You're all so eager to mock Christianity that I think you failed to notice how perverse this is. I wonder what's funny about a crucifixion machine. Considering the hundreds of thousands of people that were brutally and indiscriminately murdered in that way, both in the ancient and modern world, a crucifixion machine is about as funny as gas chambers and guillotines. At least gas chambers and guillotines are quick, whereas crucifixion is prolonged torture. Yeah. Hilarious.

Rabbi Tuckman's circumcision guillotine always makes me smile
Mel Brooks ftw.

Now, if only it could eliminate that MTV Grind-style of shooting (a la Paul Greengrass comment above) with the constant guillotine/transverse/zoom bullshit that has somehow found its way into everything nowadays.

>> ^Crake:
I had a similar experience in Malaysia where I and everyone else got kicked out of a gym because one of the Sultan's sons needed a massage. I'd think America would have more of a resilience against aristocratic tendencies sprouting, and quickly prune them.


Seriously tough - America loves its aristocratic families... if not in politics, then there's the celebrities, and sporting dynasties...

I had a similar experience in Malaysia where I and everyone else got kicked out of a gym because one of the Sultan's sons needed a massage. I'd think America would have more of a resilience against aristocratic tendencies sprouting, and quickly prune them.

methinks a special independent commission to investigate..followed by the purchase of a guillotine for placement on the national mall is warranted in this case.

>> ^Gabe_b:
>> ^Geo321:
Faux News is lashing out while trying to find a new purpose to exist.

See what you did there. Very glib, I like. Anyway, mostly chimps throwing their feces but I agree with the Katie Couric bit. A lot of people are losing their jobs right now. The more people with revolting salaries who step up and take a cut now, the less of them we'll have to guillotine when the old reve comes. Kisses


I guess if you throw enough shit at the wall..

>> ^Geo321:
Faux News is lashing out while trying to find a new purpose to exist.


See what you did there. Very glib, I like. Anyway, mostly chimps throwing their feces but I agree with the Katie Couric bit. A lot of people are losing their jobs right now. The more people with revolting salaries who step up and take a cut now, the less of them we'll have to guillotine when the old reve comes. Kisses

Too bad it wasn't a guillotine.

2 years is optimistic by at least an order of magnitude. Enough is enough, its time to revolt against the Keynesians, they deserve nothing less than the guillotine for all the horror they have inflicted upon the world economy.

^

The guillotine is a well performed beheading. And, hypothetically anyway, I would rather take my chances with 'as long as a minute afterwords' than days for a hanging. One guy supposedly walked away after 3 days of hanging, so they changed the lay to read 'until dead' in case 3 days wasn't enough.

Why do you think they stopped using the guillotine in the middle ages? Cause they discovered that we remain alive for as long as a minute afterwords. The machine was invented as a 'humane' way to put people to death, when in fact it simply prolonged it compared to a well performed hanging or beheading.

Awww, but I want vengeance. (Supporter of bring the guillotine back movement).

^ Friedman's answer sounds like trying to cure dandruff with a guillotine.

100 years ago when the government wasn't regulating business, there were 12 year-olds working 100 hour work weeks in factories that poisoned them.

But hey, nobody was worried about lobbyists, so let's go back to that, pronto.

It won't stop Dennis from trying again tomorrow, either.

At least this would explain what's going on. Might even explain FISA, too, since we need to cover up their crimes so they aren't hauled off to the guillotine 15 seconds after leaving office.

Gonna be interesting to see what happens through the next year or so.