uggggghhhh-whoever brought this (ass-gravy) thing to the sift, please take the shit back to your anal-expulsive caverns, it's fucking sophomoric, tired, and apparently appeals to the basest of sensibilities....
As flippantly as I can be with expletives, this particular scatological reference makes me cringe whenever it is used-I think it was blankfuck, whom, if I ever had the pleasure to meet in person, I would force to drink a 40oz jar of Kosher pickle juice, and lock him in his own car-
dstsopijfrtdy
congrats, guess secondlife just lost its allure for ya, eh???

devaluation of the sift-hey rottenseed....When your mother goes geriatric, and her incontinence is made public, by then there will be entire websites dedicated to anal-expulsive humor...perhaps you will have even started one.)oh wait, nevermind, 1984 Break dot.com) Where's ant???
Annnnnnnnnt?!

This wreaks of a wedge mechanism.
One thats used to make it seem like creationism's expulsion from science is unethical, trying to garner sympathy and support for the cause from people who have no understanding or a loose grasp on the concepts of science, and specifically biology and evolution visa vie natural selection.

When examined carefully, creationism has no feet to stand on. Wether it seems harsh or not, creationists attempts at trying to be all "sciency" is just one giant slap in the face of true scientists everywhere (and I say that unambiguously, scientists in the sense of those that follow emperical evidence and theories to their breaking points...and then past them).

Creationists stop at an allmighty, circular logic begetts circular logic.

Example:
Apples fall to the ground because Apples fall to the ground.

Analagous to:
God created the universe because the bible said so, and God is the alpha and the omega, the one true being that needs no creator, as he has always been, and always will be.

Capiche` ?

This video, as I said, wreaks of wedge mechanism, appealing to the lamens with a taste for rap / hiphop.

Yow! I thought Ashley was the Liz Fraser-sounding chick singin'.....this guy does sound like an exhibitionist, anal-expulsive jerk-off, and one obnoxious homosexual....

i agree, but everything changes when it's animals that does it!!!

In reply to this comment by choggie:
-dog's jacking off-
-laughing at farts or turds
-any episode of jack-ass
fucking sophomoric anal-expulsive humor is for remedial socialites
and jr high kids-
i blow shit up and perform amazing feats when I get the camera out.....
some people film potty humor-


In reply to this comment by legacy0100:
if you can't enjoy watching a masturbating dog at the corner of your room, then something is majorly wrong with you choggie!!!!!!

This reminds of Hasil Adkins, here's the formula:

Barely-talented drunks with instruments + absurd, anal-expulsive lyrics + crowd of no-talent drunks >= local fanbase(some neighborhood bar) X someone with camera and computer + blankfist=masturbatory exhibitionist vlogger

jeeeeez, I can see why the whole, internet bully thing is an issue for some folks....from the looks of the last 5-7 comments, it's apparent that most of the roasters here, have struggled with self-esteem most of their short, extremely white lives, as well as potty-training in those very early years, until at least the age of 7-And sad to say for your sake karaidl, it seems they have reserved some of the least inspired, sophomoric, and anemic remarks for this 3rd and what let’s hope, final, anal-expulsion, shit, cock, balls puke, and fuck fest.

If you will peruse some of the inspired ejaculations karaidl has graced this site with, you will see that he is not afraid to speak his mind, unlike the bulk of the most outspoken here on the sift, who can’t stop speaking Other People’s Minds, with control “C”, and control “V’, as their only hedge, between themselves, and a career stint in the fast-food industry, animal hospice care, etc. Give most of these cretins an opportunity to pen some creative musings, and it’s straight to the men’s restroom at an interstate rest stop…..what I wrote, who I called, and how much it produced or stunk.

