I'm sick to death of the government (UK) pretending to care about the health of smokers. Cigarettes are now hidden from view (pointless and frustrating for staff), and the aim is to have plain packaging (which will simply mean people can buy the cheapest brand without other people knowing). These silly measures do NOT stop people smoking, or starting to smoke. If the government weren't so hypocritical they would either ban smoking, or make them £200 a packet. Of course they won't, because the tax they would lose would be unnaceptable. Why don't they f*** off and go campaign against others who take part in, possibly, fatal activities. They could start with ski-ing, abseiling, mountain climbing, or simply getting out of bed in the morning. We smokers know, and yes, stupidly, accept the risks, so PLEASE get off our backs.

6:15am: Get out of bed and smoke cigarette before baby wakes up. Make coffee immediately so that eating breakfast and lunch can be avoided.
7:00am: Begin third cup of coffee.
8:00am: Sit on couch and encourage child to run around. Avoid running after him for any reason.
10:00am: Drive two blocks to school. Park at median height of campus to avoid walking uphill either direction.
11:00am-4:00pm: Have to walk off campus now to smoke. Every time I get back to class I want another one already. Can't complain, out of breath anyway.
5:00pm: Go to store, buy ranch dressing for tater-tots and vinaigrette for wife's salad.
7:00pm: Spend an hour cooking ultra-healthy, carb-free meal for wife and son. Snack on cheese-crackers and diet soda (not because it's diet, I just like it better).
9:00pm: Put son to bed, go outside to smoke and play with bokken: today's only exercise.
9:30pm-12:00am: Fold laundry, clean, homework, etc.
1:00am: First meal of day: leftover pastry dough I made for pie wrapped around salami and some lettuce (gotta eat your veggies).
2:00am: Wake up on couch to Galactica credits. Go to bed. (I average the actual, completely awake viewing of one episode every four days at this rate.)

There, now I don't even need a Fitocracy profile.

Probably the same people who call and complain when their trash isn't emptied when they pack it too tight or let it get wet and freeze solid in the can.

Mailmen put up with similar shit. Was a mailman around here who on 95+ degree days on his walking route, he'd stop and get something to drink at a corner store. Old lady near the store would call and complain her mail wasn't delivered before noon (usually 5-10 minutes after) and that her mailman was slacking off across the street instead of delivering. They told him to deliver just her mail, then take a break.

That kinda petty shit would make you go ballistic, especially if you're young and not deadened to the bullshit of life yet....which many trashmen are young. They are the only people who can do that kinda labor day after day and still get out of bed at the end of the week.

Let me restate that...so they're protesting corporate injustice. It's kind of like that David Cross joke "You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy." There's really nothing you can do in a protest that will change ANYthing. Who are they even speaking to? The government? Is the government going to say "you know what, these people are right, we should get out of bed with corporations." I don't really think that's a reality. Now, not all protests are futile, but are these people willing to throw away their luxuries (including their corporately made iPhones, corporately run facebook, and corporately run google)? Are they willing to go toe-to-toe with the U.S. military over it? Are they willing to die by truncheon and bullet? Because that's really what it will take. People have to die for shit to get done. And if you think that's extreme...you don't notice that their's blood right under your feet.

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Exactly how I get out of bed if someone wakes me up before my alarm goes off...

this is how i get out of bed in the morning , no biggy

lol I don't know any 13 yr old's that want to get out of bed

allso seems a bit random to keep having kids when your on benofits.

I can understand been on benefits , or evan having 1 accidental kid , when on Benefits , but to have multiple kids that you can barely support , with the additional high probability of them been disabled ( although this is not a huge diablity when compared to downs sindrome or something like that)

just seems like the mum and the varouse fathers of the kids are incredably irasponsable.

my ex girlfriend from way back had her va-jay-jay pierced.
it was a small chain with a tiny itty-bitty bell on the end.
i used to laugh when she would get out of bed all you would hear is this tinkling sound.
was kinda cute actually.
vajupvote for genital accessories!

pfff...I don't get out of bed because I'm masturbating all day and it's grotesque and disgusting and I am a horrible pervert, but some hot chick does it and it's "cute" and "funny".

pfff eff those double standards. fap.

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1. I'm an Atheist Jew, and that is not an oxymoron.

2. I lived in Corvallis, Oregon for about 2 years when I was 3 years old. I don't remember speaking English at the time, but the language came very naturally to me in school and I still have a somewhat American accent. I even catch myself thinking in English when speaking Hebrew.

3. In grade school I used to read ahead of the class and interrupt the teachers with questions so much that the school wanted to transfer me to a special (retarded) class. My mother insisted on a psychological evaluation that determined I was bored.

4. I'm addicted to an online game that takes almost all of my free time (guess which). I've quit and relapsed three times already. I'm also becoming addicted to an online video sharing community, but that's neither as time-consuming nor a problem IMO.

5. I lost touch with almost all of my high-school friends other than two. Other than family, those are the only people I talk to.

6. I have never finished anything that I wasn't forced to finish in my entire life. This includes university studies, projects at work and silly things like cleaning up my own apartment.

7. I am constantly tired. Have been since I can remember. After 3 cups of coffee I feel like a curtain that covers my eyes normally is gone.

8. I have no sense of self worth. That is to say, I believe that I am less than every other person, whether I know them or not. It makes me very persuadable and very vulnerable to criticism, which I usually take very personally, even if it's not meant that way.

