That's not a duck, that's a momma grizzly!

Then momma whale comes along!

Thanks man! I was just about to kill it. Let's see what the weekend crowd thinks of it.
In reply to this comment by marinara:
*promote

@packo
Altho, I agree with the "stick and stones" theory. There's always an "us and them".

In-groups and out-groups are sorta the foundation of civilization and societies.

If you're a guy..
you will never have the same experience as a woman your same age,height,weight,etc.

You'll never have to give birth to a child,
therefore you can never act as if you know what that experience is like.

[Or "they haven't lived thru thick and thin with her, therefore they haven't earned the right to talk smack about your momma" if you wanna use the "infantile" analogy.]


After a while you realize: What's the benefit? [of being offended]

But yes, Professor Wise is correct. You shouldn't try to "reclaim" any words for any in-groups you're not a part of. = P

Good sift, my Momma is going to be watching this.

"Momma's gonna put all of her fears into you
Momma's gonna keep you right here under her wing
She won't let you fly, but she might let you sing
Momma's will keep Baby cozy and warm" PF

Dont be disrespectful to your momma, white boy!

Sadly for him, they don't want indigent aliens imigrating either. Otherwise I might start a fund for busses to canada for those wishing to leave...B-bye.
>> ^Krupo:
>> ^cito:
I wish I could afford to leave the U.S. it's getting pretty bad, the media is this huge opinion ratings propaganda machine, telling the facts and news don't exist anymore. Our economy is shit, reputation is shit, and our government most of them need to be hung for treason.
If only I could afford the paper work and the plane ticket to get out, I'd be out as fast as possible, it's time for the smart rats to jump off this sinking ship.

Canada's a bus ticket away...
Also, this video is pure win. My fav is the part when he gets smacked down by the momma bear.

>> ^cito:

I wish I could afford to leave the U.S. it's getting pretty bad, the media is this huge opinion ratings propaganda machine, telling the facts and news don't exist anymore. Our economy is shit, reputation is shit, and our government most of them need to be hung for treason.
If only I could afford the paper work and the plane ticket to get out, I'd be out as fast as possible, it's time for the smart rats to jump off this sinking ship.


Canada's a bus ticket away...

Also, this video is pure win. My fav is the part when he gets smacked down by the momma bear.

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Waiting for momma to come bounding out of the fog.

And then the momma bear appears.

Hush little baby don't you fear,
momma's gonna buy you a music career.

Most bear charges (heh most) are bluffs, but with babies around I doubt momma had a bad hand. Great video, fast reaction, didnt shoot the bear. Good happy fun times all around.

Dupe is as dupe does my momma always told me.

http://videosift.com/video/How-the-Northern-Lights-are-produced

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I'm not a dupe.

In reply to this comment by BoneRemake:
DUPE!

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