What a quack. His mythical torch is just a simple oxyhydrogen torch which indeed stays cool to the touch. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxyhydrogen

If it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, is dumb like a duck.. it's a duck. When parody is exactly the same it's not parody anymore.

I should have upvoted, so people could grasp the utter stupidity that is the argument in this video, but my ant-button was itchy.

Ah yeah
It's the fat joint right here
Here we...
This joint right here is dedicated to
Well, I'm not malicious
But all those whose words vicious
Talkin behind the back
This shit is wack
Here we go
You need to walk like a duck (walk like a duck)
Walk like a duck (walk like a duck)
You need to walk like a duck (walk like a duck)
Say what? (Like a muthafuckin duck!)
You need to walk like a duck (walk like a duck)
Walk like a duck (walk like a duck)
You need to walk like a duck (walk like a duck)
Yo Jorge, how do ducks walk?
Check it

Kurious was never one for ring around
The rosie, not Josey, but I mosey on down
To a meadow where the flowers stay wilted
So what I ain't hit as many skins as Wilt the Stilt did
It's like that, never labelled a wack
And yo, they choose behind my back to do the Duckville quack
My style is cool, sweet like a ???
But still (what?) you gossip like a bitch
Mental stimulation when I'm rollin with the rat pack
If you're frontin rock, get the doodoo out your knap sack
The fat track provided by the Beat' got you goin
'nuts kickin butts, underneath be when I'm flowin
I'm knowin, you frontin-ass ducks is gettin smeared
My crew rolls thick like a hillbilly's beard
Constipated Monkeys gettin to the point quick
Like my man Apache said: yo, get off (MY DICK!)

It's like that and - ah
Didn't go to Georgia, took the train to Alabama
On the midnight tip like Gladys Knight and the Pips
My sole intention bein to move the marrow in your hips
Family confusion's what motivates the rhymer
Got an aunt named Tom, uncle named Jemima
Kurious Jorge on the welfare line
Plus American Airline never prepared mine
Ears for the poppin, hands for the clappin
If I sense turbulence, commence to see the captain
Two strikes, your motion got a notion of funk
I must prescribe a mint (why?) cause your breath stunk
(Ill) I paid the bills, sent a check to my mama
If you try to wreck my mind, there's mad drama
I'ma deliver one worm for the hawk
Eliminatin quacks on the duck walk

I drop limes like you drop mescaline
Tabs on my tongue as I swung from the swing
And came up with that thing they call 'Walk Like a Duck'
Quite frankly don't give a fuck
Mama raised me humble, so I never ever label
Myself as the best, cause some of the rest got more flavor
But that's okay, beyond a shadow of a doubt
I got skills, I ain't conceited, but still might take you out
Half Puertorican, half Cuban, not Fidel
Castro, like an astro you know I excel
Time to sell mad units, scratchin on my pubics
Complicate confusion like a ?Nick Kubrick? on a Rubik
Who kicks the bubbles that allow the truth to surface?
I never will delete, so I don't defeat the purpose
Slapshot the gift like a hockey puck
Ha-ha, you fuckin duck

OMG, we have a duck toy just like that for issy (the cat), and it's her favorite. She loves to fetch it and drop it at our feet. As the battery began to die, it started making horrifying noises, which would sometimes sound many minutes after pushing the button. Then one day, as expected, ducky quacked no more. Very sad, but issy still loves to play with the mute plushy duck.

"Rich people are going to have to pay taxes again."

More brilliance from some liberal quack who obviously knows nothing about the tax system. I have no love for rich people, but even I admit that they're the ones who pay the highest tax percentage, they're the ones who pay the workers, they're the ones who own the businesses, etc...

Meanwhile the "poor" get a free ride, and many in this country not only pay NO taxes, they actually MAKE money off the tax system. Ever heard of EIC? Multiple dependents? Child care tax credits? The list goes on and on of abuses to the system. Sure, some lower-middle class work hard and use these to make ends meet, but far too often, people take advantage just like they do with welfare, government housing, food stamps, etc...

