Chlamydia? That boy is a playa!

I used to hump my pillow at night.
The type of silent prayer to help myself prepare for the light.
Me and my cousin Duce would rank the girls between one and ten
and the highest number got to be my pillows pretend.
Now I apologize to every high ranker.
But you taught me how to dream and so I also thank you.
I never had the courage to approach you at school.
We joked around a lot and I know you thought I dressed cool.
But I was just covering up all the insecurities that came bubbling up.
My complexion had
me stuck in an emotional rut, 'like the time you Flavor Flaved me and you called me
"Yo Chuck, they say
you're too black, man".
I think I'm too black.
Mom, do you think I'm too black? I think I'm too black.
Black Stacey.
They called me Black Stacey.
I never got to be myself 'cause to
myself I always was Black Stacey, in polka dots
and paisley, a double goose
and bally shoes, you thought it wouldn't phase me.
I was Black Stacey.
the preachers' son from Haiti
who rhymed a lot and always got the dance steps at the party.
I was Black Stacey.
you thought it wouldn't phase me, but it did 'cause I was just a kid.

I used to use bleaching creme, 'til Madame CJ Walker walked into my dreams.
I dreamt of being white and
complimented by you, but the only shiny black thing that you liked was my shoes.
Now, I apologize for bottling up
all the little things you said that warped my head and my gut.
Even though I always told you not to
brag about the fact that your great grand
mother was raped by her slave master. Yeah, I became
militant too.
So it was clear on every level I was blacker than you.
I turned you on to Malcolm X and
Assata Shakur in my three quarter elephant goose with the fur.
I had the high top fade
with the steps on the side.
I had the two finger ring, rag top on the ride.
I had the sheep skin, name
belt, Lee suit, Kangol, acid wash Vasco, chicken and waffle.

Black Stacey.
They called me Black Stacey.
I never got to be myself 'cause to myself I always was Black Stacey, in polka dots
and paisley, a double goose and bally shoes, you thought it wouldn't phase me.
I was Black Stacey. the preachers'
son from Haiti who
rhymed a lot and always got the dance steps at the party.
I was Black Stacey.
Youthought it wouldn't phase me, but it did 'cause I was just a kid.

Now here's a little
message for you.
All you baller playa's got
some insecurities too, that you could cover up, bling it up, cash in
and ching ching it up, hope no
one will bring it up, lock it down and string it up.
Or you can share your essence with us, 'cause everything about you couldn't be rugged
and ruff.
And even though you tote a
glock and you're hot on the
streets, if you dare to share your heart, we'll nod our heart to
its beat.
And you should do that, if nothing else, to prove
that a player like you could keep it honest and true. Don't mean to call your bluff but
mothafucka that's what I do.
You got platinum chain
then, son, I'm probably talking to you.
And you can call your gang, your posse and the rest of your crew.
And while you're at it get them addicts and the indigent too. I plan to have a whole army
by the time that I'm through to load their guns with songs they haven't sung.

*promote

I hit the loose juice, and pulls up in the duece
He gives me the scoop about the fake ass troops
And how nigga's out they're wanna play
I take another hit of the way, and then I blast away
How far playa? Far enough to go off the edge
I push another nigga off the ledge
So I stumble as I slide to the chevy
Yeah my eyes kinda teary, and gun kinda heavy
I'm a walking dead man is what they call me when I'm comin
Got the big S on my chest, so I'm kinda gunnin
High powered on my way too the west side
To check upon on some chickens, it's a hell of a drive, so drive on
As I hit my dodo stick to the break of dawn
Crime fightings what I do, and nigga's in my crew
Don't take lightly, to you busta's, and so we say f**k you
Then buck you, tuck you in for the night
As you think about the paper at the funeral sight
So when I'm hangin wit the click, and we in demand
I feel good that the city of angel's call me black superman

Now everybody know, black superman
Everybody sing, black superman
Now everybody know, black superman

Now it was once said by a known loc G
Always tryna come up, and yeah that's a G
Uh, cause when I bomb it's like a curse
Cause see once in a lifetime, everybody did some dirt
I guess it got to me the same
So at the age of 15, I enterted the dope game
I had my cane locked up tight
In the day I went to school, but I clarked all night
And when I went to class I always feel asleep
But I was out like a motherf**ker, if somebody beeped
My teacher said, 'boy can't it wait?'
I said, 'naw I got to put some mo' icin on my cake'
I think I saved about 50 G's
I bought a truck, a house, and a coup on D's
Moms is trippin, but she really don't know
All I'm thinkin is she ain't on the county no mo'
Before my mama f**ked wit the county again
I'd rather take the risk of doin 5-10
I'm not takin a chase, I'm staright makin a chase
So now we deserve, to get what we wanna get
I got my mama up outta they're
Because y'all motherf**ker's just don't care
Uh, you really wanna know why I sold scum?
Because my mama to me comes number one
Now you sucka motherf**ker's don't understand
But to my mama, I'm her real black superman

I hated Saved By The Bell, so I never watched it. That was a show for people more in your generation than mine. I hope both of them got touched by their Agents, and I wish that Screech was the real playa on set.