About the only thing bad about having the awareness of a thousand lifetimes, crammed into a plump, chronologically challenged being, is how bitter and disillusioned he is bound to become when at age 30, the witless boobs to follow his generation, will provide constant irritation, and the nagging temptation to, slay, skin, and smoke. He will have left Las Vegas after making sure his Mother is well-cared for, by his harem of whores, professional gamblers and grifters, and of course, his dealers-all wondering what they will do, when Master Teat, moves on, to greener pastures, and hairy bush.
At 20, he will turn down scholarships to various trade schools and mining concerns, and turn all his energies towards entrepreneurship….Celebrity Bobble-Cock Dolls, and skin-care/massage parties.(I can get clients and do scheduling, man)

Humble beginnings will lead to noble effort, and drug and fork abuse.

Your children will start coming to find out who their real daddy is after seeing their mother’s reactions to how many swinger’s blogs have posted user comments and photos, some of which have them standing in front of their mirrors, wondering, “Why is MY mom is so much older than the other kids’ moms?”

Seriously now, waist-down naked, and boyish charm will get you as far as the back door, before you smell the aroma from ma’s kitchen….and before you know it, you’re young again…at 36, with a lot less hair, and a breech at every stitch in yer sweatsuit.
I see a future of service to the community……a neighborhood kid’s bike and sporting goods equipment collection, and monthly garage sales, proceeds going to your favorite cause, ample paper products in all baths and computer/game-station rooms.

Growing up coddled, unparented and sensory-enriched by cathode-ray addiction, subjected to pathetic primary and secondary educations, with a sense of arrogance, entitlement, and privilege, having attended even worse colleges and universities, has afflicted most of the users on this site, but you Karaidl, have the ability and distinction, of being in a similar situation, and actually using it to your advantage, and attempting the unending process of self-awareness…..unlike your some of your elders here, who couldn’t wrangle a stray thought after a blow to the skull, much less work to become more in tune with themselves.

Salute to you Karaidl, we need more like you here, and less like these others, most of which I would not trust to call me a fucking cab, should I ever have the dis-pleasure of meeting them in person. You know who you are, at least if you think you might, the sentiment is appreciated……

this crazy negro has a gadjillon youtube clips, he's always doing insane schtuff.....he looks like yer average, sit around the house, getting stoned and actin' crazy (normal) kinna freakazoid......he's Capt. Anal Expulsive, and looks like he has quite the following....been banned from youtube once too...

I have no idea where you're coming from. But I hope you get where you're going. But it won't be with me.
Good day.

In reply to this comment by choggie:
Nope, that about sums it the fuck up......
In reply to this comment by doogle:
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What's this about?

If you just needed to vent, tell me, did it feel better?

In reply to this comment by choggie:
Go fuck yerself ya little anal expulsive cocksucker.....

worse case scenario....bullshit anal-expulsive wannabe humor, collides with poetry-less slam...uncomfortable laughter, and rave reviews from the alley he'll live in, soon....welcome to America
*talent-free

Texas flavor Democracy(TM) in action. Not unlike Presidential elections of former Texas governors.

In actuality.. that is not Democracy. It is a farce. It should be illegal and punishable by immediate expulsion, not punishment at the 'discretion of the legislature'. All bills voted on in such a manner should be negated. Made null and void, and re-upped for vote .. minus those who violated rules and forced a re-vote to occur.

Texas.. southern morality indeed. I see it not. Now it becomes more clear... Texas government morality moves to the white house, and we get Bush Jr.

I like the channels better.....no one ever asked me for an invite to the wild west show, and it was some bird pestering me to start a new one anyhow.....Remeber, the wildwestshow can contain anything you think is wild and westernized.....like a clown with only his red-nose streaking down a corridor in a crowded mall, or, it can be some country tune, or, some home-movie of some wild, expulsive activity.....How come noone watches my channel?????

by the way, this is sick, twisted, expulsive humor, only a Brit or an Italian could come up with, and decide it was ok for the telly.......

yer right ant, but this kid is star quality, none the less.....Hope he is not offended by the anal-expulsive humor!

hate fart jokes m'self.....

....this cartoon is as anal-expulsive as Jackass or Austin Powers.....a crudcake.