>> ^gorillaman:
We often criticise the execution, but rarely the underlying principle. When someone complains about the weather it doesn't mean they want to live on a planet without an atmosphere.


Can we triple upvote that please? Just triple the votes, because it's the most epic piece of pwnage in such a short comment that we've ever seen.

EXCELLENT work gorilla.

Major pwnage at the end. LOVE IT!

check out NH if you can stand it... im sure theres more on youtube

http://www.videosift.com/video/Neil-Hamburger-Get-Some-Guts-Huh
http://www.videosift.com/video/Niel-Hamburger-Jug-Town

In reply to this comment by EDD:
Me, I just love any situation when the (possibly) smartest man in the room convinces the not-so-smart people around him that he's the dumb one. That's what I call pwnage

Me, I just love any situation when the (possibly) smartest man in the room convinces the not-so-smart people around him that he's the dumb one. That's what I call pwnage

I wouldn't call this pwnage.. but it was pretty low to try to justify Iran's injustices by pointing to American ones. It seemed like he was hinting at knowledge they both knew but couldn't openly discuss on air. Perhaps related to the claims of CIA funding the riots in Iran.

As a non-custodial father, I firmly believe that child support laws in many states are vehemently anti-male.

In my support order, issued in 1998, I was ordered to pay close to $800/mo for a single child born in 1996.
That's a (*(@*#$*&&*@!!! mortgage payment.

My wages are garnished as an act of first resort.
Attempts at getting the amount reduced have resulted in naught, partly due to my own guilt about doing so (it is my daughter, after all), and partly due to neglect by the enforcement agency.
At one point during a change in computer systems by the enforcement agency from county-run to state-run, my payment was behind, and the enforcement agency would not do any research into the reason why I was behind, as my garnishment was sent out like clockwork every other week.
Over and above the support amount, there is a 2% poundage (more like pwnage!) to cover the expenses of the support agency.
They will do nothing for me as the father if I have questions or issues with my support payments. Yet if the mother has an issue, they are more than willing to try to take me to court (even in another STATE!) or pursue me on behalf of the mother.

I am branded a criminal if I don't earn enough to pay my bills as well as submit to this outrageous legal obligation.


I love my daughter. I loathe the support system and the way it treats men in general.

*beg the pwnage for moar votes

I was expecting a plethora of pigeon poop, but spidey came out clean. I don't see any actual PWNage going on here... sorry can't upvote.

lmfao
pwnage. they really needed to hear that..

3:28 pwnage

JJ: "I've heard ASU is like the Harvard of Date Rape."
Drunk Student: "It's definitely the Harvard of Scholastics."
JJ: "Wouldn't that be Harvard?"
Drunk Student: (winces)

>> ^deputydog:
you should animate the sifter, like the microsoft paperclip. make him really fucking annoying. plus he could pop up whenever you start typing to offer assistance.
"are you sure you want to sift another cat video?"
"looks to me like you deliberately ignored the possible dupes. you sure you want to carry on?"
"your comment makes no sense. is that you choggie?"
etc etc. it'll be a hoot.


upvote for choggie pwnage in abstentia.

"Prove that you love your wife".

That's a bit of pwnage right there actually.

That was the definition of pwnage!

>> ^maximillian:
No fireworks at the end???


Nope. Replaced by the more appropriate blowing up of the castle. It is Norris after all.

Chuck Norris employs C4 in his fireworks displays, and nuclear warheads for the finale.

>> ^debu:
Why is it anytime someone stands up to this windbag it's a slap or pwnage? I've yet to see either..


I doubt you will actually ever see O`Reilly get "PWNED" on TV. He might be a douche, but he is also a professional.