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Who do you think got more tail, Zack Morris or AC Slater?

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
no way! I'm right off of Thomas and Lamont. I turn on Olney on my way home every day! Small world. I hope you're keeping away from hookers and gambling there in vegas

Oh, and I don't know how in touch you still are with PB, but in case you haven't heard, they've banned alcohol from the beach altogether now.

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In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Not that anybody cares but I'm bored at work sooooooo...

What up playas and hustlas my REAL name is Marshall, aka Marsh E. Fresh and I live in Pacific Beach, CA.
vote for Kulpims video (I know I'm a whore)

Get the hell out of here! I used to live off Olney, on PB Drive. Too funny. I'm in Vegas now, but nice to see another PB'er.


Yeah, no worries there. Not interested in VD. I tell you though, I grew up there from '84 to '94 and it used to be a nice little beach community. I went to Mission Bay High, etc. Went down to visit in 2005 and wow...talk about a change. You go down Garnet now and it's bar, tattoo parlor, head shop, store, bar tattoo parlor, store, head shop, store, bar...etc. Where the hell was all that when I was growing up there?? If you wanted accessories, you had to drive all the way over to OB and go to The Black (which thankfully is still there...) Well, cool man. Take a ride up to Mt. Soledad or down to Crown Point for me! Man, I haven't said either of those in years; I'm jealous.

Yeah, Um, I think ima try somthin tonight that i aint,
that i aint neva did before on this one, lets go

[Chorus]
Get ya lighters, roll dat sticky, lets get high(lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire(its that fire)
Get ya lighters, roll dat sticky, lets get high (lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire(its that fire)

[Ludacris]
Got a lil bit of Blueberry Yum Yum
and I neva would of thought that it could taste this goooooood
Thank God for the man who put it in my hoooooood
Its got me singin melodies I neva thought i woooouuuuld
Im feelin sorry for the homies that be smokin wooood
Chop Chop, break it down for a playa like me me me me me
Im bout to find me a woman that skeet skeet skeet skeet
Ima keep smokin till i reach my peak peak peak peak
Or till im stuck and my body feels weak weak weak weak weak
headed down to the doungeon wonderin, if they got, some moore
and if they dont then ima have ta settle fa some drooooo
and it just aint cool cuz right on afta, ima have ta gooooo
and continue on my mission fishin for tha Yum Yum but im movin sloooow

[Chorus]
Get ya lighters, roll dat sticky, lets get high(lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire (its that fire)
Get ya lighters, roll dat sticky, lets get high(lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire(its that fire)

[Ludacris]
Yes, fire fire got me so tired ima stop drop and rooooooolll
Put a wet towel under the doooooooor
Dont pass it I cant take it no mooooore
Somebody take a trip down to the stoooooore
hurry please cus i need some snacks snacks snacks snacks
and how long will it take to get back back back back
Yes indeed ima lil off track track track track track
Off this weed and im full of that yak yak yak yak yak
Get on in that stankin Lincoln crank it up and riiiiide
and it aint enuff room to fit tha other chicks inside
Im so hungry wit tha munchies ima eat everything in siiiiiight
Me and my blueberrys together and everythings all right

[Chorus]
Get ya lighters, roll dat sticky, lets get high(lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire (its that fire)
Get ya lighters, roll dat sticky, lets get high(lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its fire (its that fire)

[Ludacris]
Get the propane, rollin thangs and lets blow this place uuuuuup
You already know whats uuup
I mighta have to pay some extra buuuuuucks
But I really dont give a fuuuuuck
Cuz a brotha feels great great great great great
But im barely awake wake wake wake wake
All bent outa shape shape shape shape shape
So stomp on yo brake brake brake brake brake
If u token good, then all my smokas, let me see ya flame
Dont know what ya got but my bag will, put yo stuff, ta shame
All tha different kinds of otha flavors, they dont mean a thang
You cant compare it dont stare cuz i got the ultimate Mary Jane

[Chorus]
Get ya lighters, roll the sticky, lets get high (lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire (its that fire)
Get ya lighters, roll the sticky, lets get high(lets get higher)
Got that Blueberry Yum Yum And its dat fire (its that fire)

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Not that anybody cares but I'm bored at work sooooooo...

