There you have it, these questions were extrapolated from a conversation (one-way) b/t myself and dotdude.....I proposed while looking over the ideas (stream of consciousness) that we simply number them and throw them at Mycroft-Linear thinker that he his, he treated it like a pop quiz, and quickly returned to his data crunching.

The trick question between 5 and 6, since there is no such citrus condition, mans you would not squeeze a lemon so hard that it would shoot juice errantly into someone's eye, that's good to know.

Don't know what yer missin',bird-fish tacos are special things...and I thought I was the only one that never regretted ordering the Chairstand, it doubles as a party harness, I love mine....

As for Faust?? Neither the 16th century alchemist, Johann Georg Faust, nor Goethe's tragic poodle-devil follower, wrote anything of note....Guess when you talk to mister literal, you better mean just what you say.

Ok, so I know the roast starts tomorrow, so I'll give Jurassic momma's boy, some room to wiggle and sweat.

1.What do you, do most of the day when you are not lounging, but not on the computer?
I take copious amounts of data. And when I am not taking it, I am analyzing it.

If you had a time machine,which era would you go to, past or future, and trade that which you now understand as your reality?
I would probably want to go see dinosaurs.

2.Who are you more fond of?
I am going to have to go with A out of the these.
A..Mother
B.Heinlein
C.Fried Foods
D.Technical Assistance
E.All of the Below
F.Some of the Below
G.None (kill them all)

3.how many pairs of shoes as opposed to matching undergarments....
boxers or briefs
I have 6 pairs of shoes and 10 boxers. None of them match.

4.mac or pic
I used to own a PC but my adviser bought me a macbook


5. wouldyou prefer death by firing squad or salmonella
who would you wish lime disease upon???
Firing Squad. Err... tough one. I would not wish lime disease on anyone.

6.Faust, Asimov, Gore Vidal?
There is another tough one. I haven't read any of Asimov's books, but his short stories are great. I have read nothing from Faust and I like Gore Vidal, but I have only read one book and short stories. I will go with Asimov.

7.sprinkles, gravy, or cherry on top?
Cherry.

8.tits, ass, or leg man
ass.

9.chair stand or prostrate
? Chair stand.

10.cat dog or reptile
Dog. I am really allergic to cats, but I love them. From about 1-21 I had a huge cat. She was amazing, but my mom would make me brush her. I hated it because my eyes would swell and I would sneeze. My mom only gave over when we went to the doctor for my sisters allergy test and they tested me as well for some reason. It turned out that my sister was not allergic to anything, but cats were the death of me.

11.fish bird or taco with both and fresh salsa
bird.

12.time, newsweek or USNews and World Report?
Time.

13.beer preference?
Troegs Hopback.

14.can you open it for me?
Yes, I always take care of my friends.

15.Ever arrested?
No.

16.cheetos: crunchy or poofs?
crunchy

17.dog or cat person?
Both.

18.bangs, balding or rug?
Shaved, but I have a lot hair.

19.five most cherished possessions
My mind. My life. My dad's pen. My pocket knife. I don't own my fiance so I cant say her... Hmmm... My dad's watch.

20.clean shaven, beard, goatee or mustache
clean shaven or stubble.

Svankmajer is great, i highly recommend his "Alice" and "Faust" films, too