Ah yeah
It's the fat joint right here
Here we...
This joint right here is dedicated to
Well, I'm not malicious
But all those whose words vicious
Talkin behind the back
This shit is wack
Here we go
You need to walk like a duck (walk like a duck)
Walk like a duck (walk like a duck)
You need to walk like a duck (walk like a duck)
Say what? (Like a muthafuckin duck!)
You need to walk like a duck (walk like a duck)
Walk like a duck (walk like a duck)
You need to walk like a duck (walk like a duck)
Yo Jorge, how do ducks walk?
Check it

Kurious was never one for ring around
The rosie, not Josey, but I mosey on down
To a meadow where the flowers stay wilted
So what I ain't hit as many skins as Wilt the Stilt did
It's like that, never labelled a wack
And yo, they choose behind my back to do the Duckville quack
My style is cool, sweet like a ???
But still (what?) you gossip like a bitch
Mental stimulation when I'm rollin with the rat pack
If you're frontin rock, get the doodoo out your knap sack
The fat track provided by the Beat' got you goin
'nuts kickin butts, underneath be when I'm flowin
I'm knowin, you frontin-ass ducks is gettin smeared
My crew rolls thick like a hillbilly's beard
Constipated Monkeys gettin to the point quick
Like my man Apache said: yo, get off (MY DICK!)

It's like that and - ah
Didn't go to Georgia, took the train to Alabama
On the midnight tip like Gladys Knight and the Pips
My sole intention bein to move the marrow in your hips
Family confusion's what motivates the rhymer
Got an aunt named Tom, uncle named Jemima
Kurious Jorge on the welfare line
Plus American Airline never prepared mine
Ears for the poppin, hands for the clappin
If I sense turbulence, commence to see the captain
Two strikes, your motion got a notion of funk
I must prescribe a mint (why?) cause your breath stunk
(Ill) I paid the bills, sent a check to my mama
If you try to wreck my mind, there's mad drama
I'ma deliver one worm for the hawk
Eliminatin quacks on the duck walk

I drop limes like you drop mescaline
Tabs on my tongue as I swung from the swing
And came up with that thing they call 'Walk Like a Duck'
Quite frankly don't give a fuck
Mama raised me humble, so I never ever label
Myself as the best, cause some of the rest got more flavor
But that's okay, beyond a shadow of a doubt
I got skills, I ain't conceited, but still might take you out
Half Puertorican, half Cuban, not Fidel
Castro, like an astro you know I excel
Time to sell mad units, scratchin on my pubics
Complicate confusion like a ?Nick Kubrick? on a Rubik
Who kicks the bubbles that allow the truth to surface?
I never will delete, so I don't defeat the purpose
Slapshot the gift like a hockey puck
Ha-ha, you fuckin duck

*discuss
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However upon viewing the video(I 1st read the description he/she had at the bottom.) it seems to me its just a poorly filmed club scene with terrible audio and doesn't have any actual content to show what he/she discribed.
bad publicity stun?

Thanks very much! Sorry for the delay replying, lazy and over worked is a dangerous combination

Portal is one I will definitely be getting next weekend, once I pay a chunk off the credit card! Everyone says its great so I'm looking forward to it, and understanding all those cake references...

In reply to this comment by xgabex:
GLaDOS is the antagonist from Portal. Much like SHODAN, she's an evil computer, although it's more of a black humor thing than SHODAN's overt evil. If you haven't played Portal, I heartily recommend it. It shouldn't cost more than about $20 alone at this point, but I could be wrong.

In reply to this comment by moodonia:
I had this game for years before starting it a few months ago with all the graphic upgrades. Awesomely great game that STILL beats the crap out of pretty much everything thats come out fps-wise. I skipped most of the comments in case of spoilers

Playing in darkness with head phones is some of the best fun I've had with my pc. Including pron. Seriously.

Can someone please explain GlaDos? Gladys?

GLaDOS is the antagonist from Portal. Much like SHODAN, she's an evil computer, although it's more of a black humor thing than SHODAN's overt evil. If you haven't played Portal, I heartily recommend it. It shouldn't cost more than about $20 alone at this point, but I could be wrong.

In reply to this comment by moodonia:
I had this game for years before starting it a few months ago with all the graphic upgrades. Awesomely great game that STILL beats the crap out of pretty much everything thats come out fps-wise. I skipped most of the comments in case of spoilers

Playing in darkness with head phones is some of the best fun I've had with my pc. Including pron. Seriously.

Can someone please explain GlaDos? Gladys?

I had this game for years before starting it a few months ago with all the graphic upgrades. Awesomely great game that STILL beats the crap out of pretty much everything thats come out fps-wise. I skipped most of the comments in case of spoilers

Playing in darkness with head phones is some of the best fun I've had with my pc. Including pron. Seriously.

Can someone please explain GlaDos? Gladys?

Thanks! Already promised bamdrew we will use all of his names for the firstborn. But those are next in line!

In reply to this comment by choggie:
Chubbs, Demitri, Cal, Merton, Stanlie, Harcourt, Io, Gingilla, Mustapha, Col. Pickens, Mulva, Chrissy, Bunny, Mister Carl, Ponga.......Gladys

Chubbs, Demitri, Cal, Merton, Stanlie, Harcourt, Io, Gingilla, Mustapha, Col. Pickens, Mulva, Chrissy, Bunny, Mister Carl, Ponga.......Gladys

Yeah fatty, get off the tellivision....she has diabeaties, and is too young to already be lookin' like Aretha or Gladys....show some Popeye's commercials er somthin'.....

Don't Ant, it's anti-Christian and there's lots of sex FYI

All the more reason to! I thought that this story was the best of the three, but the entire movie was cool.

"I check the list:

Rubber tubing

Gas

Saw

Gloves

Cuffs

Razor wire

Hatchet

Gladys

And my mits"

Why would you label this as great!? This is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever seen and would glady pay all that I own to see the creators die in a fire.

Rumor has it Gladys is not real. Here is one article disccusing it and another one of Austin's newspaper researching it. Real or not she's became a huge web celebrity in Austin.

Short back-story: Gladys had left a message on Ellen's open line the day before for Ellen to move the spiky plant behind her because it made her look like "Alfalfa." Ellen moved the plant and calls the 88 year old Ms. Hardy the next day. What a great moment.