Obama can tax the rich more if he wants, while Latisha with her 8 kids and crack habit holds no job and makes money off of me and you, but it's not good for this country. Period.

>> ^imstellar28:
^NetRunner
Here is my new-age quack morality score:
1. Harm: 0
2. Fairness: 0.8
3. Loyalty: 0
4. Authority: 0
5. Purity: 0
I answered "extremely relevant" to the question "Whether or not someone was denied his or her rights." and "not at all relevant or strongly disagree" to every other question. all I've got to say is watch out motherf ckers I have no innate moral foundation!


You're trying to be a detached ideologically-pure zealot. Moral judgment is something you do instinctively, and something you feel. If you see a man beating a little girl in the street, you don't think "oh my god, that man is abusing that girl's rights!" you think "he's hurting her!"...or at least you do if you're a human.

Sometimes I think you're just some sort of weird Turing-test, though.

^NetRunner

Here is my new-age quack morality score:
1. Harm: 0
2. Fairness: 0.8
3. Loyalty: 0
4. Authority: 0
5. Purity: 0

I answered "extremely relevant" to the question "Whether or not someone was denied his or her rights." and "not at all relevant or strongly disagree" to every other question. all I've got to say is watch out motherf*ckers I have no innate moral foundation!

^whatever he may have said, at several points in the video his words were dripping with prejudice.

And don't even get me started on his "moral foundations theory" of human innateness:

1. Care for others, protecting them from harm
2. Fairness, Justice, treating others equally.
3. Loyalty to your group, family, nation
4. Respect for tradition and legitimate authority.
5. Purity, avoiding disgusting things, foods, actions.

the emergence of all of these need to be proved through selection pressures in evolutionary theory, not some bullsh*t new age pseudoscience. several of them may be valid, but he is severely perverting the implications they have. here are two examples:

3. Loyalty: most animals have developed a "loyalty" to their kin, precisely because there is a clear biological advantage for animal that is loyal to members of its own family. this is because animals that are related to them have a higher chance of having some of the same genes, and if they guard or protect (are loyal) to animals who are their kin, they are more likely to pass down their genes to further generations. but to take this and think it applies to ones patriotic duty for their country (ala republicans) is just nonsense.

5. Purity: animals have powerful pyschological responses to poisonous/noxious foods developing what is know as taste aversion. again this has a clear biological advantage, those who avoid lethal plants or substances are more likely to survive and pass on their genes. in the talk, he uses an example of "organic foods" that liberals eat. it is just rubbish to try to liken taste aversion to the liberals choice of eating organic foods.

and his 23,000 person questionnaire might have been good for a freshmen-level psychology student, but TED is really dropping the bar of standards for scientific practice if they are sponsoring this quack.

>> ^Fjnbk:
As a Michiganian


psssst: we're called Michiganders. (quack quack)

#36 A duck's quack doesn't echo

#37 A snail breathes through its foot

#38 Fish cough.

#39 An ant's smell is stronger then a dog's

#40 It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down

#41 Shrimp can only swim backward

#42 Frogs cannot swallow with their eyes open

#43 A cat's lower jaw cannot move sideways

#44 The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps

#45 Elephants are capable of swimming 20 miles per day

#46 Elephants are the only mammal that cannot jump

#47 Giraffes have no vocal chords

#48 Cats can hear ultrasound

#49 Despite its hump...camels has a straight spine

#50 Mosquitoes have 47 teeth

#51 There is 63,360 inches in a mile

#52 11% of people in the world are left-handed

#53 The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime

#54 The average smell weighs 760 nanograms *

#55 A human brain weighs about 3lbs

#56 1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet

#57 You blink over 10,000,000 times a year

#58 A sneeze travels out of your nose at 100mph

#59 Brain waves can be used to power an electric train

#60 The tongue is the fastest healing part of the body

#61 Pigs get sunburn

#62 The lifespan of a taste bud is 10 days

#63 The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime

#64 Strawberries contain more Vitamin C then oranges

#65 A one-day weather forecast requires about 10 billion math calculations

#66 Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza a day

#67 There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal cracker zoo

#68 The longest one syllable word is "screeched"

