When I was yea high 'til I was three
I suffered from petit mal epilepsy
Any excitement gave me a fit
But there were drugs to cure me of it

Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Whenever Krishna sneezes
I get weird diseases

So at the least sign of emotion
I got a tranquilizing potion
Thus from the time I was a young boy
I could feel neither anger nor joy

Weird diseases
Random weird diseases
Once from eating recalled cheeses
I got weird diseases

Nearly fatal renal cysts
Maybe Asperger's if that exists
Pityriasis rosea
Two separate times giardia

Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Wafting on the toxic breezes
I get weird diseases

Debilitating spider bites
Hiccups for three days and nights
A thousand earaches, one deformed eardrum
Hyperacusis, what's that from?

It's from weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Whenever baby Jesus pleases
He gives me weird diseases

Chronic fatigue
COPD
Petit mal epilepsy
Two big holes inside my brain
Migraine aura sans migraine

Weird diseases
I get weird diseases
Weird diseases
I get weird diseases

Atypical migraine aura. She'll have one hell of a headache soon.

It's that or a stroke from smoking and oral contraceptives.

Right now she is on Early Show doing her first interview since the incident. Her neurologist diagnosed her as having suffered a "migraine aura," which causes stroke-like symptoms.

According to Serene, immediately after that on-air spot, she dropped her microphone, her right hand and the right side of her face went numb, and she collapsed crying in fear because she knew something was wrong with her. She couldn't speak normally for a half hour and she woke up the next day feeling hungover.

Glad to know it wasn't an actual stroke. Frightening stuff.

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