9. I berate myself all the time. I'm doing it right now, telling myself to stop writing this pathetic post about what a pathetic person I am (considering how my imaginary problems are dwarfed by the post above mine).

10. I went to a therapy session once, but was very uncooperative.

11. I can't tell anybody else pretty much all of what I've written here already. The only reason I can do it here is because what's staring back at me is a LCD monitor.

12. I think about ending my life pretty much constantly. It's usually strongest before I go to sleep. It's been like this since I was 16 or so. I have never attempted suicide, I'm not suicidal as far as I know, and this isn't a cry for help.

13. I have never taken any kind of drug, aside for antibiotics and other common medicine. As far as I know, I've never been high.

14. I was in a scooter vs. scooter accident exactly three months ago. The other guy ran a red light and smashed into my vehicle at about 50 mph. I walked away with a slight pain in my right hand, he had several injuries as a result. In a related note, I also own a car now, and am attempting to sell my scooter.

15. I work as the sole IT guy for a tiny web hosting / site building company. It's barely enough work to keep me occupied during the day.

16. I have an American private pilot license from 2006 (single engine land). I haven't flown since, but that's because of the nature of recreational flight in Israel.

17. I am afraid of heights. Happens when I rappel or stand on high places without a safety rail. Doesn't affect me at all when flying.

18. I commonly engage in software/music/video piracy, but as a leecher, not a seeder.

19. I think about relocating to a different country a lot, but it's closer to my random thing #12 than it is an actual desire to move.

20. I am one of those people that ruin the movie-going experience for other people. I constantly find silly things wrong with movies or tv shows and point them out. I do this in a very hypocritical way, since I ignore such flaws in movies I like.

21. I suspect I have hypothyroidism, but my blood tests disagree.

22. I have no items that I would miss specifically if I had to part with them suddenly.

23. I wake up with two separate alarms, both on the other side of the room to force me to get out of bed to turn them off, but I still go back to sleep most of the time and end up being late for work. I sometimes even have no memory of turning off either alarm.

24. I have never been in a fight.

25. My favorite food is a pizza with green olives.

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I really don't want to click submit (#9) but I am going to anyway.

A vacation in a foreign land, Uncle Sam does the best he can
You're in the army now, oh-oo-oh you're in the army now

Now you remember what the draft man said, nothing to do all day but stay in bed
You're in the army now, oh-oo-oh you're in the army now

You'll be the hero of the neighbourhood, nobody knows that you've left for good
You're in the army now, oh-oo-oh you're in the army now

Smiling faces as you wait to land, but once you get there no-one gives a damn
You're in the army now, oh-oo-oh you're in the army now

Hand grenades flying over your head

Missiles flying over your head, if you want to survive get out of bed
You're in the army now, oh-oo-oh you're in the army now

Shots ring out in the dead of night, the sergeant calls 'Stand up and fight!'
You're in the army now, oh-oo-oh you're in the army now

You've got your orders better shoot on sight, your finger's on the trigger but it don't seem right
You're in the army now, oh-oo-oh you're in the army now
You're in the army now, oh-oo-oh you're in the army now

Night is falling and you just can't see, is this illusion or reality?
You're in the army now, oh-oo-oh you're in the army, in the army now
You're in the army now, oh-oo-oh you're in the army now

Oh-oo-oh you're in the army, in the army now
Oh-oo-oh you're in the army, in the army now
Oh-oo-oh you're in the army, in the army now

I have been around ECT, as it's called, for many years. It can be a life-saving intervention in severe depression. It's especially effective in major unipolar depression with pyschomotor slowing. You must realize that these patients can develop such pyschomotor slowing that they become catatonic, unable to eat, or get out of bed. Lay people tend to think of this as voluntary on the part of the patient. It's not.

Modern ECT is very safe. It probably has its effect by increasing brain levels of norepinephrine and dopamine. Many anti-depressants, such as Effexor, mainly target norepinephrine pharmacologically.

The main side-effect of ECT therapy is short-term memory loss. This brings up a whole new interesting subject, the physiology of short-term versus long-term memory. They are processed differently by the brain. ECT affects one, but typically not the other.

There is a high relapse rate after ECT and that is something people need to know. I think it approaches 50%.

Reasonable people don't have unlimited wants of *physical* goods.

I state this from a certain point of view: I have yet to meet a "reasonable" person of the type you're describing. I know of no one, myself included, who doesn't desire greater wealth, health or personal happiness in varying degrees, if not for themselves then for others, first people they know and then the society around them.

Even when the basics of life are met a billion times over, there's an infinite number of intangibles: love, respect, hunger for recognition, self-importance, a little diamond with 500 on it. Why does Donald Trump get out of bed every morning to work? Have you seen his (latest) wife?

To me, an "atheist heaven" would be a world with Star-Trek level technology, where all of the basics (food, shelter, etc.) everywhere were solved with expectations exceeded. But even if you could wile away your entire life on Jessica Alba Island on the holodeck, the Big Questions will remain: what is the meaning of life? How did life begin? Etc.

Oh, and faith versus blind faith: Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel.

Now, I could see getting around the piss, but there is no way in a mobile home to take a dump. Go to a neighbors? Some awful other images involving the same seat.

By the way, people that never get out of bed and get up into the 500+ lbs don't charge the pizza guy, or their relatives.

How did she sleep?