they coulda just put chemical reactants in the water that reacts to whatever the shrimp is squirting, dimmed the lights and took the shot.

I really doubt it glows in the dark like that in real natural settings, unless someone can prove me wrong.

Sounds like a genetically modified gazelle made to glow in the dark for the convenience of lazy yet wealthy, Western armchair-hunters who have a preference for night hunting!

Your dignity?

*cuddles wth his glow-in-the-dark "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe" sleeping bag from his closet*

1.What do you, do most of the day when you are not lounging, but not on the computer?
N/A
1a.If you had a time machine,which era would you go to, past or future, and trade that which you now understand as your reality?
wouldn't it still be "my reality" only in a different time? is this in fact a tiem machine or a dimensional transport? Is only my understanding of reality that is "traded", so this is some drug experiment?
2.Who are you more fond of?
"Most" fond of would be correct otherwise you have to list all but one person
3.how many pairs of shoes as opposed to matching undergarments....
own or wear regularly?
3b.boxers or briefs
boxer briefs (no, seriously)
4.mac or pic
PIC or other embedded, prefer MSP430
5. wouldyou prefer death by firing squad or salmonella
salmonella seems more survivable, thanks
5a.who would you wish lime disease upon???
a lemon
6.Faust, Asimov, Gore Vidal?
I'll take the salon styled hair
7.sprinkles, gravy, or cherry on top?
cheese and gravy fries
8.tits, ass, or leg man
and/or makes this a better question
9.chair stand or prostrate
i don't jump off the high dive
10.cat dog or reptile
cat dog or at least the glow-in-the-dark cat
11.fish bird or taco with both and fresh salsa
salmon turkey or spicy chicken soft
12.time, newsweek or USNews and World Report?
the only capitalization involves USNews?! I believe they use an ampersand FFS
13.beer preference?
yes please
14.can you open it for me?
are you hot and female?
15.Ever arrested?
I only have to list felonies
16.cheetos: crunchy or poofs?
Cheetos flavored Doritos (seriously, the best shortlived product ever)
17.dog or cat person?
reptile?
18.bangs, balding or rug?
wood floors
19.five most cherished possessions
why don't you just say coveted? and then smote me. it's a trap.
20.clean shaven, beard, goatee or mustacthe
yes, yes, yes, no... also must he act? is this Inside the Actor's Studio?
21.religion, raised as
questionmark, missing is

For the record, I did this out of boredom, and not for any roast, in fact, I doubt I would attend such event, but you are welcome to send choggie to accept my award in absentia.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Mountain Dew, glow in the dark' to 'Mountain Dew, glow in the dark, hoax, fake, lies' - edited by Krupo

you have to keep an emergency-preparedness bag (because of EARTHQUAKES), but they're ugly so you don't want to show them in your room.

now there's the disaster teddy bear. it's easy to find because of its glow-in-the-dark armband and you can carry it like a backpack. plus, it's a cute toy for children.

the 22 items are inside the zipper in the back of the teddy bear. they're the items that survivors of actual disasters (like the hanshin earthquake) wish they had.

the 22 items:
1. radio with light (batteries included)
2. inside slippers to protect your feet
3, 4. emergency water (2 packs)
5. emergency blanket.
6-8. simple first aid kit (bandaids, gauze, Qtips)
9. work gloves
10. whistle
11. compressed towel
12. hand-cranked generator for cellphone
13. eyemask
14. playing cards
15-19. emergency toolkit (scissors, nail clippers, tweezers, nail file, ???)
20, 21. ballpoint pen (hangs around neck), disaster-prevention notepad
22. disaster prevention handbook

via tvinjapan...

Sigh... More proof of society's decline. The technology of "glow-in-the-dark-goo" has been lost forever in the mists of time.