I didn't date someone because when I leaned in to kiss her I could see all of these unsightly random hairs poking up from under her make up. I almost puked.

Sorry, ladies. But unfortunately those random hairs, if not attended to for like, I don't know, months and months at a time, they can start growing. Even as a guy if I see that shit on my face, it's gone. So I just couldn't deal and actually turned out of the kiss.

It was classic. Classic like the disgusting close up shots from Ren & Stimpy. I could even hear the tugboat fog horn blasting 2 tones of gtfo pork chops sandwiches. God, it did not smell good either.

I was waiting on someone to say pork chop sandwiches.

I'm still waiting on someone to say "Pork Chop Sandwiches.. oh sh*t, get the f@ck outta here!"

Deep down I was waiting on someone to say "Pork Chop Sandwiches.. oh sh*t, get the f@ck outta here!"

Holy crap, pork chop sandwiches, everybody get out!!!!!!!!!11111111

I thought that kid was going to say "Pork Chop Sandwiches!"

pork chop sandwiches!

Too bad they didn't have pork-chop sandwiches in this one.

There's tons more of these on Youtube but this particular one made me laugh like a horse.

"Pork Chop Sandwiches.. oh sh*t, get the f@ck outta here!"

Genius

Pork Chop Sandwiches!