People as stupid as you are why this problem exists.

Wow. How can I compete with such powerful logic? I'll humor you even as I pull the lever for the trapdoor under your feet.

That Rush Limbaugh can spew hatred all day long and then claim that the empathetic, tree-hugging, peace-loving liberals are the evil party and there are sheep that hear this abortion of logic and actually BELIEVE it, that's what's causing the problem.

But liberals are not peace-loving, they're surrender-loving in the hopes surrender will bring peace. Oops, the jihadists hate Obama and Iran continues to build nukes, so I guess the liberal appeasement plan aint' working (again).

Rush Limbaugh? You've never heard him for more than 3 minutes, and then only heavily filtered through who knows what "unbiased" media sources.

These extremists and their brainwashed followers are an extremely small minority. You are consistently delusional, so it's no surprise you've decided that you're some how a great driving force in national politics. You lost that election. You got raped in that election. RAPED. The national climate hasn't changed THAT much, even despite your never-ending draw of the victim card and spewing of baseless hatred and lies.

There was no Obama landslide, and running an asshole RINO like McCain only proves that fakeservatives don't win elections. The Republigoons ignore conservative principles at their own peril. Liberals run 95% of the media, including hollywood and teacher-democrat-unionized government schools, and still solidly HALF the country remains conservative. Message FAIL?

As for "hatred", for a liberal to accuse anyone of such a thing has been played out for 4 decades now. Any disagreement with the lefty Party Line earns the dissenter the "hatred" label. It's tiresome, and liberals look especially stupid when accusing someone like Limbaugh of "hatred" while bending over backwards to give terrorists American legal rights.

There are kooks threatening every President. The MSM now play up the kooks threatening Obama just like they played down the kooks threatening Bush.


We all know that if the economy recovers under Obama that you're going to credit Dubya. We already know that, because that's the pattern with absolutists who don't give a shit about reality, and you're obviously brainwashed by a couple of them. Never mind that you're judging the man on policies that have barely had any time to make an effect. And who even knows what social policies you're talking about, since practically nothing has really changed on that front.

The economy will only recover in spite of Obamarx, who is encouraging this recession. See, he is a bitter, angry leftist radical, but you can only see this by the company he keeps (and hires). He keeps the Kool Menthol head and lets his goons, tax cheats and maoists do the dirty work of undermining the Constitution and taxing the people into poverty.

Obummer thinks this high unemployment is punishing those evil capitalists who took more than their fair share. He NEEDS chaos to thrive, just like Scum Emmanuel said: never let a crisis go to waste.

The Treasury is printing Monopoly money and the high price of gold proves confidence in the dollar is shitting the kiddie pool. Hyperinflation is inevitable. Obama? He doesn't give a damn. I salute the people who oppose degrading America into a socialist swamp akin to the dying nations of Europe.

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Ah, khoks was the adult store, I suppose

Yeah I shopped at Kohl's yesterday - I think their pricing is weird, because you pay about half of what the item says... your culture is weird!

Today we went to a kiddie pool with bea's spawn, and I think her evil sisters are coming over tonight to nag me to death. And we're heading off to wal mart to buy hundreds of the same things.

Sodas:
Everything uses high fructose corn syrup instead of sugar - result, america is fat.
Coke is pretty much the same, a bit sweeter here I think, but mostly the same.
Dr. Pepper is pretty sweet, tastes like marzipan.
I tried a sip of bea cherry diet pepsi, I don't think I've ever tasted anything that sweet before.. it was insanely sweet. It can't be any kinds of healthy for anything.
It's pretty hot outside, but we've had an overcast these two days, so it's not really been scorching. Just really humid and warm. Everything has ACs, so inside its always pretty cool, even a bit too cool. I could imagine people getting colds from the rapid temperature switches, coming from 100F outside to freaking 50F inside.

Taser that guys ass.. while he is standing in a salt water kiddie pool.

She was no danger to the cop what-so-ever. That bastard should lose his job and his pension.

>> ^rottenseed:
>> ^alien_concept:
Yeah I know, i'm a 24 carat hypocrite. And i'm pretty. Maybe I should just shut up and stop bitching and moaning. Or maybe bea should wait til she's off the rag to post comments

YES A FUCKING CAT FIGHT IN MY VERY OWN SIFT TALK!!! I'll be outside filling the kiddie pool with whipped cream.


One of them is on the rag...dunno if you're into that kinda thing.

>> ^alien_concept:
Yeah I know, i'm a 24 carat hypocrite. And i'm pretty. Maybe I should just shut up and stop bitching and moaning. Or maybe bea should wait til she's off the rag to post comments

YES A FUCKING CAT FIGHT IN MY VERY OWN SIFT TALK!!! I'll be outside filling the kiddie pool with whipped cream.

hmmm...they must have turned off the camera before we brought out the kiddie pool of chocolate pudding...
who's for another sift-up? *waves hand maniacally above head*

oh fuck, it's jarron gilbert's arch-nemesis. nice try, mink, but everyone here knows you were only ever able to jump out of a kiddie pool

>> ^MINK:
dude jumps out of shallow pool. wow.
what next? girl opens jar of jam after man loosens it for her? librarian finds book in under 10 minutes? caterpillar eats leaves?
coming soon on "amazing"sift.

"If there's to be any hope of reconciliation, I demand a kiddie pool and a ludicrous amount of creamed corn."

That really should ease it, Farhad. I've got the kiddie pool--it's shaped like a turtle--, who has the canned goods?

^ Hear, hear! ^

If there's to be any hope of reconciliation, I demand a kiddie pool and a ludicrous amount of creamed corn.

I liked the Wes Anderson one. ...could have been more ridiculous; maybe the 70's-martial-arts-film manual-zoom shot up to McCain on a roof, ... or just McCain falling into a kiddie pool or something at the end of the slow motion scene.

(other two weren't... good)

I love the fact that they keep the look of the kiddie pool at the bottom.

That's primarily because ballet is stultifyingly boring and a dachshund in a kiddie pool is, and I cannot stress this enough, a dachshund in a kiddie pool.

> it'd be nice if the girls

or if the girls were like "oh vegetable oil! that reminds me of wrestling! did you want to wrestle?" .. "yeah i love that!" (pan to side of kiddie pool filled with oil)

It is hilarious though. The kiddie pool gets me. That and the guy through the wall.