Good dog, Cujo! Also, you know that mutt drops a log the size of a baguette at least twice a day and it practically takes a snow shovel to fling it into the neighbor's yard.

I use to have a tragically retarded Cocker Spaniel (and, to note, there is no other variety of that breed) and it was like the Goose that Laid the Golden Egg, only with dogshit. At least three times a day, this golden-furred, floppy ear'd mongrel would scarf down a can of Alpo, a cup of kibble and whatever food was left lying on the table -- the same table the cat always got smacked for climbing on, but the dog ... ohhh, no! It's CUTE when the dog does it! -- then make a beeline to the back lawn where it'd crap Mt. Everest. I'd have to trudge out the the back yard, shovel in hand, while the guy next door shot me the stink-eye because he was tired of fishing dog turds out of his swimming pool every day during the summer. This task is odious enough, but it's a thousand times worse when you're stoned and it's a million degrees out and you'd much rather be floating on your waterbed listening to Dark Side of the Moon in headphones while blissful AC-cooled air wafts over your twice-weekly washed body and not fighting your way through a black fog of Horseflies to reach a 1:1 scale model of Mt. Doom made entirely of a too-quickly digested overpriced slurry of meat scraps and offal that the canners couldn't fob off on Mexico.

It might not have been as bad as all that, but in my hazy recollection, it was pretty darned close.

I'm not sure why I told you all this, to be perfectly honest, but I did. So there.

I love the floppy ears on my dog (pugalier). It adds to her cuteness. Plus she has no trouble hearing a can being opened from the other side of the house!

>> ^jonny:
Did he call that a sharpei? Never seen one without floppy ears or coloring like that.


The shar pei breed has a pretty wide range of colors, if you run an image search you'll see that this one seems to be fairly popular.The face shape and fur texture seemed to be a bit off for the breed. Looks like prick ears. Could easily be a mix, I would need to get a better look to really tell.

Very cute puppy regardless.

Did he call that a sharpei? Never seen one without floppy ears or coloring like that.

One more, she came crying to me, that she had been forgotten-I told her she was better off asking her long-eared pal for some props, but she promised never to post another vidoe, about her mid-life crush, so anything for no more BillShatner.

Swampgirl lives in N.Carolina. I don't know too much about the place, cept' that they were the last state to discover toothbrushes. she was kind enough to send me a questionnaire, that all her state's residents are required to complete, prior to being granted a driver's license...

Last name: ________________

First name: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack

elationship with spouse: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet ...it goes on and on like this, she sent me a copy that had more than 3 boxes checked on each question, to confuse me. She has other dogs besides the one floppy-eared one http://www.jibjab.com/view/86835 but she won't let it in the house....her husband got tired of sharing the only upper-bridge toothbrush. in the house. You can't ever be, too sweet if you are swampgirl, who would rather let her house burn down, than to bother the volunteer firemen during supper....her idea of confrontation, is blinking both eyes at once, something she has sworn never to do again, for the sake of her forehead. Love ya swampy, hope you recover, soon.

This roasting situation is static, so swampgirl, m'self, and dotdude are the only real enthusiasts so far, for real. It would be a tragedy, to half-assed begin this thing, without setting down some guidelines.

My gut feeling is, that folks are not eager to roast such a sticky-bun sweet, never say anything bad about anything, floppy-eared dog-lover, mommy-type,OR, they are worried about offending someone. Another reason, for less than enthusiastic support, may simply be y'all think its too difficult or silly to attempt-I say pooh, after you see one in parody, for the perusal of all, the bandwagon will be much better for the next one.



Swampgirl has volunteered to un-volunteer as first roastee....we both think it fitting to elect (or have a volunteer) someone more....un-cutesy, with a few more...raw edges, ripe for lampooning or destroying utterly-

I have my own wannabees, Sg has suggested some of the more vocal folks on the sift, and my offer still stands to be the guinea pig-Ya's trash me alla time anyhow, so why not wave yer aversion to ad-hom officially, and join the "take choggie down" bandwagon....give it a try, you may turn Born-Again ass-handers, after the rave reviews from folks who would rather watch a good tussle, instead of taking part.

Now-everyone rally back on this post-DOTDUDE if you would be so kind, as to discard, or otherwise consolidate the other 2 posts, regarding the roast, as noit to confuse folk-?


*Whomever is interested in taking part in the roast, please bookmark this page, so we can get a count!!!

lovely dog, but what have they done to its ears, they look like they've been mutilated - that kind of dog should have slightly floppy ears!