He has Treacher Collins Syndrome!

The Master Plan: Every dead celebrity on the face of the Earth understood one simple rule: take what you've been given naturally and exploit yourself dry. Commonly, these assets include beauty, wealth, talent, and charisma. TsimFuckis understands his God-given assets: a voice to pinch the ear drums of the most hardcore helium junkie, a head two times too small, googly eyes the size of belt holes, awesome pecs, a penis growing out of his spleen region, and a heart full of rage. Because of his self awareness and his willingness to embrace his deformity."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXhiHgxUaaY
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tsimfuckis

This stupid thing still going on? If you haven't noticed, rasch187 ain't this important. He's Norwegian, remember? No one cares for the Norwegians. They're the turd-like residue left over after the Swedes left.

I'm glad to see thinker247 is here having a lot of fun with his 'First!' jokes. Those are so fresh. Thinker is like that guy that shows up at the high school reunion still making the jokes people didn't laugh at in high school. This clown had the misfortune to name himself 'thinker247', as if after a single comment post we wouldn't realize that was absolutely the opposite of what he should've named himself.

I'm glad they got Crosswords to MC this. That's a lot fun. Who's MCing the next roast? Anagrams? Nothing spells good times like a word puzzle with a knife welding raccoon avatar. I could not think of a more unremarkable person to host this, to be honest. Well, there is one: nibiyabi. "I'll put a pilgrim hat on Darwin and give him some googly eyes. That'll make me the life of the party!" No, nibiyabi, that makes you unfunny. Though, his profile claims he likes cat fart videos, so he can't be all bad, can he?

Who let rougy in here? Isn't there a warrant out for him yet? He's a forty something year old man with an avatar of a naked boy. Rougy fancies himself a poet. I normally like to encourage artists, but after reading his most recent poem Doorways & Beginnings I think encouraging him to continue would be like encouraging choggie to become a linguistics professor.

Good to see laura and alien_concept in here. Two of the resident women on the Sift. I'm not sure what good the two of you will do on here, though, because last I checked Dag and Lucky hadn't installed a kitchen. But, you're two progressive and self-actualized women, right? That's really great. Now, put a @$*# in that mouth and fetch me a ham and cheese sandwich.

Speaking of phallic items in mouths, I almost forgot this roast was about rasch. Rasch is an ugly guy. He is. I don't have a joke for that... he's just an ugly guy. I'm not saying he's the ugliest guy in the world, but his mom had to get drunk to breast feed him. When he was born, his mom tried to take home the placenta instead. Janet Reno is a handsomer man than he is.

>> ^JiggaJonson:
i'll bet he's shitting himself now as google continues to rise in the stock market while damn near everything else is sinking like a goddamned stone


I know there were worst plunges, but GOOG
is down 55% in 2008.

>> ^bamdrew:
dial 411, or free 1-800-GOOG-411 to get a local police department number while on the road


In Anchorage, I know that absolutely doesn't work. I use GOOG-411 for everything, so when I called to report that several lights were out on a major road in town with no maintenance crews around, no power outage, and no other obvious problem, I was met with at least 12 different numbers for the PD. When I went through the addresses and picked the one I thought was best, I got their fax number.

On the other hand, why in the world is this actually news? There are plenty of asshats that call 911 all the time for various stupid reasons. None of them have made the news, and very, very few of them made the "Top 10 911 calls of this year" list that various networks have. Just because the McCains share parents doesn't make this anything special.

I wonder if he's a plumber?


... his wikipedia says 'stage actor, newspaper reporter'; apparently hes a newspaper reporter that doesn't know to call the local police department number instead of 911 for non-emergencies. (dial 411, or free 1-800-GOOG-411 to get a local police department number while on the road)

I had no idea idea there were so many videos of sifters up. Where do I sign up, there's all sorts of shit on the internet of me doing weird stuff - most of it PG-13 at most.

I don't think a sift-meetup would be possible for me, since the only other sifter in Chicago is critttter, and frankly, I predict that being a little awkward. No offense, critttter, but I can't imagine a stimulating conversaion from a googly-eyed dog.

Awesome interview Persephone! I found Fed's Throw Away Your TV site while searching on the Goog. I was a lurker and really enjoyed his work there. He is the reason I came to the Sift. Thanks for the interview and thank you Fed for being you.

=]

Once again taken down. Though it's not a YouTube/Goog Vid, this has not yet been discovered by Tom Cruise's spies and cohorts at your local Scientology™ mission. Now to watch it myself before it vaporizes like a frozen-alien being dumped into a volcano.

10 years ago, I would have looked up to this and be in admiration that in the US, people can ask questions to presidential candidates about anything they want - via the Internet! How modern! I probably would have seen it as an exemplary way to handle pre elections debates.

Today I see it for what it is: first, on the technology front it's just one company (youtube/goog) getting advertisement in exchange of service by another corp (cnn/timewarner). It's NOT avant garde or anything, just a different take on the 'question from the audience' concept, and ultimately just a marketing exercise.

Second, in terms of the debate itself, you should spend time reading the responses/comments posted on youtube. Indeed it turns out a lot of the questions asked to the republicans were asked by democrat supporters including a gay campaign helper for Hillary Clinton. Hardly the 'people of the street' they were supposed to represent.

To me, as someone who doesn't live in the US and ultimately doesn't care who wins what, it was really evident that most of the questions were bogus and/or carefully selected then edited by the CNN staff. The democrats got 2 or 3 tough questions reserved to dead-end candidates that won't win anyway, while the republican got hammered with a mix of loaded questions and comments from cliche rednecks that gave them a bad image. The 'gun owner' one for example was so contrived and cliche I actually laughed out loud watching it.

I hope the american public doesn't fall for that.

Thom Yorke! You googly-eyed mofo, I love you.

Chomsky is never one to be used, I am surprised he plays the straight man on Bill's Craptacular Oral Masturbation Festival. Incidentally, nice to see Bill's mouth idle for such long stretches.......

googe, the applaud light comes on on this dickheads show, way too much. If they did not use it, half of the shit that his coked-up writers give him to wheel on his prompter, would fall flat. Maher is a brain-dead midget stoner troll.

*discard....try again goog, it's already here.....

Goog,

Exactly. Touch a pig and you are gone.

Hey Goog,

If the cost of these things is reasonable (I know, nothing is cheap for the government), then you can use many in an intelligent formation for attacking.

Heres a video of Giuliani admitting that he knew that buildings were going to collapse, and Silverstein admitting that they "pulled" or used demolitions on building 7.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6357586375896950217&pr=goog-sl

bullet. proof.