Defendant: "Uh, flibbity-flam your honor" Lolly lolly lolly!

Allo mate, wot say we pop on down to Winchestah for a quick pint of fish and chips at the ole loo. Take the lift, first, to bum a quick faggot off me mate, wot say

>> ^berticus:

here in NZ we call what that kid is eating a hot dog. and we call what you call hot dogs american hot dogs. and crisps are chips - but fries are chips too. and a chicken sandwich is a burger. and candy is lollies. and cookies are cookies but also biscuits -- and i don't think we have what you call biscuits. i tried biscuits and gravy in st louis and almost died it was so disgusting. but then i eat and love vegemite, so y'know.. can't judge.
wait. where the fuck am i?

here in NZ we call what that kid is eating a hot dog. and we call what you call hot dogs american hot dogs. and crisps are chips - but fries are chips too. and a chicken sandwich is a burger. and candy is lollies. and cookies are cookies but also biscuits -- and i don't think we have what you call biscuits. i tried biscuits and gravy in st louis and almost died it was so disgusting. but then i eat and love vegemite, so y'know.. can't judge.

wait. where the fuck am i?

I've just done some researching and I've further traced the Phone number to "Lale "Lolly" Arpaci "
http://www.cyclingforums.com/forum/thread/482100/need-help-with-this-race

Lale is a reality TV producer.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2146538

I have replied to him (via email form) using the only contact information I can find.
(Long distance calls to the US is outside my phone plan so email will have to do)
http://connectingreality.com/about-us/

>> ^fjules:

Any sane company would have done this. All those who shout at Viacom are just underage nerds/keyboard warriors. Admit it!


>> ^conan:

boohoo they took down your video. did they take away your lolly? no 100k hits? oooohhhh, you won't go to youtube heaven then. get a life.


I see the AstroTurf is out in full force....

boohoo they took down your video. did they take away your lolly? no 100k hits? oooohhhh, you won't go to youtube heaven then. get a life.

That little bastard stole my lolli! Hell yeah I sent him death threats!!!

It just really isn't a thing in Australia, you can't get shitty at Australia for not following another country's customs, no matter how hard the commercial businesses want us to.

I actually went trick or treating with my kids this year with a family who's mother is from the states, and it went quite well, lots of treats were handed out.

But....

I think it's far better to do Halloween parties in Australia rather than trying the whole trick or treat thing, it'll never be as big as the states, it's just the way it is here.

It'd be like an Englishman getting shitty at another country for not celebrating Guy Fawkes (cool holiday ), or me getting shitty at the US for not celebrating the Melbourne Cup.

As kids we had Halloween parties each year, and they're great. People here are more than happy to do the dress up thing and have spooky goings on, just don't expect people to be ready with lollies if you go out and about.

"Horrible thinky shit". That's LOLly.

That map is pretty good.

hahahahahaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

In reply to this comment by GoShogun:
So this creepy looking guy in a large overcoat came out of a desk and asked this girl "Suck mah cock!" and she says "No, that's wrong!". He then pulls out a lollipop, licks it like a perv and asks "Hey girlie, is this lolli bitter, or sweet?". She says "I dunno Mr., I never tried it" to which he replies "NEITHER HAVE YOU TASTED MY PENIS!!!!".

You see, either you're cock-sucker, or a sinner. There's no in between. Either you worship the cock, or your own false God. Think about that, THINK!

So this creepy looking guy in a large overcoat came out of a desk and asked this girl "Suck mah cock!" and she says "No, that's wrong!". He then pulls out a lollipop, licks it like a perv and asks "Hey girlie, is this lolli bitter, or sweet?". She says "I dunno Mr., I never tried it" to which he replies "NEITHER HAVE YOU TASTED MY PENIS!!!!".

You see, either you're cock-sucker, or a sinner. There's no in between. Either you worship the cock, or your own false God. Think about that, THINK!

Oh god, I'm addicted. I'm going to keep going. I'll edit this post as I add more.


Plaza Tunjugun - Sexier than any Bodypart
Lolly Badcock - Our Frail and Feeble Mind
List of National Natural Landmarks in Wyoming - Life is too Short for Traffic
I challenge anyone to try the one above. It is a nightmare combination. Source image is HERE
Osbe - It Just Happens
Sukiyaki - Reading Without Pleasure
Deafhood - Be Wrong and Kill
Galsi - You're Not Looking

anybody notice that Billy was way more excited about licking that lolly than Sally or Molly?

Thank you, sir sometimes.

In reply to this comment by sometimes:
*promote

>> ^blankfist:
I wish everyone dressed like that today.


I wish everyone burst into dance and uncontrollable fits of licking more often nowadays.