because you're not like that other person who goes around self promoting -- you're only taking someone else down a peg because "screw them". Selfless.

We, the People, do NOT agree with your methodologies. They represent tyranny. You want the American people to be little obedient sheep? SCREW YOU.

Please explain how this 'enhanced oversight' works please. Since bribery is legal in your scenario, there's no reason victims of extortion would even bother to report it, because it's their word against the cop that will simply say 'it's a gift', case closed. Now they have the ability to extort any amount from anyone at any time, and like this cop they don't even have to follow through, they can simply demand payment then screw you a second time.
The incentive structure you describe is the incentive to extort money AND still screw people over because then they get paid AND have a good arrest record. There's no incentive for cops to act better t all, only worse in your scenario.
This story is proof that they are not free to extort today...he's fired isn't he? In your scenario, he's done nothing wrong.

It doesn't seem to me that your fringe scenario is likely to have a whit of positive effect, and only allows the worst kind of behavior to continue unhidden and unprosecutable. If you somehow believe that will cause bad cops to miraculously become good people, I've got some swamp land in Southern Florida to sell you. ;-)