Totally. Tommy Lee with frickin' lazurs? PEW! PEW!

That Golem-y thing Loki sent after Thor made the movie for me. Frickin' lazur face, PEW PEW.

Don't strap a frickin' lazur to a dog's head.





Also, don't ask me why I know that.

Freddie should make a video where he has to escape by jumping over a pool of sharks -with frickin' lazurs on their heads, of course- but refuses to...

SEEE??? Cats run around in lazur tanks slaughtering everyone, dogs cutely catch multicoloured balls with their paws!!!

where are the freekin lazurs ?

LAZURS! PEW! PEW!


Seriously though, I can see a major problem with the system. A lot of people don't have room for the pool of sharks required for the platform.

I WANT THAT SHITTER!! The only way it could be cooler is if it had lazurs!

The kid trucking around on his off-road jet-propelled port-a-potty is worth the price of admission...

>> ^Payback:
All I saw was a counterbalance, a level, and a honkin big arrow rack. What did you guys see? Lazurs? GPS tracking?

No, but I see cams that as far as I know a) greatly reduce the needed pulling force, b) reduce vibrations of the string and c) flatten the trajectory by increasing acceleration of the arrow. Not to mention all the other hoobajoobs on that thing. If he used a bow with a draw weight of 20kg or more without cams, I'd be much more impressed. I still remember how fucked up my shoulder was after an afternoon on the range with a longbow of 28kg draw weight.

Though just to be clear, I'm very impressed already. Just could be more.

I think that "Lazurs" or GPS would be, by definition, not human powered. Unless maybe he has a little crank on there or something.

I haven't used a bow since I was a little kid but the thing that that always weirded me out was the string-puller thingy. I'm not saying that this guy is untalented because he uses tech. I actually think all that tech is pretty freaking ninja. I just think it ruins that romantic image I had as a kid of being able to hit anything with nothing but a bow and an arrow. Shit, even back then I was using a compound bow.

Really, I guess I was just trying to say that it's still a bow despite all the tech because the guy is still doing all the physical work.

Wait, I already said that.

Oh, and I see:
A level, string pull, arm-guard, stabilizer, arc-string suppressor, axle dampeners and a split-yoke cable. Not to mention all the elements that make it a modern, compound bow.

You know, shooting moving targets basically nullifies all the "tech" you guys are talking about. Dude has skillz.

All I saw was a counterbalance, a level, and a honkin big arrow rack. What did you guys see? Lazurs? GPS tracking?

That's what Greenpeace needs for taking out the St Lawrence Seal Hunt. Orcas. Trained Orcas with frickin' lazurs on their heads.

How has this not been sifted before? Frickin lazurs! PEW! PEW!

Wewt! We're all mutants! WHERE'S MY LAZUR EYES???? PEW!! PEW!!