Couldn't agree more, Playhouse. Saw him live on his "Running with Scissors" tour and has been my second favorite concert so far (#1 was Yes, in-the-round).

And not only did he perform all his greats, run through multiple costume changes, but he also did two of my personal favorites: Yoda and One More Minute. Phenomenal show.

My friends and I always did it rock, paper, scissor, match. Works pretty well.

Your video, QI - Rock, Paper, Scissors, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

I'd suggest you do some research on "properly cleared" gun shootings. The whole reason people get shot with a "properly cleared" firearm is because humans make mistakes. Also, the use of quotations is to illustrate a point, which I apparently need to spell out. People get shot when they THINK the gun is cleared. I've sat there and asked 30 people in a room, most familiar with cleaning and the whole 9 yards, and not a single one of them saw the bullet in the barrel. Every single person said the gun was clear, and was completely safe. Now, repeat that several times a week and the numbers really add up.

There have also been cases off firearms discharging on their own. I believe Colt was being sued due to the number of rifles that were discharging without a trigger pull. People died.

Now, if you truly believe a firearm was invented for sport, you have seriously deluded yourself. A firearm is NOT intended for sport. A sporting rifle, yes. They're usually a 22cal, well, sporting rifle/pistol. They look a little funnier, they don't have high capacity magazines, and they fire a small bullet.

However, if you truly truly deep down in your gun loving heart believe an AR-15 was invented for sport . . . well, there's nothing anyone can ever say to make you see reason. If you truly believe hallow point bullets were made for sport, then we live in a very strange world. If you truly believe a recoiless machine gun that fires 30 rounds per minute was made for sport, then the military needs to step up it's game. They really should be using weapons designed to kill their enemy, not shoot little paper targets at a gun range.

I hear napalm was really invented to cure toe fungus, not kill large swaths of enemy soldiers. Swords were made to butter bread. Tanks were made for picking up groceries.

BTW, historical fun fact, black powder is one of the few items originally designed for recreation that was later used for war (Chinese fireworks.) Things like forks, scissors etc were originally designed to kill people, until later other uses were discovered. Like rockets. Our government didn't care that people wanted to go to space, they wanted a rocket that COULD make it to space, but half way there would make a sudden turn and go kaboom. So I guess rockets are 50/50. Guns, well, you're just in fantasy land there.

This ad was made by the same super PAC that had Sarah Silverman don a bikini and scissor the ugliest dog in the world . . . in support of Obama. I must say I like their style.

http://videosift.com/video/An-Indecent-Proposal-from-Sarah-Silverman

Cheese wizz!!!

edit: I think what shes doing with the scissors near the end is breaking up the sack to remove it....could be wrong though.

Wait a sec....call me slow.
gwiz665 and Lann got together for a, "better or worse" fright-fest but ISSY and rottenssneddz??

Dude...Too much time on the internet has led to more failed unions than alcohol

@Lann: Just happy with my delusions, that a rest-well at night comes with the knowledge that you have that youngster under your command-thumb!!
For, :
In the game of metallurgy/blacksmith vs. code-monkey, rock smashes scissors effectively enough, EVERYTIME!
(S'pecially cause yer from the U.S. and he's a pasty snow-monkey form the land of hardly any sun....!)

I've actually got the cord in the chair and the bed sheets going on right now. But one I'd add to the list are the blister packs that don't have an easy open and when you do finally get it started with a pair of scissors, tend to bite back. WTF.

>> ^shinyblurry:

The definition of person as it applies to God is that of an individual personality, or rational being. I explained it a bit in the last post..
>> ^Ryjkyj


Oh yeah, that was just a long-winded joke about how the holy trinity is the perfect medium for rock/paper/scissors. I always forget that Hamlet said, "brevity is the soul of wit."

>> ^shinyblurry:

It's not three different Gods..it's three persons, one God. There is only one God, and that
God is three persons. How can God be three persons at the same time? Perhaps because He is
hyper-dimensional, although I don't think that would be an adequate description in reality. I think though that the concept itself illuminates the potential differences between His existence and ours.
>> ^Bruti79:
>> ^shinyblurry:
>> ^Bruti79:
>> ^shinyblurry:

Jesus and the Father are not the same person. The Father is not the Son and the Son is not the Father, but they are both God. God is three persons, the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.

Wait, so it's a grammatical thing? How did god use improper grammar in the bible?

You could think of it like water..it can be liquid, ice and vapor..but it is still water. That is analogous to the Holy Trinity.

Even in three different states, the same water molecules can't exist in different states at the same time. That's an analogy though. I want to know the true answer. Either it's bad grammar, or how can god be three different things at the same time, when other things can't? What about only worshiping the one true god, when this one is three separate god beings? Why isn't that hypocritical?



Do you mean "persons" like "people?" Of not, what is your definition of a person? If so, if they are people, then it/they/he must sin right? But if so, do they just punish each other for their sins? And if so, do they use paper/rock/scissors? Because I would think that's the most effective way of doing things.

No knife set or drawer is complete without Piranha Scissors!

Your missing the part about how it was almost certainly her fault for being raped to begin with.

>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:

Yeah, it is pretty obnoxious that you talk outta your ass all the time.
Forcing a woman to give birth to a HUMAN PERSON is not the equivalent of making a child take care of pet.
Plus, you'd be the first motherfucker to complain when you're forced to pay taxes to provide healthcare and food assistance and public education to support that baby once it's growth.
"You'd better have that baby! Otherwise, it's murder.
You say you don't have the income or means to properly raise that child?
Well that's your own fault. Don't ask me for a handout!"
>> ^lantern53:
That's pretty obnoxious.
Why don't they let a Democrat abortion doctor stick a pair of scissors in their unwanted babies skulls?
After all, we don't want them to be punished...with a BABY!

Yeah, it is pretty obnoxious that you talk outta your ass all the time.

Forcing a woman to give birth to a HUMAN PERSON is not the equivalent of making a child take care of pet.

Plus, you'd be the first motherfucker to complain when you're forced to pay taxes to provide healthcare and food assistance and public education to support that baby once it's growth.

"You'd better have that baby! Otherwise, it's murder.

You say you don't have the income or means to properly raise that child?

Well that's your own fault. Don't ask me for a handout!"

>> ^lantern53:

That's pretty obnoxious.
Why don't they let a Democrat abortion doctor stick a pair of scissors in their unwanted babies skulls?
After all, we don't want them to be punished...with a BABY!

>> ^lantern53:

That's pretty obnoxious.
Why don't they let a Democrat abortion doctor stick a pair of scissors in their unwanted babies skulls?
After all, we don't want them to be punished...with a BABY!


Ah the standard judgmental hypocrisy of "it's ok for me to make a choice, but it's not ok for you to."

people of "faith" are the biggest demographic of those who get abortions. Betcha they thought they would never get an abortion either....until the day comes you have to put your obsolete rules to the test in the real world.

If you guys actually practiced what you preached, and thankfully, you don't, the nation, if not the world would be even deeper in it.

That's pretty obnoxious.

Why don't they let a Democrat abortion doctor stick a pair of scissors in their unwanted babies skulls?

After all, we don't want them to be punished...with a BABY!