Take that Russia

MOSCOW, Aug 20 (Reuters) - Russia's first moon mission in 47 years failed when its Luna-25 space craft spun out of control and crashed into the moon after a problem preparing for pre-landing orbit, underscoring the post-Soviet decline of a once mighty space programme.

Russia's state space corporation, Roskosmos, said it had lost contact with the craft at 11:57 GMT on Saturday after a problem as the craft was shunted into pre-landing orbit. A soft landing had been planned for Monday.

https://www.reuters.com/technology/space/race-moon-resources-has-begun-says-russias-space-chief-after-failed-lunar-2023-08-21/

Lol! Recently Giuliani tried the Nuremberg defense…”I was just repeating what I was told”. “I was just following orders”.
That’s not an actual defense, btw. He’s toast and will be flat broke and under indictment for the rest of his life. How the mighty have fallen! 😂

PS- the 2000 mules claim has completely fallen apart…turns out they just used cell phone tracking to claim anyone near a drop box was ballot stuffing. When “true the vote” was asked to prove their case in Georgia, they had nothing at all to provide prosecutors that were prepared to prosecute any real “mules”….and again had NOTHING when subpoenaed, NADA, NUNCA, NIL, NIEN, NOTHING. 😂
They gave one name of one man they had on video dropping 4 ballots…who was dropping off ballots from himself, his wife, and his two children that lived at his home…which is perfectly legal. He’s sueing them for slander and libel and should get $10 million.
Another MAGA lie exposed. More MAGA election interference exposed. You still can’t point to two left wing interference cases, but I lost count of the MAGgots that voted twice or more, which Trump actually told them to do (“mail in your ballot then go vote in person”-Trump ). But I know, with no evidence to support you and a mountain against you, you just believe the left are the anti democracy frauds because you just believe it. So asinine. Very Cartman.

PPS- Graham has now admitted that their fugitive Chinese spy/informant that has made unsubstantiated claims about Hunter Biden is probably lying and has produced nothing. Every single MAGgot “whistleblower” has turned out to be pure made up fantasy, disgraced agents turned paid actors, or hostile foreign spies and fugitives that are likely incredulous but pleased that anyone in America believed their ridiculous lies. You did, sucker.

PPPS- Recent numbers show red states have well above national average inflation numbers, meaning near triple the blue state inflation rates in many cases…check Florida, totally Red government, highest inflation in the nation by far. Go MAGA.

I love the fact a mild scolding from a little girl makes the Mighty-Righties totally lose their shit.

Seriously, a 12-year-old child was your arch-nemesis. That sculpture of the Brave Girl or whatever it is down on Wall St. must haunt your nightmares like fair voting and diabetes combined.

Let's use this thread to tell one offensive joke each. Nothing off-limits, no holds barred, let it fly. And if Bob doesn't chime in on this one, I'm gonna be disappointed.

Here's mine:

So a Jew is standing in line to go to the gas chamber at Auschwitz and he's kvetching.

"Oy," he moans, "This is the worst day of my life! First the Nazis kill my family, then everything I own is stolen, and now I'm in line to be gassed. God please, PLEASE, send me some relief in my final moments on earth!"

At that moment, a mighty thunderclap sounds and millions of scorpions start falling from the sky.

"God be praised!" the Jew cries out in joy, "Free scorpions!"

Ah!
Here's the explanation: "Dare Mighty Things"--the motto of the JPL team--and the outer ring of the parachute is the long/lat of JPL.

https://www.theverge.com/2021/2/23/22297094/hidden-message-parachute-nasa-mars-perseverance-rover

"Mostly peaceful" protests usually happen in a park or a street or a university campus, you know, a public place. And then special forces arrive and beat people up and shoot some.

So this was strange for sure. The police seemed mighty reluctant to fight. The mob looked really crazy, attacked the police, but more verbally than physically, and if physically more just pushing them around than throwing things or hitting cops with them. Not even a good hockey fight. But still they stormed the building. Something aint right.

I liked how he tweaked his song lyrics

"The great disease was mighty. People were sick everywhere.
The great disease was mighty. People were sick everywhere.
It was an epidemic
and it travelled through the air."

*promote the best SNL performance i've seen in ages

The Comeback of the Mighty Canadian Beaver! has been added as a related post - related requested by notarobot.

Accidently posted in my own profile by quoting myself. Duh.
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Keep in mind that Spock was half human. Otherwise he would have just been cold AI. Only dead people are cold.

Somewhere, out there, are a group of kids in a garage learning and practicing to use the weapons they chose to fight with. They are honing their skills and putting every effort into being marksmen.

Their weapons of choice have been proven to be highly efficient and affective in a clandestine way. Not by design but by happenstance.

Their dream is to be the next big hit rock band.

What did you dream?
It's alright we told you what to dream -Pink Floyd

But to make it to the top their words and crafted notes must penetrate the heart where they will be stored and remembered when the time comes. The message:

Seems I'm not alone at being alone
A hundred billion castaways
Looking for a home -Sting

The people who are violated by those that hate are sent to a place that is very hard to reach. They only hope someone will hear them. Outside the wall.

You can hear them in music.

Isn't this where -Pink Floyd

This is where you come in. Don't forget your mighty pen. Your dream is at stake.

Please tell me this is meant to be a comedy piece or something like the mighty boosh?

That's a mighty fine hat ya got there.

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First I swear I'm not stalking you. I was going to write off your comments as trollish or whatever. A video unrelated later, a picture of britney spears (hey she's hot) , and I find this comment discussing Britts talent.

": newtboy: While I do get your point, I think perhaps you miss the point that a real live singing/playing concert is different from a 'pop star concert' (although I do think they should be billed as 'pop star performances', not 'concerts').
If I go to the opera, I am expecting to hear people sing live while performing a play.
If I go to a 'concert', I expect to see a singer or band singing or playing live, but not doing much else (old Van Halen and GWAR being the exceptions).
If I go to a pop star performance, I usually expect to see flashing lights, smoke, sparks, special effects, stunts, and crazy dancing while you hear a track of the performer.
It's not possible to do the stage performance AND sing competently at the same time. If I expect to see dancing, I should not expect the dancer to also sing live, that's not realistic to me."

But this 13 year old, with the pressure she is under singing as sweet as she does, while being humourous at the same time using talent from a forgotten time of family entertaining. What do you expect from this show? I've literally never watched an episode, saw this and was amazed, and here you are all high and mighty on her. wtf?

Bob....DACA is about those kids, not the parents.
Someone brought here as a 6 month old should go back to their country, where they don't speak the language, know the culture, or have a support system of friends and family....yeah, that's fair, proper, and mighty Christian, ain't it?
Your ancestors immigrated here, how about you and your kids go back home and get off the native's land. Keep in mind, if you're in the south, that probably means you're a Mexican....go home and take your kids.