What up playas and hustlas my REAL name is Marshall, aka Marsh E. Fresh and I live in Pacific Beach, CA.
vote for Kulpims video (I know I'm a whore)

Get the hell out of here! I used to live off Olney, on PB Drive. Too funny. I'm in Vegas now, but nice to see another PB'er.

Not that anybody cares but I'm bored at work sooooooo...

What up playas and hustlas my REAL name is Marshall, aka Marsh E. Fresh and I live in Pacific Beach, CA. I am 25 and I work full time as a project manager for a commercial construction contractor. By night I am a college student aspiring towards a mechanical engineering degree. It's slow going with the full time job and all but it keeps me out of trouble. I've got no kids that I know of, however, I donate sperm every day (let me know if you see a child that looks half-kleenex, half human). I have an awesome beard.

I love the sift because it's full of people smarter than myself that I can learn from, then turn around and mutilate what I've learned while bestowing the knowledge upon somebody else. It's a great atmosphere here and as you've probably noticed I try not to take many things seriously. I hope to never grow up (except when it comes to that baby-dick issue I've got).

vote for Kulpims video (I know I'm a whore)

That guy is such a playa'!

HAH - this is quality stuff. I was going to post it, but you beat me to it... However, I was surprised the west coast GREEN tea version wasn't already on the sift as well, so I just submitted it...playa

many think it was an angry husband. He was, by today's standards, a "playa'" of sorts.

I'm a flash playa. I flash hot chicks.

And yes this has happened to me as well. I'm using Minefield 3.0b5.

Heys ditpiafutrdatayzonday??.......Ya want me too hook you up with the Garfunkyoats babes??..Is that it? All ya have to do is axe me dude..... The prize goes out to the playa wiff th' manyest pernts, on they cumments.

Are only frustrated white males gonna play???

Originally legacy0100's quote, rephrased a little bit. I think I can endorse Bush Jr. with his quote making it sound just as reasonable. Amazing how we can rationalize someone else in our mind.

"I would want him as president even more for this reason. He knows how to be sneaky to get the job done. What, you guys think candy and rainbows run this nation?? Every decision they make requires minimum amount of evil to go with it.

Gore speaks of all these idealistic things but they simply aren't realistic. And besides, once you're president you should be busy fixing all the damage Clinton administration has done, not some goddamn system change. That'll throw the entire nation into chaos and NOTHING WILL GET DONE. Besides, things he speak of can be done even without him having to be president. He's still a republican. He'll have buddies to work with in the congress.

Bush Senior, the knight in shining armor on a white elephant of republican party, has admitted he would violate individual rights from US constitution if it meant saving the nation from Nuclear holocaust. And his political career isn't too far away from this idea either. But George W gets blammed for doing similar things his dad already has done. You guys really think George Bush Jr. campaigns and administration was squeaky clean???? (other things than the Air Gaurd scandal of course).

Bush's campaign isn't something equal to a nuclear emergency, but it means he is willing to get down and dirty in the filth of politics. I really hope he wins republican election. So stop bad mouthing George W for being realistic and knowing how to play the game.

As people say, Hate the game, babe. Not the playa."

I would want her as president even more for this reason. She knows how to be sneaky to get the job done. What, you guys think candy and rainbows run this nation?? Every decision they make requires minimum amount of evil to go with it.

Obama speaks of all these idealistic things but they simply aren't realistic. And besides, once you're president you should be busy fixing all the damage Bush administration has done, not some goddamn system change. That'll throw the entire nation into chaos and NOTHING WILL GET DONE. Besides, things he speak of can be done even without him having to be president. He's still a democrat. He'll have buddies to work with in the congress.

Bill Clinton, the knight in shining armor on a white donkey of democratic party, has admitted he would violate individual rights from US constitution if it meant saving the nation from Nuclear holocaust. And his political career isn't too far away from this idea either. But Hillary gets blammed for doing similar things her husband already has done. You guys really think Bill Clinton's campaigns and administration was squeaky clean???? (other things than the Lewinski scandal of course).

Hillary's campaign isn't something equal to a nuclear emergency, but it means she is willing to get down and dirty in the filth of politics. I really hope she wins democratic election. So stop bad mouthing Hillary for being realistic and knowing how to play the game.

As people say, Hate the game, babe. Not the playa.

BTW her face looks so much younger in that pink dress!