I'm not good at reading faqs apparently. Have it your way siftbot, *beg instead. Happy now?

I can die happy now. Thank you.

I'm happy now Cycling is good for you. Anyone name the film?

Edit: She could have gotten that pedal on the shin, really hurts with bare legs. I noticed that on my 5th or 6th viewing

Haha. Well congrats rottenseed. I hope your happy now, you've just confused everyone a little bit more.

Dr. Seuss would be happy - now we can actually eat green eggs and ham.

dude, could use some simple citations and examples linked in there; hypertext is a sweet tool... #9 is especially aching for one (or two).

also, are you happy now that you made baby Jesus cry?

"And since when did people get cancer from living in a shitty house?"

That's seems to be a rather insensative statement. Facts show that we can expect the rates of cancer to increase due to the use of depleted uranium just as it has before. Their "shitty" living conditions are a direct result of our sanctions and then going in there and blowing up their world.

It is wonderful that some of the military take time to play with the Iraqi children. But how will that child feel tomorrow when some indiscriminate fire or faulty intelligence maimes or takes the life of his mother, his sister, his brother? The child is happy now, but the longer the troops remain the greater the chance that the boy will begin to hate them.

Enjoy the video for what it is, not as a chance to mock people who don't believe what you believe.

OK OK I admit! I'm Jesus! Are you all happy now??! There, my secret for the world to see! I was just going to chill out this time around, maybe try and get a record deal, but nooooo! All you guys want is for me to wash away sins! Ugh! Forget it! I'm late for my 5 o'clock facial with Buddha.

"You know, BillOreilly, you're just like Stephen Colbert...only without the humor and the wit."

I know you've been itching for a response from me, so I'll give you one.

Son, Steven Colbert is a yellow-dog, no-good, not-funny, witless, egotistical liberal with weird ears and a big mouth. There, ya happy now?

Wow. Well there it is. I've seen a lesbian fantasy induced chimeric arboreal orange juice cumshot used to advertise for a convenience store chain. I can really die happy now.

Well, as luck would have it, I just submitted a perfect video for your collective: http://www.videosift.com/video/Cat-Giving-Birth

Happy now?

Sure, robots are happy now, but eventually they'll wind up being suicidal!

Ahh.. I'm neutrally happy now :-D