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Thanks, you sick little monkey

Awesome.

Flying baby monkey grows up.

Except they aren't monkeys, they be apes.

*Promote or these monkeys die!

That doesn't sound like fun to me, you sick little monkey.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'pixies' to 'pixies, Monkey Gone to Heaven, Tame' - edited by lurgee

Monkey see monkey do, not just for monkeys anymore.

I'd kind of love a PG-13 or R-rated Dora where she still acts exactly like the original show (tons of repetition, asks questions with astoundingly obvious answers, reads the simplest of maps like she's doing calculus in her head, super naive, etc), but everyone else is entirely normal, and reacts to her accordingly. "Swiper, no swiping, Swiper no swiping, Swiper..." "Dora what the FUCK?! He has a GUN, stop saying that shit and give him the key!" They seem to do some of that here (paraphrasing "of course she knows the monkey," "she brought a knife on a field trip"), but Dora also appears slightly to behave semi-normally.

Anyway. I started playing this because I have kids who watched the show some years ago, and I hated having to sit through it. Figured I'd show it to them in an "oh man, can you even believe how awful this looks?" sort of way, and then... it doesn't. It actually looks like a relatively ok, fun movie. RFlagg, I think you're right that the recent Jumanji was a huge inspiration; I doubt this will measure up at all. Oh, and for anyone who hasn't seen Jumanji WttJ, it's actually totally worth watching, with or without kids. Clever writing, and the actors all did a great job with their characters (particularly Jack Black, IMHO).

Fuck. So it was a monkey. I was wrong. On the internet. Fuck.

Well, internet comment etiquette demands I now counterattack with ad-homs. It's nothing personal you know, just how it is. Ahem.

No. It is you who is the monkey here. FireEmojiFireEmojiFireEmoji

Sorry, but it was actually a crested black macaque.
https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Lawsuit-settled-over-rights-to-monkey-s-selfie-12189850.php

It was a chimpanzee, not a monkey, and the chimp took a selfie itself with the photographers camera.

Unless there is some other monkey/photography-based copyright claim that I am unaware of.

I know. I'm a pedant.

When I first read the title I was almost expecting some kind of weird foreign delicacy. Like chilled monkey brains.

Things To Do Before I Die.

* Have a great story to tell the grandkids. CHECK

* Jump from a moving train across a bridge
into a shallow river, naked. To Do

* Arm wrestle a monkey. To Do