Damn Buck, that just about covers it-I'm Pat Condell, and I'd like to buy you a few pints and some virgins!

Srsly, what you hate about Islam and Muslims-at-large lies in the root developmental-disability: Something so hard-wired into a culture it would take several generations to correct or, as I have mentioned before, a collective world-wide experience that flips the paradigm on it's head.

An alien invasion or worldwide catastrophe would go a long way towards sobering us monkeys the fuck, RIGHT up! (world shakes fist at sky with one tongue, "Fuuuuck yewwwwwww, Gaaaaawd!")


Besides Buck and myself, I wonder how many people's first reaction when they heard what this guy had to spew was to want to take one of those sticks to his mealy, little mouth???

Redditor Tillhony provided a partial translation

Yes my love, everyone on the floor. [What?], no, nothings happening just put your little heads down. Precious put your little heads on the floor, nothing is happening, just don’t put your heads up please!………..Lets to sing a song? class says yes, Lets sing…..I know which! ♩♩♩The rain drops are made of chocolate, I would love to be there, who wants chocolate!!!??? Opening our mouths to taste the flavor♩♩♩ Put your heads down yes? Now put your heads on the floor and lets open our mouths ♩AA AA AAA AA A AA♩ Are you guys opening your mouths? You have your little mouths open facing up? So the rain drops can fall into your mouths! Miguel you havent opened up your mouth?

>> ^rougy:
>> ^blankfist:
^I genetically altered my cat to give blowjobs.

And as fortune would have it, they already had little mouths.
Plus, since they had little legs, they were easier to catch than the old cats.


It doesn't take much to rip those jaw membranes open.

>> ^blankfist:
^I genetically altered my cat to give blowjobs.


And as fortune would have it, they already had little mouths.

Plus, since they had little legs, they were easier to catch than the old cats.