A thermometer? Toothbrush? Dental floss? False teeth? Sunflower seed shells? You can even say "words" if you're feeling particularly existential.

false teeth would be kryptonite to this guy's income.

I bet if I passed my bong to this guy, and it accidentally hit the edge of his goatee, both his top and bottom false teeth would tumble out at the same time.

Aiyyo, you betta flee Hobbes, or get your head flown three blocks
L keep rapper's hearts pumpin like Reeboks
And every year I gain clout and my name sprouts
Some brothers'd still be vergins if the crack never came out
I got the wild style, always been a foul child
My guns go poom-poom, and yo' guns go pow-pow
I'm known to have a hottie open, I keep the shottie smokin
Front and get half the bones in your body broken
And when it comes to gettin nookie I'm not a rookie
I got girls that make that chick Toni Braxton look like Whoopie
I run with sturdy clicks I'm never hittin dirty chicks
Got thirty-five bodies, Buddy don't make it thirty-six
Step to this you're good as gone, word is born
I leave mics torn when I put it on

Nobody can take nuttin from Big L but a loss chief
The last punk who fronted got a mouth full of false teeth
I'm known to gas a hottie and blast the shottie
Got more cash than Gotti (you don't know?) you betta ask somebody
Big L is a crazy brother, and I'm a lady lover
A smooth kid that'll run up in your baby mother
I push a slick Benz, I'm known to hit skinz
and get endz and commit sins with sick friends
Cause I'm a money getter, also a honey hitter
You think you nice as me? Ha ha, youse a funny nigga
I flows, so one of my shows, wouldn't be clever to miss
I'm leavin competitors pissed
To tell you the truth, it gets no better than this
I'm catchin wreck to the break of dawn
And it's on, yo it's a must that I put it on

[* unknown patois chatta - best guess *]
Some boys see me gun nozzle and take a we fi joke
Boy you gwan dead before you see me gun smoke
See me gun nozzle and take me fi joke
You gwan dead, from army you provoked

I drink Moet not Beck's beer, I stay dressed in slick gear
Peace to my homies in the gangsta lean, I see you when I get there
And it's a fact I keep a gat in my arm reach
I charm freaks and bomb geeks from here to Palm Beach
I'm puttin rappers in the wheelchair, Big L is the villain
you still fear, cause I be hangin in Harlem and my shit is for real here
If you battle L you picked the wrong head
I smash mics like cornbread, you can't kill me I was born dead
And I'm known to pull steel trigs and kill pigs
I run with ill kids and real nigs who peel wigs
My rap's steady slammin, I keep a heavy cannon
It's a new sherriff in town, and it ain't Reggie Hammond
Peace to my peoples, the Children of the Corn
Cause we put it on, adios, ghost I'm gone

So put it on Big L, put it on
C'mon put it on, big fella put it on and on
Big L, you gotta put it on and on
Put it on Big L, put it on and on
Word up, knahmsayin?
My man Big L, runnin things for the nine-four
and nine-oh-S, you know what I mean?
It's the Kid Capri, in full flair
And we gon' put it on a little somethin like this
Big L, c'mon

I had to go and check out the video you were talking about. I wish I hadn't.. I have only downvoted one video here during my sifting days, but this surely is a tempting downvote #2. I wil probably have nightmares tonight..

To me, it is not even remotely funny, and I can't even figure out if the guy really looks that hideous, or if he has just false teeth and so on. I do find this video just gross. The only reason why I didn't downvote is that I never would have watched this to begin with.

If I don't like a video, I just don't vote for it, and don't finish watching. I know some people downvote when they don't like something, or don't find it funny when it is obviously meant to be.. I doenvoted a video about 'ugh masturbating monkey and a frog.. So, that was even more gross! And it got LOTS of downvotes. Yet, somehow, it made it to the top 15!

Yes, I have gotten frustrated when a perfectly nice video of mine has gotten a downvote with no explanation. But I know it doesn't mean people are 'policing' the site. It just means they either really did not like it, or were expecting a lot more than what it delivered.

If you are paranoid enough to call this a 'policed site' and scream when people downvote gross videos, then you might just stick with YouTube. Downvoting here does happen, to ALL of us.

I am not a veteran enough here to speak for the community, but sorry, your post just made me angry enough to respond.

Better luck with other videos. I know it is hard to get started here, but it is worth the hard work =)

And when it comes to voting blocks, I belong to none, since I come originally from Finland! The proud country that usually gets 0 votes anyway! =)

False teeth soaking in water. Yummy.

It doesn't matter what a guy is saying if half the audience is wondering when his false teeth will fall out.