i thought i'd wing it and make some food for mom. i almost burnt down the house trying to make steak when i put olive oil into a extremely hot frying pan that i left on full setting for 5-6 mins...

Hey,

This joke you told. It's the only joke my ex would tell me, she was into corny jokes and that one was her favorite one. Pretty strange that you mentioned the exact same one.

Now am a bit sad.

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ok..two sausages are in a frying pan and one of the sausages turns to the other sausage and says ' we've got to get out of here or we're going to get fried alive!' and the other sausage says 'SHIT! a talking sausage!'

♫ Ladybug! Ladybug!
Fly away home.
Your house is on fire.
And your children are all gone.
All except one,
And that’s little Ann,
For she’s hiding under
The frying pan. ♫

---Children’s Nursery Rhyme, author unknown

Yeah, it's definitely an oldie, but anything involving a cat and a frying pan illicits more than a chuckle from me. (=

It didn't look so real to me.

I always like to give the benefit of the doubt to this kind of videos, but this one didn't convince me.

Even if it's fake it's still a little funny, but if I knew (or at least thought) that it is 100% real I would've found it funnier.

Some things that didn't look natural to me:

-The way she slides the apparently empty frying pan to the next burner for no obvious reason other than that of the aftermath.

-Besides the frying pan being seemingly empty, there's no food nearby right next to the range on the counter closest to the burner being used to assume that she was about to cook something. If she had just finished cooking, why would she be just standing there, staring at the frying pan w/o doing anything in the beginning anyway?

-The initial dialogue doesn't sound sincere to me either(i.e "You are so bad, you know?" "Hello" *rolls eyes* )

-The camera is put down on an angle, which I think was to give it a feel of realism. I think they tried too hard because it would've made more sense to have it flat on the counter by removing any object that would tilt it like that. Maybe it was to have a better picture of the scene, but how would you know what angle to use unless you had tested it first?

-Most importantly would anyone really do this on a range? I know I like to clear a surface, preferably as even as possible to do this as an act of consideration for the other person's comfort, and a range is not an even surface. The end of the counter to the left of the range would've been my personal choice here.

But who knows, maybe there really are idiots like this.