#69 No word in the English language rhymes with month

#70 A "jiffy" is actually 1/100 of a second

#71 There is a town called "Big Ugly" in West Virginia

#72 The average person uses 150 gallons of water per day for personal use

#73 The average person spends 2 weeks of its life waiting for a traffic light to change

#74 You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world

#75 The average person makes 1,140 phone calls per year

#76 The average person spends 2 years on the phone in his/her lifetime

#77 No piece of paper can be folded more then 7 times

#78 Alaska is the most eastern and western state in the US

#79 There are 119 grooves on the edge of a quarter

#80 About 18% of Animal owners share their bed with their pet

#81 Alaska has more caribou then people

#82 August has the highest percent of births

#83 Googol is a number (1 followed by 100 zeros)

#84 Oysters can change genders back and forth

#85 The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows

#86 Until the 19th century solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia

#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance

#88 A ten gallon hat holds less then one gallon of liquid

#89 The average American walks 18,000 steps a day

#90 The average raindrop falls at 7mph

#91 There are more telephones than people in Washington D.C.

#92 Fish can drown

#93 A Kangaroo can jump 30 feet

#94 Lizards communicate by doing push-ups

#95 Squids can have eyeballs the size of volleyballs

#96 The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime

#97 A turkey can run at 20mph

#98 When the moon is directly over you, you weigh less

#99 You burn 20 calories an hour chewing gum

#100 In a year, the average person walks 4 miles making their bed

#101 About half of all Americans are on a diet at any given time

#102 A one-minute kiss burns 26 calories

#103 Frowning burns more calories then smiling

#104 There are more then 30,000 diets on public record

#105 You will burn 7% more calories walking on hard dirt then pavement

#106 You way less at the top of a mountain then sea level

#107 You burn more calories sleeping then watching TV

#108 Licking a stamp burns 10 calories

#109 Smelling apples and/or bananas can help you lose weight

#110 Frogs never drink

#111 Only male turkeys gobble

#112 At birth, a Dalmation is always pure white

#113 The fastest recorded speed of a racehorse was over 43 mph

#114 The oldest known animal was a tortoise, which lived to be 152 years old

#115 Bamboo makes up 99% of a panda's diet

#116 The largest fish is the whale shark - It can be over 50 feet long and weigh 2 tons

#117 The starfish is the only animal that can turn its stomach inside out

#118 Honeybees are the only insects that create a form of food for humans

#119 The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards

#120 The only continent without native reptiles or snakes is Antarctica

#121 The only bird that can swim and not fly is a penguin

#122 A duck can't walk without bobbing its head

#123 Beavers were once the size of bears

#124 Seals sleep only one and a half minutes at a time

Okay, am I nuts or does the language of this just not match with mormonism? Joseph Smith lived in 1800s (think he died in the mid 1800s or so). I'm fairly certain there is nothing in the book of mormon about "starbases." Don't know about the "other planets" stuff, but I'm thinking this was written WAY after. I mean, don't get me wrong, it is yet another quack religion, but this seems more like Scientology than Mormonism.

And the pantaloon duck, white goose neck quacked,
"webcore, webcore."

PhD? pssh, y'all know what that means:

B.S. = well, BS!
MS = More of the Same
PHD = Piled Higher and Deeper!

Oh, and get yer own favorite sift you thievin’ quack!

"quack" them out. that's great.

I'll take that contract, you crazy canuck! If anyone ever invades Canada, this guy will be the action hero that Robocops the country to victory! He's a quack now, but you just wait! He'll one day be a Canadian Hero!