The whole comment is to make no sense, take it or leave it.

Emotional Response:
He didn't die instantly. Goddamn, you don't die instantly. You gurgle, spit, choke, call out, get extremely thirsty, eyes bulge, fingers flex, testicles shrivel, toes curl, and flop about until you don't any more.

The round probably took his head clean off. Young people don't understand what it means to take a life. To see the insides of a skull. A grown man shit his pants. How fragile life is. How mundane conflict is. One instant you are walking down the street the next your body is sliced clean in half by a careening SUV. Its over in an instant.

Yea, you saw it on the TV, or at the movie theater. You didn't see shit, you want to get close to the it? Dig up a book on Homicide photography. Then you may, see what man is really capable of.

Life is a collection of moments - numerous sources

Why waste it, its like good chocolate. It melts in the sun, tastes bitter in the cold, and sates the senses when craving.

Rational response:
There are according to LT Col Grossman 2% of, some ordinate amount of, people there are natural born killers. It is even rarer to find those that enjoys it. But it only takes 6 weeks to make a conditioned murderer out of an 18 year old high school graduate.

What differed us from not so distant evolutionary relatives? We have a well developed ability to reason.
- Source, paraphrased from the wisdom of wise people.

dark chuckling upvote for the jiggling feat and accompanying gurgling sounds.

Wow. So does anyone know the story on this? Was that a Boston accent? That was pretty fucked up. You could hear him gurgling. Lucky he didn't break his windpipe.

It is strange. The doll just makes gurgling and baby noises/laughter etc except for two phrases that seem articulated. I have no problem believing it's just the power of suggestion and your brain making connections where none exist. But I also have no problem believing a message was placed into the doll.

>> ^Farhad2000:
Oh God drinking Molson is like gurgling the main sewage line off a battalion Army base.


So does military feces taste worse than civilian feces, Farhad? If so, should I ask how you know?

Oh God drinking Molson is like gurgling the main sewage line off a battalion Army base.

the gurgling sounds a bit like my sink when i used a plunger on it just to see what would happen

hmmmmmm....if two obese women with better rhythm and moves had made this, would it have gotten as many votes??? And is this reallllly all that outstanding?? Call me soggy spaghetti, but cute kittens with tails, and folks filming their babies first gurgles makes for a better post.....these girls must know they are embarrassing white folks everywhere, they even cover their faces to announce their own embarrassment...
....perhaps simply prejudiced in favor of the Scottish red-head, who can actually dance well......

Before I level my rebuke against one who must be almost seen as 'the almighty' in the eyes of many, I will point out that I do greatly applaud the fact that a show like this is out there highlighting the issues of the day. Also I think he's a quality interviewer.

Ok.. that's been said...

Why does it feel like every damn Jon Stuart segment consist largely of: Show clip of silly politician; Cut to Stuart; Stuart gurgles/groans, "durp de durpey durpedy durrrrp"? Surely he has some better material than that? He seems so witty with his guests.

Till he gets new material, I think i'll just stick to his interviews they post.

Edit: Corrected spelling, thanks Mycroft :>

ZOmg someone gurgled the kool aid.

My first discard . . .back from the days where 3 votes would get you to the front page. Expired with two votes after a week of making choking, wretching, gurgling sounds.

More Zach fans now . . .maybe.

In this case, the taser and riot baton are both extremely poor choices. I can't repeat this enough: joint locks are the best way to go.

Viable alternatives to joint locks would be:
1. Swistering the kid's hands and feet, then carrying him out of the libary. It would be annoying because he'd still be able to twist and probably not the best publicity but kinda fun. Also, he'd still be able to scream.

2. Choking the kid out, then carrying his limp body out of the libary. It would be hella fun, less painful for the kid, and much quieter (just 10 seconds or so of gurgling, then silence for the next few minutes), but probably also pretty bad for publicity. On the other hand, NOBODY WOULD FUCK WITH CAMPUS POLICE.

The end was crap?

"Gurgle gurgle gurgle, I shit myself."

HAHAHA this dude is hilarious.